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Yaya Toure is a cunt

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manwithnoname

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Bravo old man. Bravo.
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I never really took much notice of this twat when he was playing for the tippy-tappy bellends, but fuck me, is he making up for lost time now!

Smug, arrogant, overpaid, holier-than-thou, hypocrite fucking cunt.

First of all: £24m? How on Earth is the lumbering twat worth that? He wasn't even getting a game ahead of Busquets in his final season with TTB FC, so they've spunked all that money on a reserve.
Not to mention his "world-record" wages, purported to be £220,000 a WEEK.

Why is he playing as the most advanced CM at Shitty? He scored a grand total of about 5 goals in his time at Barca.

Then there's his bust-ups with Milner (after gobbing off about the importance of respect) and going home at half-time so he can beat the fucking *traffic*. It's egos like this fucking whopper that are going to undo Mancini.

Another reason to hate him: One of his nicknames is "Wolverine"

Here's a great quote:

"I don't go to discos, they don't attract me. The music's very loud, there's the smell of cigarettes. You see people talking and smiling - but you don't know what they're saying. It's not my thing."

He doesn't even understand the basic fucking concept of nightclubs!

"I think I'm cool. I'm at ease with my way of life and that's the most important thing."

Twat.

"I'm very classical. I like all kinds of tranquillity and it's good for the head. I don't want to tire my spirit listening to loud music.

"Everyone has their pleasures but I don't have to be like other people or like everyone"

Fucking MASSIVE twat.

I hate Yaya Toure.
 
He should be fined a months wages for walking out at half time during a game. It shows his level of commitment that he couldn't be bothered to watch/support his team in the second half. Utter cunt.
 
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=42519.msg1209291#msg1209291 date=1288604146]
He should be fined a months wages for walking out at half time during a game. It shows his level of commitment that he couldn't be bothered to watch/support his team in the second half. Utter cunt.
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"You see people talking and smiling - but you don't know what they're saying".

I could take a fucking good guess: "Look, there's that fucking cunt Yaya Toure."
 
Yeh he's a twat alright. Apparently Milner is the type of lad every dressing room wants, give 100% in every training session and game, gets along with everybody and good for team spirit. If he's having problems with him it says a lot.
 
City's season could rapidly descend into farce. Even the mild-mannered Bob Wilson was questioning the logic of Carlos Tevez as captain when all he does is moan about how homesick he is and that he seems intent on undermining Mancini's authority.
 
I wonder if the reason was precisely to try and make him happier. If so, more fool Mancini. I've never been a fan of using the captaincy to try and achieve that.
 
He is not a pleasant chap at all I agree.
As far as £24m, few, if any, of the City players are worth what they paid for them, its just that they can pay what they want to get the players they want, but I don't need to tell you that.

regards
 
I'm quite sure those fair play regulations will turn into a pile of bollocks, but if it somehow becomes real, Citeh are so fucked.
 
We need a new hate figure on 6CM (who doesn't play for us) and I think this bellend fits the bill nicely.

He also has a stupid face and ears that look as if a small rat has been chewing them.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42519.msg1209308#msg1209308 date=1288605377]
We need a new hate figure on 6CM (who doesn't play for us) and I think this bellend fits the bill nicely.

He also has a stupid face and ears that look as if a small rat has been chewing them.


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Hahaha, yes I agree we need to focus our combined anger at someone else. I think everyone at City is fair game to be honest

regards
 
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=42519.msg1209303#msg1209303 date=1288605056]
I wonder if the reason was precisely to try and make him happier. If so, more fool Mancini. I've never been a fan of using the captaincy to try and achieve that.
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I dunno JJ.
It seemed to have worked for Stevie.
 
I can understand that view, count, but I can't agree with it. I never believed, even at the height of the Chelsea fiasco, that Stevie would leave, but in any case I'm not a supporter of conceding that much say to ANY player, on principle. To me it veers dangerously close to saying he's bigger than the club, and that's the road to ruin if things turn out that way.
 
He didnt seem like he was a cunt at Barca, but I never understood why Man City were willing to pay 24m for him. Barca must have been in disbelief when City offered that.
 
you must admit, bren, 'wolverine' is a pretty fucking cool nickname 🙂




which is odd seeing as wolverines are small and white. ironic nickname or what?
 
I was thinking of the time when Ged made him captain JJ.
That was before the first going to Chelsea thing wasn't it.
My recollection may not be correct but wasn't there a few rumblings of discontent at the time which were smoothed over when Stevie got the captaincy.
 
What do you reckon he was listening to on the way home? The match? I fucking doubt it. I bet it was Celine Dion.
 
I'm quite enjoying watching him play as a more attacking CM, dreaming that he is Iniesta. The longer city play him there, the greater our chances of finishing above them are. For the strength of their squad they are getting some pretty poor results.

On a side note, i've seen somewhere that Santa Cruz is available. I'd snap him up in a second, a really nifty player.
 
Related... Once when Duncan Ferguson was suspended, Everton were playing in the cup in a televised game. The morning after when they all got into training Dunc went up to Unsworth and said 'Alright Dave, how did yous get on last night?'

There's not giving a fuck, and then there's Duncan Ferguson.
 
[quote author=crump link=topic=42519.msg1209324#msg1209324 date=1288606529]
What do you reckon he was listening to on the way home? The match? I fucking doubt it. I bet it was Celine Dion.
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Nah, that would be too damaging to his spirit. Enya and maybe a CD of dolphin sounds.

He is a pretty good player actually. I didn't realize he was such a massive zlatan.
 
[quote author=Bristow link=topic=42519.msg1209325#msg1209325 date=1288606588]
I'm quite enjoying watching him play as a more attacking CM, dreaming that he is Iniesta. The longer city play him there, the greater our chances of finishing above them are. For the strength of their squad they are getting some pretty poor results.

On a side note, i've seen somewhere that Santa Cruz is available. I'd snap him up in a second, a really nifty player.
[/quote] On his way to Getafe according to BBC gossip
 
[quote author=the count link=topic=42519.msg1209322#msg1209322 date=1288606324]
I was thinking of the time when Ged made him captain JJ.
That was before the first going to Chelsea thing wasn't it.
My recollection may not be correct but wasn't there a few rumblings of discontent at the time which were smoothed over when Stevie got the captaincy.
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Sorry, I can't have expressed myself clearly enough, mate. You certainly did so, and I understood your post as you've explained it here.

I don't remember hearing about those rumblings at the time, but my point is that I wouldn't have made the change even if they did occur. For one thing it was grossly unfair on Sami, and we were tremendously lucky that he was such a model professional and club man about it. For another, it left Stevie blocking the captaincy when it could and should have passed to Carra after Sami ceased being a first team regular. Last but not least, it's put him in a position of too much power - to take one example, he can insist on taking corners despite the fact that everybody and his bro can see we need him on the receiving end of them, and there seems to be nothing anyone can do to change that.
 
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=42519.msg1209336#msg1209336 date=1288607313]
[quote author=the count link=topic=42519.msg1209322#msg1209322 date=1288606324]
I was thinking of the time when Ged made him captain JJ.
That was before the first going to Chelsea thing wasn't it.
My recollection may not be correct but wasn't there a few rumblings of discontent at the time which were smoothed over when Stevie got the captaincy.
[/quote]

Sorry, I can't have expressed myself clearly enough, mate. You certainly did so, and I understood your post as you've explained it here.

I don't remember hearing about those rumblings at the time, but my point is that I wouldn't have made the change even if they did occur. For one thing it was grossly unfair on Sami, and we were tremendously lucky that he was such a model professional and club man about it. For another, it left Stevie blocking the captaincy when it could and should have passed to Carra after Sami ceased being a first team regular. Last but not least, it's put him in a position of too much power - to take one example, he can insist on taking corners despite the fact that everybody and his bro can see we need him on the receiving end of them, and there seems to be nothing anyone can do to change that.
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Agree with all of that JJ.

While Stevie gives 100% for the team he hasn't got the monopoly on wholehearted commitment and there is certainly an argument for others to be captain ahead of him, although he has improved hugely in that department lately.
Having said that he did offer to resign the captaincy post the "going to Chelsea" saga and it was refused for some reason or other. Perhaps Rafa seen something that we didn't.
 
That whole saga took a heck of a lot out of Stevie and I think Rafa was trying to settle him down. Personally I'd have taken him up on his offer but, without having been on the inside at the club at the time, I couldn't really criticise the decision not to.
 
I'd actually put money on Macini losing his job before Christmas.

I hate a fair few people at shitty. They seem to have accumulated them.

The Toure's, Adebayor, Vieira, De Jong, Micah Richards, Balotelli, etc....i'm not sure if Tevez and Barry should be hated as well.
 
On the Gerrard becoming captain debate, as I recall big Sami was having a horrible time on the pitch, had lost form and looked a shadow of himself. Ged took the weight off his shoulders by making Gerrard captain and Sami's form improved.

That's what I recall anyway.

When did this stuff with Toure leaving the game at halftime happen?
 
Rumours today that the City players want Mancini sacked. Player power will have a brand new meaning at the Eastlands.
 
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