Fantasy Premiership Draft

[DHSC]

Sorry on my phone so difficult to copy and paste.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Whatever, scumbag.

 

[DHSC]

Haha you wanted Rafael?

 

[Stulikesdrums]

No way! No Utd players for me.
Just top, top guys like Tevez, Lampard & Torres.
Class acts.

 

[dmishra]

I love how everyone accepted my Beausejour pick for DB.

 

[SummerOnions]

1.1 The Count - Bale, Dembele, Cahill
1.2 Gerry A Trick - Yaya Toure, Hernandez, Evra
1.3 Dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic, Hart
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand, De Gea
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole, Beasojour
1.6 Holle - Aguero, Begovic, Zabaleta
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse, Nasri
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba, Mirralas
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere, Berbatov
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko, Podolski
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines, G Johnson
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, Lampard, Torres
1.13 Thethingis - Coutinho, Vidic, Ox-Chamberlin
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta, Rafael
1.15 Summeronions - Lukaku, carrick, Lowton
1.16 @Mojo - Kompany, Lloris
1.17 Leo - Walcott, Kagawa
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz

 

[Bradley]

Bradley's going to need three defensive midfielders

This is what the old timers call 'The Keegan Approach'

 

[Dreambeliever]

What the f*ck Beasojour???

Right I'm going to have 1 very weak spot in my team thanks Dmishra!

 

[StevieM]

You snooze you loose buddy.... Besides I'd bet my highly trained and competent liver that it won't be the last "dodgy" player in your team.

 

[Mamma Mia]

When you lot are eventually done, I will select my "best of the rest" team.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Can't I just pick 2 for my round 4 pick and bin off 1 of the worst players in the league?

How was I supposed to know we'd go from 1 pick a day to 10

 

[Oncy]

Can't I just pick 2 for my round 4 pick and bin off 1 of the worst players in the league?

How was I supposed to know we'd go from 1 pick a day to 10

No.
I have been working all week and helped my mam move house and sorted out and decorated half my house, but still checked regularly so as not to keep people waiting.
You are useless.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

that's a fair suggestion Pat ... @Rosco?

 

[Oncy]

NO. That just means you can come in anytime and pick. NO

 

[Mojo]

1.1 The Count - Bale, Dembele, Cahill
1.2 Gerry A Trick - Yaya Toure, Hernandez, Evra
1.3 Dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic, Hart
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand, De Gea
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole, Beasojour
1.6 Holle - Aguero, Begovic, Zabaleta
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse, Nasri
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba, Mirralas
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere, Berbatov
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko, Podolski
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines, G Johnson
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, Lampard, Torres
1.13 Thethingis - Coutinho, Vidic, Ox-Chamberlin
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta, Rafael
1.15 Summeronions - Lukaku, carrick, Lowton
1.16 Mojo - Kompany, Lloris, Jagielka
1.17 @Leo - Walcott, Kagawa
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz

 

[Oncy]

Hey Mojo............are you aware that you will need to score some goals at some point?

 

[Dreambeliever]

NO. That just means you can come in anytime and pick. NO

But it also means your at a severe disadvantage as you've got 20 picks in front of you.

I was checking the thing every other hour and never a movement then I miss 1 day and bam I get that useless f*ck?

 

[Rosco]

NO. That just means you can come in anytime and pick. NO

Exactly - it's already being held up massively. Changing the order on the fly during every round is going to fucking confuse the shit out of everyone

 

[Dreambeliever]

Exactly - it's already being held up massively. Changing the order on the fly during every round is going to fucking confuse the shit out of everyone

Ok how about I pick at the very end as there will be about 200 players I would even at the end above him?

May as well play with 10 men. Cole and Van Persie will want to leave due to the lack of ambition in the transfer window when they see him turn up for preseason.

 

[Mojo]

Hey Mojo............are you aware that you will need to score some goals at some point?

Thought crossed my mind, but decided to take a leaf out of Rafa's book...if you don't concede you cant lose!
I have someone in mind for my next pick provided he doesn't get picked before that...else I'm fucked.

 

[Leo]

1.1 The Count - Bale, Dembele, Cahill
1.2 Gerry A Trick - Yaya Toure, Hernandez, Evra
1.3 Dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic, Hart
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand, De Gea
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole, Beasojour
1.6 Holle - Aguero, Begovic, Zabaleta
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse, Nasri
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba, Mirralas
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere, Berbatov
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko, Podolski
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines, G Johnson
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, Lampard, Torres
1.13 Thethingis - Coutinho, Vidic, Ox-Chamberlin
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta, Rafael
1.15 Summeronions - Lukaku, carrick, Lowton
1.16 Mojo - Kompany, Lloris, Jagielka
1.17 @Leo - Walcott, Kagawa,Azpilicueta
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz

 

[Leo]

@HC

 

[Fabio]

Nearly me again!

*whips out lube*

 

[Rosco]

that should pique HC's interest

 

[Zlate]

Still so many quality players to choose

 

[Oncy]

HC is another one who take fucking ageeees. And he is UK the shirking homo twat.

 

[StevieM]

You're either in it and checking regularly l or GTF!!

 

[StevieM]

... aaaaaaaand!!!! Which cunt is picking next?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

... aaaaaaaand!!!! Which cunt is picking next?

@HC

 

[Fabio]

Fuck sake, I'm getting blue balls here