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Woland

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Is the smallest player I've ever seen in the Premier League.

He looks about 11 years old and that the wind could blow him away. He makes Raheem look massive.

I reckon he's gonna struggle to make any impact.
 
I hope you're all laughing at this topic in a few months but he's just so tiny I don't know how the hell he's meant to operate at this level, even if he's got all the skill in the world.
 
He looked decent when he came on, full of confidence, something other players are lacking.

I'm optimistic he'll do well
 
Messi was tiny when Barca signed him.
We turned down signing ronaldo as we thought he was too 'lightweight'.
Silva plays for city and is fantastic, he must be 3st dripping wet.
Zola was about 4ft tall and about 5st and one of the best players that has ever played in our league.
 
Sound now according to this thread not only do we have the Welsh Xavi.. we also have a Brazilian Messi..

Things maybe not as bad as they seem

*rollseyes*
 
Stoke - team full of monsters that have won fuck all and will win fuck all.
Barca - team full of short arse midgets that have been conditioned to play football the correct way over years if not decades. Have won everything there is to win and are probably the best club side there has ever been.

Just sayin for all you numpties that think physical size is the be all of a modern game of football.
 
Mors said:
Stoke - team full of monsters that have won fuck all and will win fuck all.
Barca - team full of short arse midgets that have been conditioned to play football the correct way over years if not decades. Have won everything there is to win and are probably the best club side there has ever been.

Just sayin for all you numpties that think physical size is the be all of a modern game of football.
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Funny enough we are a club with midgets with ambitions of being Barcelona but are rather struggling to distance ourselves from Stoke. ..
 
Mors said:
Compared to boys of the same age, I understand you didn't see the documentary on him.
But hey ho, if we had a team kenwyne jones's we'd win the league for you fuckers hey.
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Whoa!!! Who are you calling a fucker?
 
I'm not saying physical attributes are the be all and end all in the modern game.

I am saying he's the smallest player I've ever seen in this league.

Smallest. Ever.

Ever.

So you know, it is worth noting.
 
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