Weekends other games

[Shadey]

Fucks sake Chico gone .. Chavs handed 3 points

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Suarez would've been off in the first half had we gotten Dowd. Thank goodness for Clattenburg.

 

[Oncy]

Was he just talked into it?

He was wasnt he.
Really fucking ridiculous.

 

[Leo]

Mourinho got him sent off.
It won't be mentioned in the press though.

 

[Modo]

time to switch over to the Fa cup game

 

[Whirly]

Referees should be required to issue yellow if more than 2-3 players approach a referee to try and coerce a decision.

 

[gkmacca]

On the bright side, maybe Swansea will now start physically assaulting key Chelski players in a mad rage of mindless violence.

 

[Mystic]

Phil Dowd doing what Phil Dowd does best, ruining a football match.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Yup quite a few of them too, heavily booed by the whole Swansea crowd after it finished

Ah okay. Damn, those c*nts. No mention of it in the Guardian livestream too. They'll not get a mention anywhere as usual I suppose, as the jouno's will be fawning over Mourinho and too busy sucking his tool to notice, after they run through Swansea with ten men.

 

[Oncy]

Im really angry about that. What a fucking weak coward.

 

[Leo]

Then the podgy twat gets in Shelveys way in attack.

 

[Mystic]

God he's a useless fat cunt.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

On the bright side, maybe Swansea will now start physically assaulting key Chelski players in a mad rage of mindless violence.

Swansea, unfortunately, is a bit of a tippy tappy softy club. I'm not sure they're capable of punching pillows even.

Well, except Shelvey. He'll get sent off as well but not before kicking Dowd in the balls or totally maiming Willian I reckon.

 

[Oncy]

I think he is also wearing a bra.

 

[gkmacca]

Dowd really is such a cowardly shit, you can see him trying to buzz his tiny brain into action to figure out how he can 'even it up'. Which would be rather good.

 

[Whirly]

I'm waiting for a manager one of these days to just pull his players off the pitch after getting a decision like that against them.

With all the melodramatic managers in the game today, I can see it happening sooner than later.

Another thing I'm waiting to see is a player after committing a soft/no contact foul to dead fish in front of a referee to substantiate his claim of a dive. Just for sheer hilarity.

 

[Oncy]

I just dont understand it. Every fucking foul these says could be a yellow. Since when is tripping someone when trying to win the ball a yellow.
Fucking outrageous.

 

[Shadey]

Bony is boss

My Bony has gone down now..

 

[Leo]

Salah looks a petulant little cunt.
Not the type of player we needed.

 

[Oncy]

So no yellow for Shurlle deliberate handball then.
Pussyole.

 

[Leo]

Ah yes it's fine if you don't look for the penalty when diving.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Beckham & Rooney the only two players to have ever scored from the halfway line again I see.

 

[Red Mullet]

Phil Dowd doing what Phil Dowd does best, ruining a football match.

A Dowdyism

 

[mark1975]

Playing well Swansea, been the better side even with 10 men. Chelsea typically drab.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Chelsea are effing shit. They haven't really created much despite playing against ten, and the Swans haven't even parked the bus. Hope it continues like this in the second half. Even better, maybe the boss Bony nicks it in the end for the hosts.

 

[Shadey]

time switch over to the Fa cup game

Done

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fucks sake. Shite keeping let's them in. Sad really.

 

[Leo]

Game over.
Awful keeping.

 

[DHSC]

Fuck Chelsea.

 

[Fabio]

Hardly surprising though