Barrett saying we've bid 32M for Alex Teixeira...

[Athens]

Too safe Rory!

PS: I am in fact allergic to Mangos. It seems an Irishman wasn't meant to enjoy the fruits of tropics. (ooh Matron!)

Don't worry, they don't make you eat any mangos.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Its fucking annoying mate. No offence like. I just dont get it.

Fair enough.. You have a point..

 

[6TimesaRed]

Id be wary of his goals to game ratio.. That means nothing when it comes ton the prem..

Dirk Kuyt was ripping it up on the Dutch League... He didn't really do that with us..

And Suarez took a while to get going.. It was only really his last season he was banging them in for fun...

 

[Buddha]

Anfield HQ ‏@AnfieldHQ 4m4 minutes ago
Shakhtar are willing to sell Alex Teixeira. #lfc (Simon Jones - Mail)

 

[Hansern]

Id be wary of his goals to game ratio.. That means nothing when it comes ton the prem..

Dirk Kuyt was ripping it up on the Dutch League... He didn't really do that with us..

And Suarez took a while to get going.. It was only really his last season he was banging them in for fun...

12 goals in 46 in the Champions league is decent aswell.
Seeing as Willian has been very good for Chelsea, I have my hopes that if we get him he'll be able to adapt to the PL.

 

[tomasjj]

Chelski will snake this.

 

[manwithnoname]

Anfield HQ ‏@AnfieldHQ 4m4 minutes ago
Shakhtar are willing to sell Alex Teixeira. #lfc (Simon Jones - Mail)

This shit is getting real. Like really real. Total realness.

 

[Rosco]

Chelski will snake this.

Yup.

They just loaned out their centre back that played 59 seconds for them this season.

Hes going there

 

[manwithnoname]

Yup.

They just loaned out their centre back that played 59 seconds for them this season.

Hes going there

Misery guts!

 

[Oncy]

This shit is getting real. Like really real. Total realness.

Oh my god like REAL REALNESS.

 

[Skullflower]

93%

 

[manwithnoname]

93%

What? Complete? Aces.

 

[Buddha]

#LFC are delighted to announce they have signed Alex Teixeira from Shakhtar Donetsk, subject to a medical

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

#LFC are delighted to announce they have signed Alex Teixeira from Shakhtar Donetsk, subject to a medical

Fuck you and your "no source" quote, Buddha!

 

[Buddha]

Fuck you and your "no source" quote, Buddha!

Some cunt on Twitter pretending to be the official lfc...duped

 

[Hansern]

Ian Ayre has probably been to Disneyland all day while Chelsea are signing this swagmonster.

 

[C/O]

Get this cunt signed up before Norwich turn us over on Saturday.

 

[Buddha]

Fuck you and your "no source" quote, Buddha!

It even had this next to it...

 

[6TimesaRed]

It even had this next to it...

That has to be one of the best Photoshop I've seen

Is that originally Firmino or Sakho ?

 

[ILD]

That has to be one of the best Photoshop I've seen

Is that originally Firmino or Sakho ?

Milner I think.

 

[Skullflower]

What? Complete? Aces.

my brain has crunched the data; deployed its unconscious algorithms; peer reviewed itself. The probability of him signing is 93%.

 

[Skullflower]

That has to be one of the best Photoshop I've seen

Is that originally Firmino or Sakho ?

You head/body size ratio compass is in desperate need of recalibration.

 

[manwithnoname]

my brain has crunched the data; deployed its unconscious algorithms; peer reviewed itself. The probability of him signing is 93%.

I'm convinced. Although that isn't hard these days.

 

[cloggypop]

You head/body size ratio compass is in desperate need of recalibration.

The LFC sign overlapping his arm is a slight giveaway.

 

[redhorizon2]

Bid turned down by owner appaz;
hakhtar Donetsk reject £25m Liverpool bid for star Alex Teixeira (also wanted by Chelsea)

SHAKHTAR DONETSK have refused Liverpool's £25million offer for Brazilian star Alex Teixeira.

By JAMES DICKENSON
PUBLISHED: 13:33, Thu, Jan 21, 2016 | UPDATED: 13:59, Thu, Jan 21, 2016

GETTY
Alex Teixeira is a target for Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp
Express Sport revealed this morning Liverpool have hijacked Chelsea's move for Teixeira.

Reds chief executive Ian Ayre has flown to Florida where Shakhtar are currently at a winter training cam to open talks.

However, according to the Mirror, the Ukrainian club's billionaire owner Rinat Akhmetov turned down flat Liverpool's bid.

 

[darkstarexodus]

We should tell him and Shakhtar that Ayre is on his way over to meet and we will only call him off if Teixeira signs.

 

[manwithnoname]

We should tell him and Shakhtar that Ayre is on his way over to meet and we will only call him off if Teixeira signs.

Least. Threatening. Threat. Ever.

 

[Skullflower]

86%

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Yup.

They just loaned out their centre back that played 59 seconds for them this season.

Hes going there

They loaned him to some German team

 

[manwithnoname]

86%

Fuck's sake Skully.