Stoke Semi Final Second Leg Match Thread

[hamstrung_pigeon]

gene having a bumper crop of likes in this thread.

 

[manwithnoname]

Christ half an hour ago I was wanting to fucking slit my throat, now im pissing myself.

Jesus Allen really is a miracle worker.

Joe Allen, Klopp, Mignolet and a lovely cameo from Dreamy.

 

[Skullflower]

We need some software installed that plays a little theme tune whenever Dreamy posts

 

[Dreambeliever]

It's nice to have a final to look forward to while still being involved in two other cups.

It feels like an age.

Granted we needed something as I can't remember the last time we were completely out of the race for fourth in Jan.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm really embarrassed we're in the final.

That statement is embarrassing

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Klopp buzzing in the post match Interview

Hope he dishes out some stinging criticism back at Melwood tomorrow.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Joe Allen, Klopp, Mignolet and a lovely cameo from Dreamy.

Dreamy was the icing on the cake. Impossible to be upset after a Full Dreamy.

 

[Oncy]

And now Klopp
'Aah I had to, everybody told me I had to!'

Fucking lol

 

[ILD]

Christ half an hour ago I was wanting to fucking slit my throat, now im pissing myself.

Jesus Allen really is a miracle worker.

He can turn water into whooshes.

 

[Dreambeliever]

That statement is embarrassing

Getting whooshed after me is well, embarrassing on a whole other level.

 

[manwithnoname]

And now Klopp
'Aah I had to, everybody told me I had to!'

Fucking lol

Had to what? I missed the bit before because I was laughing

 

[doctor_mac]

My dogs are loving this

 

[mark1975]

Some mothers do 'ave 'em

 

[Oncy]

42

 

[Hansern]

Ha! This thread has turned out 100 times better than the match. Ah well, being in the final is the most important thing.
The Ev are shitting themselves already about losing a final to us

 

[Oncy]

Had to what? I missed the bit before because I was laughing

Thank you for talking to us Jurgen...

 

[Leo]

And now Klopp
'Aah I had to, everybody told me I had to!'

Fucking lol

That's Mr Moo.
It was to be expected.

 

[ILD]

Ha Mr Moo aka Jurgen Klopp got whooshed there. He defo did. He hates Mark and would have pounced on his post immediately before reading the rest of the thread.

The whoosh that just keeps on giving.

 

[Oncy]

That's Mr Moo.
It was to be expected.

No i really meant Mr Klopp.
In his interview.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Getting whooshed after me is well, embarrassing on a whole other level.

I just wanted to join the whooshing party, it seemed like fun, no?

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Not a nutter butter.

Tough call

 

[Oncy]

I just wanted to join the whooshing party, he seemed like fun, no?

Shut up you fucking vile cunt.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Ha Mr Moo aka Jurgen Klopp got whooshed there. He defo did. He hates Mark and would have pounced on his post immediately before reading the rest of the thread.

The whoosh that just keeps on giving.

Mr Moo?

 

[manwithnoname]

I actually feel a bit sorry for Mark Hughes in this interview.

No sorry, I can't .......Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha! Fuck off you whinging twat

 

[gene hughes]

Shut up you fucking vile cunt.

Don't worry Jurgen, he's just being sarcastic.

 

[Leo]

No i really meant Mr Klopp.
In his interview.

Oh.
That's *not* another whoosh though.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Shut up you fucking vile cunt.

Er.................. Pardon? ;-)

 

[Dreambeliever]

Thank you for talking to us Jurgen...

He said that the other week too, he needs new material

 

[manwithnoname]

Er.................. Pardon?

Someone can't take a joke

 

[eecheerow]

We might not have deserved to win, but we didn't deserve to lose... their cunting goal was offside and they did fuck all throughout. Whatever, we're in the final and have a shot at silverware... roll on 28 February. Oh, and fuck Stoke City and their inbred fucking supporters.