Desperate Traitor

[themn]

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen
Having a 5 a side tonight with my mates. If any scouts fancy popping down to assess my form they are welcome!!!


Hahahahahahahahaaa !

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Wow ... that's sad.

 

[themn]

...and hilarious.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Wow ... that's sad.

Think he meant that as a joke

 

[Hansern]

Hopefully there is a camera there so he can add the footage to his portfolio.

If I were a betting man I'd say he'll sign for the blueshite.

 

[redhorizon2]

i'd take him back on a pay as you play basis

 

[Fabio]

I'd give him 50p

 

[FoxForceFive]

West Ham? Otherwise are there any championship teams with a lot of cash hoping to get promoted?

 

[refugee]

West Ham? Otherwise are there any championship teams with a lot of cash hoping to get promoted?

QPR is my guess. He can fill in when Cisse is suspended.

 

[neildo]

That's gotta be a piss take account along the lines of Big Sam? Surely lol
I also gotta say thanks again for updating that themn. Pissed myself to sleep catching up with that last night

 

[737Max]

Does this mean he'll be bringing out another shitty prospectus?

 

[Wizardry]

I'd sign on a "pay for goals scored or assists" basis.

 

[themn]

 

[Squiggles]

That is brilliant.

He clearly doesn't give a shit about football any more. Whoever signs him will have to find a way to motivate the slow, boring twat. Should they manage it, though, he could turn out to be one of the signings of the season. He definitely still has enough in him to keep a shit side in the division.