Fantasy Premiership Draft

[dmishra]

Ivanovic.

 

[Oncy]

FUCKING PASTE IT ON THE LIST YOU CUNTS!!!

 

[Oncy]

Ps-Lol @ Suarez and Ivanovic.

 

[dmishra]

Ha!

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Hernandez. I'll copy and paste the list when I get to a PC.

Next is @the count

 

[Oncy]

Bastard. Two players I earmarked have gone now. Wilshere and Hernandez.
;(

 

[Oncy]

1.1 The Count - Bale
1.2 Gerry A Trick - Yaya Toure, Hernandez
1.3 Dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole
1.6 Holle - Aguero, Begovic
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, lampard
1.13 Thethingis - Coutinho, Vidic
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta
1.15 Summeronions - Lukaku, carrick
1.16 Mojo - Kompany, Lloris
1.17 Leo - Walcott, Kagawa
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz


Please can people quote this so we know who has gone.

 

[Rosco]

I thought I'd get Ivanovic with my next pick : (

 

[the count]

Dembele, Cahill

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

1.1 The Count - Bale, Dembele, Cahill
1.2 Gerry A Trick - Yaya Toure, Hernandez, Evra
1.3 Dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole
1.6 Holle - Aguero, Begovic
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, lampard
1.13 Thethingis - Coutinho, Vidic
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta
1.15 Summeronions - Lukaku, carrick
1.16 Mojo - Kompany, Lloris
1.17 Leo - Walcott, Kagawa
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz

@dmishra

 

[dmishra]

Joe Hart

 

[StevieM]

The fucks Oncey???

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

@Herr Onceared

 

[Oncy]

De Gea.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Gerry should have left Evra for Dmishra. Hell of a team that: Suarez, Ivanovic, Evra.

 

[dmishra]

1.1 The Count - Bale, Dembele, Cahill
1.2 Gerry A Trick - Yaya Toure, Hernandez, Evra
1.3 Dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic, Hart
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand, De Gea
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole
1.6 Holle - Aguero, Begovic
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, lampard
1.13 Thethingis - Coutinho, Vidic
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta
1.15 Summeronions - Lukaku, carrick
1.16 Mojo - Kompany, Lloris
1.17 Leo - Walcott, Kagawa
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz

@Dreambeliever

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Wasn't sure how to define some of these players, as some may fit in between categories, but after two rounds:
Goalkeepers(2):
Lloris, Begovic
Defenders(8):
Ivanovic, Ferdinand, Cole, Vertonghen, Baines, Vidic, Kompany, Luiz
Defensive Midfielders(5):
Dembele, Toure, Wilshire, Arteta, Carrick
Creative Midfielders(9):
Mata, Carzola, Gerrard, Hazard, Lampard, Coutinho, Kagawa, Silva, Oscar
Goal Scorers(16):
Bale, Hernandez, Suarez, Van Persie, Aguero, Ba, Cisse, Dzeko, Michu, Tevez, Benteke, Lukaku, Walcott, Rooney, Sturridge, Fellani

 

[StevieM]

I think cunt & non-cunt would be better.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

I think cunt & non-cunt would be better.

One of those lists will be very short.

 

[StevieM]

One of those lists will be very short.

Oh split cunts up in to Super cunts, fucking cunts, über cunts & John Terry.

 

[Rosco]

I still can't believe Begovic as a top 40 pick and the second gk selected

 

[StevieM]

I still can't believe Begovic as a top 40 pick and the second gk selected

Managers eh?

 

[Rosco]

I'm wondering what I'm missing !

 

[StevieM]

I'm wondering what I'm missing !

You must be looking at the wrong set of stats.

 

[Rosco]

You must be looking at the wrong set of stats.

I think it's the wrong letters I'm looking at.

It says BEGOVIC when it should say REINA

 

[Holle]

No. It says:

MY CHOICE. FUCK OFF.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Chelsea(9): Ba, Lukaku, Oscar, Lampard, Cole, Luiz, Ivanovic, Hazard, Mata
Man United(7):Ferdinand, Carrick, Hernandez, Van Persie, Rooney, Kagawa, Vidic
City(6): Toure, Dzeko, Tevez, Silva, Kompany, Aguero
Liverpool(4): Gerrard, Suarez, Sturridge, Coutinho
Arsenal(4): Walcott, Carzola, Arteta, Wilshire
Spurs(4): Bale, Vertonghen, Dembele, Lloris
Everton(2): Fellani, Baines
Newcastle(1): Cisse
Stoke(1): Begovic
Swansea(1): Michu
Villa(1): Benteke

And now I'm going to do some real work...

*Disclaimer* I've probably got some of those under the wrong club

 

[Holle]

I rate Begovic.

Leave him alone.

 

[StevieM]

Bunch of plastic flag waving Chelsea loving cunts.

 

[Squiggles]

Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4
1.1 The Count 2.1 Fabio 3.1 The Count 4.1 Fabio
1.2 Roland G 2.2 Bob Loblaw 3.2 Roland G 4.2 Bob Loblaw
1.3 Dmishra 2.3 HC 3.3 Dmishra 4.3 HC
1.4 Herr Onceared 2.4 LFD 3.4 Herr Onceared 4.4 LFD
1.5 Dreambeliever 2.5 Mojo 3.5 Dreambeliever 4.5 Mojo
1.6 Holle 2.6 Summeronions 3.6 Holle 4.6 Summeronions
1.7 Rosco 2.7 DHSC 3.7 Rosco 4.7 DHSC
1.8 Stevie M 2.8 Thethingis 3.8 Stevie M 4.8 Thethingis
1.9 Zlate Niklovski 2.9 Stulikesdrums 3.9 Zlate Niklovski 4.9 Stulikesdrums
1.10 Brizzle 2.10 Bradley 3.10 Brizzle 4.10 Bradley
1.11 Bradley 2.11 Brizzle 3.11 Bradley 4.11 Brizzle
1.12 Stulikesdrums 2.12 Zlate Niklovski 3.12 Stulikesdrums 4.12 Zlate Niklovski
1.13 Thethingis 2.13 Stevie M 3.13 Thethingis 4.13 Stevie M
1.14 DHSC 2.14 Rosco 3.14 DHSC 4.14 Rosco
1.15 Summeronions 2.15 Holle 3.15 Summeronions 4.15 Holle
1.16 Mojo 2.16 Dreambeliever 3.16 Mojo 4.16 Dreambeliever
1.17 LFD 2.17 Herr Onceared 3.17 LFD 4.17 Herr Onceared
1.18 HC 2.18 Dmishra 3.18 HC 4.18 Dmishra
1.19 Bob Loblaw 2.19 Roland G 3.19 Bob Loblaw 4.19 Roland G
1.20 Fabio 2.20 The Count 3.20 Fabio 4.20 The Count



Round 5 Round 6 Round 7 Round 8
5.1 The Count 6.1 Fabio 7.1 The Count 8.1 Fabio
5.2 Roland G 6.2 Bob Loblaw 7.2 Roland G 8.2 Bob Loblaw
5.3 Dmishra 6.3 HC 7.3 Dmishra 8.3 HC
5.4 Herr Onceared 6.4 LFD 7.4 Herr Onceared 8.4 LFD
5.5 Dreambeliever 6.5 Mojo 7.5 Dreambeliever 8.5 Mojo
5.6 Holle 6.6 Summeronions 7.6 Holle 8.6 Summeronions
5.7 Rosco 6.7 DHSC 7.7 Rosco 8.7 DHSC
5.8 Stevie M 6.8 Thethingis 7.8 Stevie M 8.8 Thethingis
5.9 Zlate Niklovski 6.9 Stulikesdrums 7.9 Zlate Niklovski 8.9 Stulikesdrums
5.10 Brizzle 6.10 Bradley 7.10 Brizzle 8.10 Bradley
5.11 Bradley 6.11 Brizzle 7.11 Bradley 8.11 Brizzle
5.12 Stulikesdrums 6.12 Zlate Niklovski 7.12 Stulikesdrums 8.12 Zlate Niklovski
5.13 Thethingis 6.13 Stevie M 7.13 Thethingis 8.13 Stevie M
5.14 DHSC 6.14 Rosco 7.14 DHSC 8.14 Rosco
5.15 Summeronions 6.15 Holle 7.15 Summeronions 8.15 Holle
5.16 Mojo 6.16 Dreambeliever 7.16 Mojo 8.16 Dreambeliever
5.17 LFD 6.17 Herr Onceared 7.17 LFD 8.17 Herr Onceared
5.18 HC 6.18 Dmishra 7.18 HC 8.18 Dmishra
5.19 Bob Loblaw 6.19 Roland G 7.19 Bob Loblaw 8.19 Roland G
5.20 Fabio 6.20 The Count 7.20 Fabio 8.20 The Count