Fantasy Premiership Draft

[Fabio]

Meh

Thought it was gonna be someone I wanted

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I'll have Adam Johnson

Fucked for a DM at this stage..going Kevin Keegan stylee

1.1The count- Bale, Dembele, Cahill, Ben Arfa, Adebayor, Koscielney. Downing
1.2 Gerry_A_Trick- Yaya Toure, Hernandez, Evra, Clint Dempsey, Sterling, Terry, Seamus Coleman
1.3 dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic, Hart, Sessegnon, Defoe, Cleverley, Caulker
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand, De Gea, De Guzman, Barkley, Valencia, Young
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole, Beasojour, Lennon, Huddlestone, Carragher, Tiote
1.6 Malibu (formally Holle) - Aguero, Begovic, Zabaleta, Welbeck, Henderson, Granero, Gibbs
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse, Nasri, Vermaelen, Reina, Shawcross, James McCarthy
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba, Mirralas, Mertesacker, Cech, Clichy, Rodwell
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere, Berbatov, Michah Richards, Sigurdsson, Schniderlin, Collocini
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko, Podolski, Nani, Kolarov, Hangeland, Mulumbu
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines, G Johnson, Pienaar, Freidel, Lescott, Gallas
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, Lampard, Torres, Agger, Diame, Assou Ekotto, Mignolet
1.13 TheThingIs - Coutinho, Vidic, Ox-Chamberlin, Aaron Ramsay, Jelavic, Sagna, Joe Allen
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta, Rafael, Sandro, Holtby, Chico Flores, Le Fondre
1.15 SummerOnions - Lukaku, carrick, Lowton, Lambert, Ruiz, Osman, Yacob
1.16 Mojo - Kompany, Lloris, Jagielka, Sissoko, S Fletcher, Bent, Diaby
1.17 Leo - Walcott, Kagawa,Azpilicueta,Nastasic,Nolan,Enrique,Lucas
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar, Rodriguez,Jones, Barry,Weimann, Monreal
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge, remy, Cabaye, Walker, Skrtel, A Johnson
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz, ramires, Giroud, Dawson, Victor Moses

 

[LeTallecWiz]

@Fabio

 

[Oncy]

FUCK YOU LEO!!! You cunt.

 

[Fabio]

I'll have Adam Johnson

Fucked for a DM at this stage..going Kevin Keegan stylee

1.1The count- Bale, Dembele, Cahill, Ben Arfa, Adebayor, Koscielney. Downing
1.2 Gerry_A_Trick- Yaya Toure, Hernandez, Evra, Clint Dempsey, Sterling, Terry, Seamus Coleman
1.3 dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic, Hart, Sessegnon, Defoe, Cleverley, Caulker
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand, De Gea, De Guzman, Barkley, Valencia, Young
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole, Beasojour, Lennon, Huddlestone, Carragher, Tiote
1.6 Malibu (formally Holle) - Aguero, Begovic, Zabaleta, Welbeck, Henderson, Granero, Gibbs
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse, Nasri, Vermaelen, Reina, Shawcross, James McCarthy
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba, Mirralas, Mertesacker, Cech, Clichy, Rodwell
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere, Berbatov, Michah Richards, Sigurdsson, Schniderlin, Collocini
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko, Podolski, Nani, Kolarov, Hangeland, Mulumbu
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines, G Johnson, Pienaar, Freidel, Lescott, Gallas
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, Lampard, Torres, Agger, Diame, Assou Ekotto, Mignolet
1.13 TheThingIs - Coutinho, Vidic, Ox-Chamberlin, Aaron Ramsay, Jelavic, Sagna, Joe Allen
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta, Rafael, Sandro, Holtby, Chico Flores, Le Fondre
1.15 SummerOnions - Lukaku, carrick, Lowton, Lambert, Ruiz, Osman, Yacob
1.16 Mojo - Kompany, Lloris, Jagielka, Sissoko, S Fletcher, Bent, Diaby
1.17 Leo - Walcott, Kagawa,Azpilicueta,Nastasic,Nolan,Enrique,Lucas
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar, Rodriguez,Jones, Barry,Weimann, Monreal
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge, remy, Cabaye, Walker, Skrtel, A Johnson
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz, ramires, Giroud, Dawson, Victor Moses, balotelli, Shaw

 

[Fabio]

Suck my mother fucking dick

 

[Fabio]

@Bob Loblaw

 

[Oncy]

Balotelli WASNT at citeh at the end of the season you stupid fucking cunt.

 

[Fabio]

I need 19 other volunteers for this.

We'll have a fantasy draft for a Premiership XI, players that played in the league in the past season only.
It'll be a snake draft.

And we'll see who ends up with the best team. And see who values what type of player as we go through it.

Who is in? All you'll have to do is pick a few players.

Balotelli WASNT at citeh at the end of the season you stupid fucking cunt.

And where does it say end of the season ?

 

[Fabio]

Suck my dick, suck my mother fucking dick.

 

[Oncy]

Go and check again you skim reading spastic

 

[Bob Loblaw]

True that, still on you Fabio

 

[Oncy]

'1 pick per round, and it has to be someone who was on a Premiership squad at the end of the season'

 

[Fabio]

I CALL BULLSHIT


fine.

 

[Fabio]

Bastards

 

[Fabio]

I remember someone picking sahin but not the fall out

 

[Oncy]

Oncy picks - Christiano Ronaldo.


Dick.head.

 

[Fabio]

I'll have Adam Johnson

Fucked for a DM at this stage..going Kevin Keegan stylee

1.1The count- Bale, Dembele, Cahill, Ben Arfa, Adebayor, Koscielney. Downing
1.2 Gerry_A_Trick- Yaya Toure, Hernandez, Evra, Clint Dempsey, Sterling, Terry, Seamus Coleman
1.3 dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic, Hart, Sessegnon, Defoe, Cleverley, Caulker
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand, De Gea, De Guzman, Barkley, Valencia, Young
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole, Beasojour, Lennon, Huddlestone, Carragher, Tiote
1.6 Malibu (formally Holle) - Aguero, Begovic, Zabaleta, Welbeck, Henderson, Granero, Gibbs
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse, Nasri, Vermaelen, Reina, Shawcross, James McCarthy
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba, Mirralas, Mertesacker, Cech, Clichy, Rodwell
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere, Berbatov, Michah Richards, Sigurdsson, Schniderlin, Collocini
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko, Podolski, Nani, Kolarov, Hangeland, Mulumbu
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines, G Johnson, Pienaar, Freidel, Lescott, Gallas
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, Lampard, Torres, Agger, Diame, Assou Ekotto, Mignolet
1.13 TheThingIs - Coutinho, Vidic, Ox-Chamberlin, Aaron Ramsay, Jelavic, Sagna, Joe Allen
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta, Rafael, Sandro, Holtby, Chico Flores, Le Fondre
1.15 SummerOnions - Lukaku, carrick, Lowton, Lambert, Ruiz, Osman, Yacob
1.16 Mojo - Kompany, Lloris, Jagielka, Sissoko, S Fletcher, Bent, Diaby
1.17 Leo - Walcott, Kagawa,Azpilicueta,Nastasic,Nolan,Enrique,Lucas
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar, Rodriguez,Jones, Barry,Weimann, Monreal
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge, remy, Cabaye, Walker, Skrtel, A Johnson
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz, ramires, Giroud, Dawson, Victor Moses, Shaw, ramirez

 

[Fabio]

Oncy picks - Christiano Ronaldo.


Dick.head.

*grumbles*

He didn't even play in the pl last year

 

[Fabio]

Y'all can still suck my motherfucking dick

 

[Rosco]

For clarity - if club loaned out a player for he isn't considered to be in the squad at the end of the season. Eg Chelsea - Essien, Kakuta, Courtois etc etc

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Milner to complete my top six

-------Milner----Cabaye
Remy-----Silva------A Johnson
-------------Sturridge

1.1 The count- Bale, Dembele, Cahill, Ben Arfa, Adebayor, Koscielney. Downing
1.2 Gerry_A_Trick- Yaya Toure, Hernandez, Evra, Clint Dempsey, Sterling, Terry, Seamus Coleman
1.3 dmishra - Suarez, Ivanovic, Hart, Sessegnon, Defoe, Cleverley, Caulker
1.4 Herr Onceared - Mata, Ferdinand, De Gea, De Guzman, Barkley, Valencia, Young
1.5 Dreambeliever - Van Persie, Cole, Beasojour, Lennon, Huddlestone, Carragher, Tiote
1.6 Malibu (formally Holle) - Aguero, Begovic, Zabaleta, Welbeck, Henderson, Granero, Gibbs
1.7 Rosco - Carzola, Cisse, Nasri, Vermaelen, Reina, Shawcross, James McCarthy
1.8 Stevie M - Gerrard, Ba, Mirralas, Mertesacker, Cech, Clichy, Rodwell
1.9 Zlate Niklovski - Vertonghen, Wilshere, Berbatov, Michah Richards, Sigurdsson, Schniderlin, Collocini
1.10 IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts - Hazard, Dzeko, Podolski, Nani, Kolarov, Hangeland, Mulumbu
1.11 Bradley - Michu, Baines, G Johnson, Pienaar, Freidel, Lescott, Gallas
1.12 Stulikesdrums - Tevez, Lampard, Torres, Agger, Diame, Assou Ekotto, Mignolet
1.13 TheThingIs - Coutinho, Vidic, Ox-Chamberlin, Aaron Ramsay, Jelavic, Sagna, Joe Allen
1.14 DHSC - Benteke, Arteta, Rafael, Sandro, Holtby, Chico Flores, Le Fondre
1.15 SummerOnions - Lukaku, carrick, Lowton, Lambert, Ruiz, Osman, Yacob
1.16 Mojo - Kompany, Lloris, Jagielka, Sissoko, S Fletcher, Bent, Diaby
1.17 Leo - Walcott, Kagawa,Azpilicueta,Nastasic,Nolan,Enrique,Lucas
1.18 HC - Rooney, Oscar, Rodriguez,Jones, Barry,Weimann, Monreal
1.19 Bob Loblaw - Silva, Sturridge, remy, Cabaye, Walker, Skrtel, A Johnson, Milner
1.20 Fabio - Fellaini, David Luiz, ramires, Giroud, Dawson, Victor Moses, Shaw, ramirez

 

[Fabio]

-----------giroud-------
Ramirez------?------victor Moses
-------------ramires--------
---------fellaini------
Shaw-----luiz----dawson-----?
---------------?--------------

 

[Fabio]

Decent team you've got there @Bob Loblaw

 

[Rosco]

@HC

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Decent team you've got there @Bob Loblaw

Happy enough bar Remy, not a bad player but should have got a centre back instead, I can see Titus Bramble getting a jersey by the time it gets back around to us

You look to have the opposite issue, very strong defensively but missing a striker/AM.

Pity we can't do trades......or can we?

 

[Squiggles]

@Fabio

My team is a B-team because of you.

 

[StevieM]

Fabio you fucker.... You weren't supposed to pick Ramirez.... I had him set aside for my 10th pick.

*wonders if Fabio's mind powers are stronger than first suspected*

 

[Oncy]

Could HC and Leo and them cunts not have stuck around for a little while!!!?
They must have known it wouldnt take long to turn around.

 

[Leo]

FUCK YOU LEO!!! You cunt.

Lucas would refuse to play with all the United cunts you picked.
I saved you from a John Elway type situation.