You've got some talent there, doc.
Barrett saying we've bid 32M for Alex Teixeira...
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Well, if it's any consolation, we did sort of buy a new striker this window - Firmino has 4 goals and an assist in the league this month. Let's just pretend last year never happened. We've got a great recent record with strikers bought in January - Suarez, Sturridge... Oh, Carroll is a horse, that doesn't count.
His Name is Teixeira
He is from Brazil
Which is nowhere near Englaaaand
He is mates with Coutinho
but not so much with Firmino
His name is Teixeira
That can be the second verse. My opening is irreplaceable.
Your verse is actually the chorus, doc, so we will hear that gem more than once throughout the ditty.
Good times.
Good times.
Klopp better not come out with the line that flanno is like a new signing.
After reading that I had to go back and read the "rap off or what ever you call it" thread. Legendary stuff!
Classic 6CM threadage.
It's just another way of saying they're not going to sell.
We should know that is our clue to walk away and just shut up about this transfer.
If the goal post keeps moving, then we are playing the wrong game.
I think if nothing else what we have learned is that your swingometer is broken.
Spot kingjules - well said. £25m+ is a complete gamble on him. I just don't think he has the physique to be great in the PL.
What? What are you talking about, moron? He's short, but so what?
There is no way that guy will perform like he has done in Ukraine. Too much space in all those clips - he won't get that at Liverpool.
What's that got to do with his physique, moron?
Look at the midgets in the league these days - they ain't doing to well when faced with big opposition players these days are they ? - if he was 5ft10/11 then yeah maybe - also does not seem that stocky. He will get knocked off the ball too easily.
Suarez. Owen. Silva. Sterling. Ozil. Cazorla. Sanchez. Mata. Hazard.
The silver linings of this failed bid:
- We know Klopp is in the market for a top class goal-scoring AM/striker
- We can take those €32M and put it towards purchasing a player with much better long-term value in the summer – I'm firmly in Leroy Sane camp
- If we choose to go back for Alex Teixeira in the summer (somehow I think it's unlikely), he will probably cost less as he will be older and Shakhtar already publicly said they WILL sell him in the summer, so they'll have to be more realistic that time around.
Suarez is 5'11'' like, but yeah...
You forgot our very own coutinho.
Maths
Yes 5'11" with broad shoulders and big legs. Amazing physique and will power - a natural machine with the best anticipation I have ever seen in a player. Oh Luis - I love you !!!!
Coutinhio is small - but in quite a few games that we have lost he is been put out of the game by some big mo-fucker.
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