Barrett saying we've bid 32M for Alex Teixeira...

[LeTallecWiz]

Hmmm ... we really should be making bids, or declaring our interest, in De Gea and possibly, Lloris and Harry Kane.

 

[Rosco]

"Sorry lads, the Teixeira deal fell through. Mysteriously, I also appear to have advanced radiation poisoning"

I was more thinking along the lines of Se7en.

And Klopp finding out the bid failed when he opened the box with Ayre's head in it.

 

[ILD]

I'm still dishing out like all over the place. Some one needs to revoke my internet license.

I'm fair too excited. "Teixeira passes it to Teixeira, back to Teixeira, back to Teixeira again. GOAL TEIXEIRA".

It won't matter which one.

 

[Comical Aly]

He's less than three years older than our own Texeira

Are there any other texeiras we can buy? Be awesome to have a front like of 3 of them.

 

[Oliver Twist]

We'll end up with ShLong.

Obviously.

 

[cloggypop]

There is that David Texeira that was at Groningen and all the ITKs reckoned we were getting him. He's Uruguayan but he's a bit shit really.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Are there any other texeiras we can buy? Be awesome to have a front like of 3 of them.

But then they'd all have Teixeira shirt.

I'll get my coat.

 

[FMSPWR]

It seems Klopp is initially intent on sorting the three behind the striker as a route to making the team as a whole more of a goal threat.

A Coutinho-------Firmino------------Teixeira would be pretty tasty with Ibe/Lallana as back-up.

If so, the links to Long (as a short-term solution) make sense. He'd stretch defences and make space for the three far more than Benteke or an unfit Sturridge.

It's a waste to play Coutinho on the wing.

 

[Athens]

I was more thinking along the lines of Se7en.

And Klopp finding out the bid failed when he opened the box with Ayre's head in it.

But it works out fine in the end as the rabbit that pulls the levers in his head is unharmed.

 

[redhorizon2]

"Liverpool have made a €32m offer for Alex Teixeira but Shakhtar Donetsk are seeking closer to €50m for the attacker."


I've never heard of him.

Until its confirmed by the Brentwood Gazette such news should be considered spurious.

 

[redhorizon2]

Anyways he looks like a hamstring waiting to happen.

 

[Robonoodle]

Apparently he's just done his hammy in training in the USA. Clearly shows how much he wants to come to us. FTW!

 

[Athens]

Rumours say he's just done his hamstring.

 

[Athens]

Is hamstring a new snack like cheese strings? Perhaps we should stop the players from doing hamstrings.

 

[Skullflower]

hammy in miami

 

[darkstarexodus]

Who invited Dr Doom to the party?

Shakthar owner makes Abramovich look like Delia Smith:

"He took control of the club when his former business partner and suspected criminal underworld leader, Akhat Bragin, was blown up in his seat at the football club's stadium in 1995.Akhmetov, who was the vice president of Shakhtar at the time, had skipped the game where five other people were killed along with the president in the VIP directors' box."

And we've sent Ian Ayre to negotiate with him. Oh. Dear.

It's just a smokescreen to get rid of Ayre.

Although we could probably have just given Ayre a bad batch of pills and accomplished the same thing.

 

[redhorizon2]

Apparently he's just done his hammy in training in the USA. Clearly shows how much he wants to come to us. FTW!

He couldn't even wait to get here.... Fuck him! We need players that will pull their hamstring when they're playing for us

 

[Kay Age El]

hammy in miami

Am I the only one who while reading that also heard Will Smith sing it..?

 

[Robonoodle]

Triple whammy hammy.

 

[redhorizon2]

Am I the only one who while reading that also heard Will Smith sing it..?

Men In Black? Racist!

 

[Hansern]

The Shaktar manager said that he got injured during a training session and was rested for the game.

The hamstring part of it hasnt been confirmed.

 

[Hansern]

Seleção Brasileira (@BrazilStats)
21.01.2016, 14.25
Reports about Alex Teixeira having pulled his hamstring right after LFC made an offer are false. The player's injury is minor, needed rest.

 

[Kay Age El]

Men In Black? Racist!

More like Men of Latin American origin if we have to go down that road..

 

[Kay Age El]

Seleção Brasileira (@BrazilStats)
21.01.2016, 14.25
Reports about Alex Teixeira having pulled his hamstring right after LFC made an offer are false. The player's injury is minor, needed rest.

The power of the internet.. Ha ha it's fun and scary at the same time.

 

[manwithnoname]

He couldn't even wait to get here.... Fuck him! We need players that will pull their hamstring when they're playing for us

Klopp's playing style and intense training methods are so severe that even the presence of a Liverpool employee on the same continent can cause a hamstring injury

 

[Comical Aly]

hammy in miami

He's just showing that he'll fit in perfectly here.

 

[SummerOnions]

We're just leaking injury news to reduce the fee I'd have thought

 

[Oliver Twist]

We're just leaking injury news to reduce the fee I'd have thought

Good thinking.

Shakhtar will never notice that he's actually as fit as a fiddle.

 

[Mystic]

We're just leaking injury news to reduce the fee I'd have thought

I'm pretty sure that Shaktar would trust the reports from their doctors over twitter rumors when it came to the fitness of one of their players.

 

[Holle]

We've given Migs a new contract and signed Caulker on loan. What more do you want?

Hahahaha!

Oh.

*faints*