Chelsea (A) - 4 April 2023

[LeTallecWiz]

Momo is the big dog.
He's tired.
Needs a break like our team.

So I'm going to take a swing at fucking up our season even further.

Team?

Alli
Trent Konate VVd Robbo
Milner Fabinho
Gakpo
Salah Darwin Diaz

Score? 5-0, Haavertz x5

 

[Frogfish]

Klopp said in the pre-match that Diaz isn't ready.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Klopp said in the pre-match that Diaz isn't ready.

What does he know? 🙂

 

[MomoWASright]

Klopp said in the pre-match that Diaz isn't ready.

Anything about him being on the bench?

 

[bluebell]

Is klopp going to change anything, the same 4-3-3 line up, the same high line, the same fumbling mistakes by the defense? I'd love Klopp to play a formation that puts more bodies in MF and less in a scrappy 1-0.
One of the first things Klopp did when he first arrived is fixed a leaky defense, he changed formation to do that. Just go back to that. It's Insanity to play the Highline with players who just don't have the leg or more importantly the confidence. With the loss of Spanish Steve, is to give Melo ago, he isn't shit, and hop he can provide protect our back 4.

Alli
Trent Konate VVd Robbo
Melo Fabinho
Hendo
Salah Darwin Jota

 

[Hansern]

Mazel Tov! We're definitely winning now!

 

[StevieM]

Mazel Tov! We're definitely winning now!

Carful… BlueMoronVan will thinking Mazel Tov is a new midfielder!!!

 

[Fabio]

New manager bounce incoming. Mudryk to impress. We're away so fully expect us to be muck

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Mazel Tov! We're definitely winning now!

You start the next thread ... My record this year is terrible, 0-0-1

 

[Squiggles]

--------------------Ali
Trent--Konate--VVD--Tsimikas
---Melo--Henderson---Jones
Salah----------------------Gakpo
----------------Nunez------------

I'd ring the changes where we can. That second half performance was inexcusable.

 

[binomial]

4-0

 

[Frogfish]

Anything about him being on the bench?

Not that I remember.

 

[Frogfish]

--------------------Ali
Trent--Konate--VVD--Tsimikas
---Melo--Henderson---Jones
Salah----------------------Gakpo
----------------Nunez------------

I'd ring the changes where we can. That second half performance was inexcusable.

Inexcusable and Hendo was a big part of that with his lack of mobility. I'd keep Fabs over Hendo and bring Milner in for Melo.

 

[Frogfish]

-------------------- Ali

Trent -- Konate -- VvD -- Tsimikas

---Milner ----- Fabs --- Jones

Salah ------- Gakpo ---- Nunez

Milner to protect TAA from Mudryk by chopping his legs off (Mudryk's not Trent's though both might work).
It wouldn't surprise me to see Matip or Gomez in for Konate.
Jones if he's alive - otherwise use Gakpo as the AM and Mo-Jota-Nunez up front.

 

[Hansern]

You start the next thread ... My record this year is terrible, 0-0-1

That will change tomorrow, I can feel it.

 

[Hansern]

Anything about him being on the bench?

Sadly, it seems like the game is to soon for him. I doubt he'll be on the bench for Arsenal game either going by Klopps comments that made it sound like we'll be careful with him.

 

[Fabio]

We're getting fuck all from the game. It'll be the same tired legs, from the same tired tactics. Cunts couldnt' get motivated for City, they're never going to be motivated for this one.


Alli
Trent Konate VVd Robbo
--------------Fabinho------------
--------Elliott---------- Hendo
Salah -------Gakpo -----Darwin

 

[Fabio]

The match thread will be more interesting and engaging than the football

 

[Red Bird]

Gotta love Klopp; the biggest elephant in the room is why I’m still here!

 

[binomial]

The match thread will be more interesting and engaging than the football

Stayed away with match threads on SCM for a while, by the sounds of it I may be needed back to calm nerves down.

 

[Raz]

Getting hammered again!

 

[Dreambeliever]

We're getting fuck all from the game. It'll be the same tired legs, from the same tired tactics. Cunts couldnt' get motivated for City, they're never going to be motivated for this one.


Alli
Trent Konate VVd Robbo
--------------Fabinho------------
--------Elliott---------- Hendo
Salah -------Gakpo -----Darwin

They were motivated just outclassed sadly.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I really want Klopp to survive this week. A draw here would help but I fear another loss.

 

[MomoWASright]

What do you mean by survive?

 

[Dreambeliever]

What do you mean by survive?

I can see him walking away if Chelsea batter us and Arsenal turn us over at home.

Drawing with Palace
Losing to Bournemouth
Losing to Madrid
Battered by City
Battered by Chelsea
Battered by Arsenal

If that happens I think he walks.

We’ll be 10th by then.

 

[MomoWASright]

Survive isn’t the correct word. That implies he could get sacked.

IF that happens I think remain motivated to stay is more appropriate.

 

[MomoWASright]

Anyway. We are gonna that these. They’re fucking shite.

 

[binomial]

I really want Klopp to survive this week. A draw here would help but I fear another loss.

We're gonna lose and pretty comfortably too but it's not going to affect Klopp in anyway.

We could lose every game between now and end of season (wouldn't put it past these useless buffoons) and Klopp will still take charge first game of next season.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Anyway. We are gonna that these. They’re fucking shite.

Fingers crossed but at moment we’re shite and they are now motivated like Palace were on the weekend.

 

[Dreambeliever]

We're gonna lose and pretty comfortably too but it's not going to affect Klopp in anyway.

We could lose every game between now and end of season (wouldn't put it past these useless buffoons) and Klopp will still take charge first game of next season.

That’s such a stupid statement most here would think I made it.
11 losses in a row and he would be gone.