Trent, Salah and VVD

[MomoWASright]

Al Hilal are ready to offer Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah a lucrative contract if he wants to leave Europe and play in Saudi Arabia.

I think this is a non story then.

 

[Squiggles]

Yeah, unless someone like PSG comes calling and pays stupid money then we have to be the best option for him. PSG have generally shifted away from Galactico bullshit now, so I think that's less likely, but still possible given the market reach Salah can give a club run by the middle east.

Salah is just too competitive and focused on breaking records to play pub football in the desert.

 

[Fabio]

Who knows, maybe me calling him a fucking cunt repeatedly finally got through

 

[Mosely]

We simply must get VVD signed up for at least another two years. Right now.

I've lost patience with the other two and now believe they can both do one. I wish it wasn't like this, but it is.

 

[Shadey]

Sky sports all over this but looks like SCM is pretty cool about it.

 

[Fabio]

Sky sports all over this but looks like SCM is pretty cool about it.

dont think it will happen. think we'll sign him. hes just keeping us dangling in the wind

 

[Shadey]

dont think it will happen. think we'll sign him. hes just keeping us dangling in the wind

Me too.

 

[Bradley]

Goodbye Mo Salah
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork (Like that cunt agent)
And they whispered into your brain (Yeah, like that cunt agent)
They set you on the treadmill (Part of the job as far as I'm aware)
And they made you change your name (From Mohammed)

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would've liked to known you
But I was just a pleb
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

 

[Beamrider]

Goodbye Mo Salah
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork (Like that cunt agent)
And they whispered into your brain (Yeah, like that cunt agent)
They set you on the treadmill (Part of the job as far as I'm aware)
And they made you change your name (From Mohammed)

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would've liked to known you
But I was just a pleb
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

There's probably a "Goodbye Mo Salah" to the tune of James Blunt's "Goodbye my lover" but even James Blunt thinks he deserves to be cockney rhyming slang so I'm not going there.