Georginio Wijnaldum - confirmed

[Esoteric]

A song for the new lad.
(To Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera)

If you want to see some speed /
Baby come and hear us sing /
He is Gini at full throttle /
Watch him run down the right wing

Fucking Boom.

Seriously???? tut tut tut.....

Try this out, to the tune of Delilah

Why, why, why Wijnaldum.
Fly, fly, fly Wijnaldum.
Klopp could see this boy was for LFC
Now he's our new number 5 for Kopites to see.

Why, why, why Wijnaldum.
Try, try, try Wijnaldum.
So, just score and hear the Anfield roar.
Forgive us Wijnaldum we want you to score even more.

 

[superchimp]

box to box midfielder, strong and can finish.

will score goals unlike any of our current central midfielders.

I think he'll be very good.

 

[Best Believe It]

box to box midfielder, strong and can finish.

will score goals unlike any of our current central midfielders.

I think he'll be very good.

To which tune? I'm struggling here.

 

[Piedro]

I love it when people try and make songs up

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I love it when people try and make songs up

Fuck you Piedro.

 

[cloggypop]

Fuck you Piedro.
We do.
Fuck you Piedro.
We do.
Fuck you Piedro.
We doooooooo.
Oh Piedro
Fuuuuuuck you.

 

[Skullflower]

To the theme of ghostbusters.

When your budget's small
And you cant sign dahoud
Who you gonna sign?
Wijnaldum.

 

[manwithnoname]

When net spend bites hard
And ambitions are low
And your midfield can't score
And is ve-ry fucking slow

Then George, George Wij-naaaaaa-aaaaal dum, a dum
George, George Wij-naaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaal dum, a dum

Joy Division
Love Will Tear Us Apart

Close the thread.
*bows*

 

[tombrown]

Purely because I was listening to it on the way in to work this morning:

She's a germ free Wijnaldum
Cleanliness is Wijnaldum
Cleans her teeth ten times a day
scrub away, scrub away, scrub away,
the Liverpool Way

Now that's as bad as it gets, doesn't even scan

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Man I can't believe I didn't get more love for the line "Gini at full throttle" - given that he's in a Klopp team etc.

I'm wasted on you Philistines.

 

[manwithnoname]

Man I can't believe I didn't get more love for the line "Gini at full throttle" - given that he's in a Klopp team etc.

I'm wasted on you Philistines.

Come back when you can top Skully's Ghostbusters masterpiece

 

[KopRed]

Seen this guy a few times. Strong and quick, has that composure to hold onto the ball and release them intelligently. And he does that in the attacking half, not like the majority of our other midfielders. Certainly an upgrade on Ibe.

My only worry is how a player of his talents could go down with Newcastle. I think he just didn't give a shit back then.

 

[Frogfish]

My only worry is how a player of his talents could go down with Newcastle. I think he just didn't give a shit back then.

It didn't help that Newcastle had an incredible season for injuries. We had by far the second most (ca. 289 player match days lost) over United by 40+ but Newcastle lost about a 100 days more than us. That not only rips the team apart but has to be soul destroying.