Sadio Mane

[gene hughes]

To the tune of 1963 by New Order

“Sadio Mane with the lovely smile
And fast run
You run so fast Sadio Mane
And come from Africa
Though you played in central Europe for a time
Indeed you learned your trade there

Sadio Sadio Mane score us a goal
You seem like a nice person too
Sadio Sadio Mane score us a goal
You seem like a nice person too
Sadio Sadio Sadio Sadio Sadioooooooo

Sadio Mane with the lovely smile
And fast run
I like the way you score great goals
You’re like Michael Owen
But likeable
And with more interesting hairstyle

Sadio Sadio Mane score us a goal
You seem like a nice person too
Sadio Sadio Mane score us a goal
You seem like a nice person too
Sadio Sadio Sadio Sadio Sadioooooooo

 

[Rosco]

Catchy

 

[Mersey86]

I suppose its so obvious - someone must have tried from Sussudio:

You know he's always on their mind.
It seems he's scoring all the time.
S-S-Sadio.

 

[RedStar]

Sadio Mane to the tune of Radio Gaga seems the most obvious choice

 

[Molbystwin]

Sadio Mane to the tune of Radio Gaga seems the most obvious choice

All we need is Sadio Mané
Sadio Mané Sadio Mané
All we need is Sadio Mané

Sadio it’s true...
Kopites all love you

With the clapping obviously...

Not as good as Brighton rock but most people don’t know that one.....

It could also of course transfer into the silly digi bouncy bit but whether you could get 20000 people to sound like R2D2 is another question....

 

[Molbystwin]

Sadio Mane to the tune of Radio Gaga seems the most obvious choice

All we need is Sadio Mané
Sadio Mané Sadio Mané
All we need is Sadio Mané

Sadio it’s true...
Kopites all love you

With clapping obviously...


I prefer Brighton rock myself but...

Getting the KOp to do a chorus of R2D2 digi bits afterwards would be tricky tho

 

[Molbystwin]

Had trouble posting... copied it .... pasted it... didn’t work... or did it? I’m a long way away in Asia... it’s fucking roasting.... does the internet get really slow at distance? Maybe said the scientist... anyway who knows? Who fucking cares?

I really like you Mane song idea RedStar...

Listening from the other side of the world I do like the Firmino song a lot but there is the one line which seems to need editing a bit so it’s easier to sing...

The Alllez Allez Allez im not so keen it’s boring and just annoys me cos of the line about coming from Liverpool but then it would cos I’m a glory grabbing wooly bastard from the 70s

 

[Oncy]

*clap* *clap* *clap*

The best goals in life we see
Are always scored by a senegalese
I want Mané (Thats what i want)
Thats what I want (thats what i want)
Thats what I want (thats what I want)
THATS WHAT I WANT

*clap* *clap* *clap*

 

[Fabio]

Money money money by Abba

That's where it's at

 

[Oncy]

Money money money by Abba

That's where it's at

Or Ted Dibiase.
‘Everybodys gotta lose, everybodys gonna pay.......Mane mane mane mane maneeee’

 

[Fabio]

Or Ted Dibiase.
‘Everybodys gotta lose, everybodys gonna pay.......Mane mane mane mane maneeee’

Or Shane-o Mac

"Here comes the maneeeeee. Here comes the mane. mane mane mane....

 

[Holle]

 

[tombrown]

Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap Clap
Mane!

 

[rurikbird]

Sadio is now even with Salah on goals in all competitions with 20.

 

[ILD]

Or Ted Dibiase.
‘Everybodys gotta lose, everybodys gonna pay.......Mane mane mane mane maneeee’

I regularly sing this to myself.

 

[hmmmmm1]

All of his goals have come in open play. He is stepping up to the plate for the team

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Sadio is now even with Salah on goals in all competitions with 20.

His goals, more importantly, are what has kept our season ticking along ... He's been absolutely key.

 

[Red Bird]

His goals, more importantly, are what has kept our season ticking along ... He's been absolutely key.

And, as somebody else has said, from open play, too.

 

[Y1]

Love this song

 

[Red Astaire]

The quality of the striking in some of those goals is just incredible. He frequently seems to be smashing it after a poor first touch has got him in trouble, but whatever works for him, works for me!

That's just fucking gold man!

 

[kingjulian]

In red hot form...

Hope it's still there after the two week gap...

 

[rurikbird]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Most Premier League goals this season without penalties...

- Mane: 17

- Aguero: 16

- Salah: 14

- Aubameyang: 14

- Kane: 13

 

[bluebell]

Most Premier League goals this season without penalties...

- Mane: 17

- Aguero: 16

- Salah: 14

- Aubameyang: 14

- Kane: 13

How many penalties has Sterling taken, isn't he on 16 goals? Its not more than 3 I'm sure.

A French news outlet reporting, top of RM's shopping list is Mane. If RM do come for him, he'll want to go.
We'd probably get £180m which will buy us 3 very good players.

 

[MomoWASright]

It’s got to be Ramos’ head on a stick plus £350 million.

 

[the count]

It’s got to be Ramos’ head on a stick plus £350 million.

Personally, I would be prepared to negotiate on the £350m

 

[Dreambeliever]

If Real come in for Sadio he’ll go I’m sure.

Hopefully with at least one major trophy.

He was our best player against them last year

 

[FoxForceFive]

How many penalties has Sterling taken, isn't he on 16 goals? Its not more than 3 I'm sure.

A French news outlet reporting, top of RM's shopping list is Mane. If RM do come for him, he'll want to go.
We'd probably get £180m which will buy us 3 very good players.

If we were to win either the league or champions league I'm not so sure he'd want to go.

Don't get me wrong, I think he'd still have to think about it & the temptation would be immense, but it'd not as cut & dried by any means.

If we fail to win either then I think its much more likely, but still not cut & dried as he's very much bought into what Klopp has done since he's been here. I'd argue that he & Lallana are the players who have done so more than any others, partly due to the amount of time they've been here.

 

[Hansern]

If Real come in for Sadio he’ll go I’m sure.

Hopefully with at least one major trophy.

He was our best player against them last year

Nah, he wont go. We'll say no sale, and hopefully he wont kick up a fuss.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Nah, he wont go. We'll say no sale, and hopefully he wont kick up a fuss.

Ha ha do you know nothing about Mane?

He came from nothing and has gone on strike at both clubs that tried to stop a bigger team coming in for him.

He’ll 100% strike and be off if they come knocking.

Hopefully they won’t want him but I won’t be surprised if he goes at all.