Brazil - Ingurland

[Hansern]

Anyone watching? Boring as fuck, 36 mins played, and I cant decide whats more shit - the ball or the flipping helicopter!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

England are shit. Nothing new there then.

 

[refugee]

The ball is a funny colour.

 

[gkmacca]

Walcott is actually making Rooney look like a quick-thinker. I also don't know why English defenders think tapping the ball about a bit at the back and then blasting it aimlessly forward, instead of just blasting it aimlessly forward, is proof of some degree of sophistication. All it does is delay losing possession by about five seconds.

 

[Hansern]

The helicopter will be the Vuvuzeela of Brazil 2014.

 

[mark1975]

Ha... Have you seen who Brazil's reserve keeper is?

 

[gkmacca]

Who is it?

Cassio???

 

[Hansern]

Taffarel?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Doni?

 

[Halmeister]

Cavalieri?

 

[gkmacca]

Bieber?

 

[Hansern]

Haha! Joe Hart touched the ball the most times of all the England players in the first half

 

[Oncy]

Spartacus?

 

[refugee]

42

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Amerika is hammering Ze Germans 4-1, Dempsey with two. I hate that cunt.

 

[gkmacca]

It's Lord Lucan, innit? Reserve keeper. Lucan.

 

[gkmacca]

Has Mark passed out??

 

[Hansern]

Haha!

 

[gkmacca]

He's going to have to come up with one hell of a punchline!

 

[refugee]

He's going to have to come up with one hell of a punchline!

Err Cassio Clay....PUNCHline

 

[gkmacca]

Oh GOD!!!😀

 

[Hansern]

The sounds gone on Norwegian coverage of this game. All I'm hearing besides the commentator is his chair creaking and him drinking water.

Sums up this game tbh

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Two of the Brazilians who play for Bayern were told to miss the German Cup final and report for international duty, a friendly. That's just wrong.

 

[refugee]

Good hit and good follow up

 

[Got the moves like Carra]

As shit and boring as this game is its saving me from watching The Voice with the Mrs.

 

[gkmacca]

Come on , Mark, spit it out (and I bet that's not the first time you've heard THAT!).

 

[gkmacca]

1-1, Lucozade-Chamberpot scores!

2-1, Rooney!

 

[Markeh]

1-2 Rooney deflection we'll be hearing about this for a decade

 

[Fabio]

Urgh

 

[gkmacca]

1-2 Rooney deflection we'll be hearing about this for a decade

We certainly won't be hearing about Brazil's reserve keeper!