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Yaya Toure is a cunt

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[quote author=crump link=topic=42519.msg1209324#msg1209324 date=1288606529]
What do you reckon he was listening to on the way home? The match? I fucking doubt it. I bet it was Celine Dion.
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Cat fcuking Stevens more like!!
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=42519.msg1209518#msg1209518 date=1288622253]
Oh King J, but your foot in it there mate.

And surely we all hate Adam Johnson for being such a bitch and trying to get Carra sent off when we played them?
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I dislike him because he looks incredibly smug and arrogant. I believe Oncey also picked up on this a while back.
 
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[quote author=crump link=topic=42519.msg1209324#msg1209324 date=1288606529]
What do you reckon he was listening to on the way home? The match? I fucking doubt it. I bet it was Celine Dion.
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Cat fcuking Stevens more like!!
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Like a Moonlight Shadow!

(Is that Cat Stevens? Sounds like it should be)
 
If you hate all races equally including your own are you still a racist?

I've long suspected Yaya Toure might be the anti christ. His easy listening agenda is not helping his case. He makes my blood boil and is the epitome of all that is wrong with life.
 
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[quote author=crump link=topic=42519.msg1209324#msg1209324 date=1288606529]
What do you reckon he was listening to on the way home? The match? I fucking doubt it. I bet it was Celine Dion.
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Cat fcuking Stevens more like!!
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Like a Moonlight Shadow!

(Is that Cat Stevens? Sounds like it should be)
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Wasn't it Mike Oldfield?

Who cares what he's like. I personally prefer someone a bit different to another bad role model for the kids, that goes out drinking like a fish, shagging like a maniac / fighting like a moron.
 
Who cares what he's like. I personally prefer someone a bit different to another bad role model for the kids, that goes out drinking like a fish, shagging like a maniac / fighting like a moron.

So, summing up, you do care what he's like.
 
let me rephrase sir, "who cares if he's a bit different". Well spotted though! Ya got me.
 
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[quote author=Bradley link=topic=42519.msg1209351#msg1209351 date=1288608463]
On the Gerrard becoming captain debate, as I recall big Sami was having a horrible time on the pitch, had lost form and looked a shadow of himself. Ged took the weight off his shoulders by making Gerrard captain and Sami's form improved.

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TBH I don't recall Sami having that kind of dip in form at the time (or indeed at any time). I can't put hand on heart and say it didn't happen, but it would have been so unusual that I'd have expected it to stick in my memory. The discussions I recall on KT at the time were all about GH doing this to keep Gerrard happy, and if that IS the case I stand by what I've said about it.
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I also remember him having a dip in form.
 
[quote author=localny link=topic=42519.msg1209550#msg1209550 date=1288625169]
let me rephrase sir, "who cares if he's a bit different". Well spotted though! Ya got me.
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He's a cunt, though.
 
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=42519.msg1209542#msg1209542 date=1288624781]
If you hate all races equally including your own are you still a racist?
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I've gotta tell you Mista, I've spent half of my adult life wondering about this.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42519.msg1209554#msg1209554 date=1288625362]
[quote author=localny link=topic=42519.msg1209550#msg1209550 date=1288625169]
let me rephrase sir, "who cares if he's a bit different". Well spotted though! Ya got me.
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He's a cunt, though.
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Ah you know what it's like. I can;t imagine the things I (or you) would have said to the media when 23. Shouldn't be taken seriously at all. The arrogance of youth!
 
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=42519.msg1209542#msg1209542 date=1288624781]
If you hate all races equally including your own are you still a racist?

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Also known as: The Jerry Sadowitz Defence
 
Ah you know what it's like. I can;t imagine the things I (or you) would have said to the media when 23. Shouldn't be taken seriously at all. The arrogance of youth!

He's 27. And he was a cunt at 23 also. Probably.
 
same difference. If he's still like that when he's Didi Hamann's age, I'll join you in contempt.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42519.msg1209564#msg1209564 date=1288625999]
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=42519.msg1209542#msg1209542 date=1288624781]
If you hate all races equally including your own are you still a racist?

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Also known as: The Jerry Sadowitz Defence
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I don't know who this is but I think it sounds like kingjulian has gone for his line of defense. 'Tevez you say? Hmm, i had him down as a colored.'
 
His brother's supposed to be the nice guy of football, isn't he? Shouldn't he be having a word at this point.

Also, to be fair to Yaya he was trying to stop Adebayor and Kompany arguing during the game on Saturday.

Is this thing about him leaving the Arsenal game at HT true, I don't remember seeting anything about it.

Has Brendan just made all this up? I bet Yaya's lovely really.
 
There has got to be some sort of logical formulae behind the wages.

I reckon whatever he was on at Barca got doubled when he came to Citeh because everyone gets that automatically. Then factor in that he wasnt a starter every week at Barca and that he would be at Citeh and so he needs to be compensated for the extra work that he will be doing by switching clubs. Then get the ready reckoner out to work out how many trophies he will miss out on winning by joining Citeh rather than staying and compensate him a million quid for each of them. Say two a year and that is an extra £40 grand a week.

In this Man Citeh team Yaya Toure and Ballotelli are stand out buys in as much as they are the only ones (I think) who have moved from clubs who are pretty nailed on to be winning trophies. Yaya is defo the biggest earner and I think that Ballotelli is next. There must be something in that.
 
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=42519.msg1209576#msg1209576 date=1288626754]
I heard James Milner fucking hates him and James Milner is the real nicest guy in football.
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He looks like the thickest guy in football.
 
[quote author=crump link=topic=42519.msg1209574#msg1209574 date=1288626586]
There has got to be some sort of logical formulae behind the wages.

I reckon whatever he was on at Barca got doubled when he came to Citeh because everyone gets that automatically. Then factor in that he wasnt a starter every week at Barca and that he would be at Citeh and so he needs to be compensated for the extra work that he will be doing by switching clubs. Then get the ready reckoner out to work out how many trophies he will miss out on winning by joining Citeh rather than staying and compensate him a million quid for each of them. Say two a year and that is an extra £40 grand a week.

In this Man Citeh team Yaya Toure and Ballotelli are stand out buys in as much as they are the only ones (I think) who have moved from clubs who are pretty nailed on to be winning trophies. Yaya is defo the biggest earner and I think that Ballotelli is next. There must be something in that.
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Both of them are players that didn't really want to the move, they were pushed into it by their selling clubs, each of which were the biggest in their respective countires, so of course they were gonna feel like City were a step down, especially with them not being in the CL. So the moves had to be made worth their while: i.e. lots of moniiiiiieeeeees.
 
Some of these City players do come across like they only moved there for the money, and not because they want to play for the club. I hope they don't win any medals if this is the case. Are medals even important anymore?
 
In my defense, City seem to have accumulated a lot of cunts who happen to be colored.

There are loads of white players who are just as big or even bigger in the cunt stake...

Barton, Cassano, Totti, Terry, Keane, Cuntona, Rooney, Neville, Fabregas, Bentner, Arshavin..the list is endless...they are not playing for City though.

Balotelli, De Jong and Adebayor for example are well known cunts...globally.
 
[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=42519.msg1209617#msg1209617 date=1288631125]
Totti
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Why?
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=42519.msg1209580#msg1209580 date=1288626825]
[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=42519.msg1209576#msg1209576 date=1288626754]
I heard James Milner fucking hates him and James Milner is the real nicest guy in football.
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He looks like the thickest guy in football.
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no, that's paul konchesky. konchesky also manages the remarkable feat of having the thickest-looking walk in football, too.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=42519.msg1209663#msg1209663 date=1288636657]
Question.

Is Zlatan now a massive Yaya ?
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i think the conversion rate is:

Twat<Zlatan
Cunt< Zlatan
Twat < Yaya
Cunt = Yaya
Zlatan> Yaya
Zlatan = Massive Yaya
Massive Zlatan> The world
 
[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=42519.msg1209617#msg1209617 date=1288631125]
In my defense, City seem to have accumulated a lot of cunts who happen to be colored.

There are loads of white players who are just as big or even bigger in the cunt stake...

Barton, Cassano, Totti, Terry, Keane, Cuntona, Rooney, Neville, Fabregas, Bentner, Arshavin..the list is endless...they are not playing for City though.

Balotelli, De Jong and Adebayor for example are well known cunts...globally.


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oh for fucking crying out loud, 'colored' is not the PREFERRED FUCKING NOMENCLATURE, got that you insensitive prick???!!!!!
 
I'm colour blind me

*leaves potential racialist moment in brain for later at a soiree*
 
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