There Can Be Only One...

[Oncy]

He's doing comedy random callbacks from a post on a football forum, from a WEEK ago?

If so, he can go and fuck himself

Alright you uppity cunt.
Wow!

 

[Modo]

I think me and @the count won this thread

 

[beejay]

Aguero for certain. For all our creative play we don't finish enough of our chances and he has that extra class and ruthless streak. Next would be De Gea

 

[Dreambeliever]

De gea hands down

 

[rurikbird]

I would go for De Bruyne. Perfect fit for a Klopp team.

 

[Mamma Mia]

In the interests of slowing Chelsea down while giving us another option in attack, I'd go for Hazard.

I can't quite bring myself to want Costa at our club.

 

[Comical Aly]

De gea hands down

De Gea with his hands down wouldn't be much use.

 

[Dreambeliever]

De Gea with his hands down wouldn't be much use.

He saves a fair few with his feet ha.

 

[Comical Aly]

He saves a fair few with his feet ha.

I apologise for the crap joke. Few too many Sunday afternoon beers.

 

[Mosely]

I'd go with Aguero simply because I loathe Costa and his 'hard' man, spaghetti western, unshaven, eyes too close together image. They both are the bomb but Aguero isn't (as much of) a cunt.

Beautiful Highlander thread title, btw.

 

[Judge Jules]

Unfortunately, Costa. Hate the bastard, but he has become a 6 ft 2 inch version of Suarez. Presses all over the field, makes cunning runs, does whatever it takes to win, holds up the ball and brings others into play and he has size on top of that. Most dangerous player in the league at the moment.

And seems to be keeping his head at the moment as wel.

Oh behave. Costa's a very good player and is in top form at the moment but he doesn't have anything like Suarez' trickery and pace.

 

[Athens]

After today, De Gea.

 

[Oncy]

Yup Courtois or DeGea.

Id even take Cech or Loris

Our keeping situation is beyond a joke.

 

[singlerider]

De Gea with his hands down wouldn't be much use.

Probably still better than any of our keepers

 

[manwithnoname]

Karius is shit, but it wasn't all his fault, the defence was a mess, we missed chances, and lacked defensive solidity in midfield

So we need a proper striker like Costa, a defensive midfielder like Kante, and obviously a decent keeper like De Gea would all be players who would easily walk into our team

Also, another quick wide player for the left, where Firmino is hopeless

You'd also have to probably look at the central defenders and bring in someone better than Lovren who would also ensure Lucas never plays again

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

You watch Costa play, you all want him. Then you watch De Gea and you want him.

Fickle doesn't even cut it.

 

[singlerider]

I think more people want De Gea after watching Karius tbh

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

I think more people want De Gea after watching Karius tbh

True

 

[Oncy]

I didnt watch De Gea play.

I dont need to taste your steak to know its better than my fucking pot noodle

 

[manwithnoname]

I didnt watch De Gea play.

I dont need to taste your steak to know its better than my fucking pot noodle

Hahaha

Quality response to a totally shit post that didn't merit it

 

[localny]

Sanchez because he's Suarez light