Stoke Semi Final Second Leg Match Thread

[keniget]

Hahaha

 

[Oncy]

41

 

[manwithnoname]

What sort of shite is this.

We've comes through 4 rounds beating a good Southampton side 6-1 away, beating a strong Stoke side over two legs with half our first team injured after playing 1,000,000 matches this month and hold our nerve at home to smash in some epic penalties.

We deserve to be there.

Embarrassed me hole.

Now *this* is hard to call

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

It's kinda funny that all season long, the theme has been about Mark Hughes' remodeling of Stoke, but when it came to the crunch game, he reverted to the old furniture.

I'm not sure though if that was specifically to target our softness, or that he didn't think they could get a result here playing a more open, high tempo game, given how we play much better against opponents who try to do that.

 

[mark1975]

What sort of shite is this.

We've comes through 4 rounds beating a good Southampton side 6-1 away, beating a strong Stoke side over two legs with half our first team injured after playing 1,000,000 matches this month and hold our nerve at home to smash in some epic penalties.

We deserve to be there.

Embarrassed me hole.

You should be

 

[Leo]

And the final whoosh had to be that absolute plank.

 

[gene hughes]

You can always count on Dreamy.

 

[Skullflower]

and dreamy manages to be the most whooshed of them all obviously

 

[manwithnoname]

41

Oh fuck off, as IF he counts as a whole one.

40.00000000012

 

[Oncy]

What sort of shite is this.

We've comes through 4 rounds beating a good Southampton side 6-1 away, beating a strong Stoke side over two legs with half our first team injured after playing 1,000,000 matches this month and hold our nerve at home to smash in some epic penalties.

We deserve to be there.

Embarrassed me hole.

You fucking plank.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Whoscored.com gives it at 2 apiece.

We both also hit the post which is as close as you can come.

Pretty standard though in a game where we were happy to sit on our lead and they couldn't afford to concede at all.

It was always going to be cagey with most of the play in the middle third.

 

[Oncy]

Oh fuck off, as IF he counts as a whole one.

Hahahaha

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Dreamy, slow as usual.

 

[C/O]

Never change, Dreamy. Keep on keeping on.

 

[the count]

What sort of shite is this.

We've comes through 4 rounds beating a good Southampton side 6-1 away, beating a strong Stoke side over two legs with half our first team injured after playing 1,000,000 matches this month and hold our nerve at home to smash in some epic penalties.

We deserve to be there.

Embarrassed me hole.

We haven't seen a "full Dreamy" in a while

 

[Dreambeliever]

Ha to many replies between posts.

I'm only reading them now.

Apologies Mark 🙂

Gene's point is also very valid.

 

[ILD]

And then Skully whooshes ILD.

Its a fucking whooshoff

Nah Skull didn't spot Mark's whoosh. Whooshiest thread in a while.

 

[gene hughes]

and dreamy manages to be the most whooshed of them all obviously

It's like he has some inner sense that there's a mega or meta whoosh going on, like animals sense impending earthquakes.

But instead of fleeing, he races to the scene and throws himself fully into the carnage.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Dreamy being Dreamy.

I feel better now.

 

[Dreambeliever]

We haven't seen a "full Dreamy" in a while

I've been too busy being right about Studge and Moreno 😉

 

[manwithnoname]

We need some software installed that plays a little theme tune whenever Dreamy posts

 

[ILD]

Now *this* is hard to call

Not a nutter butter.

 

[cloggypop]

Sometimes I can't believe Dreamy doesn't drink.

 

[manwithnoname]

It's like he has some inner sense that there's a mega or meta whoosh going on, like animals sense impending earthquakes.

But instead of fleeing, he races to the scene and throws himself fully into the carnage.

Ahahahahahaha!

 

[hmmmmm1]

Klopp buzzing in the post match Interview

 

[darkstarexodus]

I love watching Klopp talk. He just keeps going and going. His English can't keep up with his mouth.

His enthusiasm is infectious.

 

[Frogfish]

1. PB ‏@patrikberger73 19m19 minutes agoFort Hamer, FL
   Yessssssssss
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   Linda Pizzuti Henry ‏@Linda_Pizzuti 19m19 minutes ago
   We are going to Wembley!!!!!!! @LFC #LFC
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   Mark Wright ‏@Mark5Wright 18m18 minutes ago
   Brilliant! Well done @lfc #wembley well done @SMignolet nerves held YNWA
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   John Arne Riise ‏@JARiiseOfficial 18m18 minutes ago
   Freaking love it!! Get in @LFC!! Thank you Mignolet
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   Luis Garcia ‏@LuchoGarcia14 17m17 minutes ago
   Getting there!!! Liverpool goes to the final after penalties vs stoke. #backtoWembley
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[Oncy]

Christ half an hour ago I was wanting to fucking slit my throat, now im pissing myself.

Jesus Allen really is a miracle worker.

 

[manwithnoname]

Klopp is aces

 

[C/O]

What if he's right, and every single other person on earth are the ones being wooshed?