Palace Post Match

[Grjt2]

God, really? Maybe that bar was called ShoHo too. Whatever, I'm deffo still cooler than you. Ten years ago.

Ha.

6CM DOES LONDON DRINKIES: will be held in Esher, no yummymummys, everyone tucked up in bed with mild depression at impending old age by 9pm

 

[Skullflower]

Skully, have you ever been to London? They love goths in Camden. It's like the Krazy House round there

have you ever been to a brothel? it's full of cunts.

 

[Judge Jules]

Totally agree hence why I think Benteke dove

"Dived". "Dove" is an Americanism. They're perfectly entitled to it, but it doesn't belong East of the pond.

 

[manwithnoname]

Ha.

6CM DOES LONDON DRINKIES: will be held in Esher, no yummymummys, everyone tucked up in bed with mild depression at impending old age by 9pm

I genuinely can't do evening drinks in London anymore. It's possibly 20 years of media-trained long lunches, at which I peak at around 5-7pm, but after that I get quite tired and bored. I've never really been great at long sessions, regardless of any chemical stimulus. After a certain amount of hours, I've had enough.

So I;ve been a grouchy middle-aged cunt all my life really.

 

[manwithnoname]

have you ever been to a brothel? it's full of cunts.

Yes I have. They can be a bit...gritty

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

"Dived". "Dove" is an Americanism. They're perfectly entitled to it, but it doesn't belong East of the pond.

I had to stop thinking about things like that, as it drived me up the wall.

 

[Skullflower]

Yes I have. They can be a bit...gritty

thanks for the heads up.

 

[Judge Jules]

Gerry, I can tell you habitually skove off from school.

 

[Modo]

"Dived". "Dove" is an Americanism. They're perfectly entitled to it, but it doesn't belong East of the pond.

Yeah edited first but then it was already quoted

 

[davud graham]

Collymore was trying to make himself out to have been this squeaky clean, high-principled player who never, ever, dived or indulged in any kind of dubious gamesmanship. It was quite hilarious.

Collymore doesn't mind hitting women or dogging but diving is where he draws the line. What a gent.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Ha.. I think you're probably the most passive aggressive/laid back poster on here LTW, it brings me back down to earth alot when someone winds me up, tbf.

Fixed it.

 

[kingjulian]

I understand where Oncy comes from on this.

I think if it was the other way round he would be saying it was a peno because our player was stupid enough to attempt a tackle like that.

Its just what he does...

But there was contact and after that its up to the ref to decide and he decided in our favour....it is one of those borderline decisions...

I have zero interest in the media opinion on how pretty Bentekke's fall was...

 

[peekay]

If Crystal Palace had a Spanish or French manager, and if instead of Benteke it had been Gerrard or Milner who dived, would there be such a huge outcry?

 

[SummerOnions]

I feel like pardew is the type to cheat on his Mrs and moan at her for leaving on him - ie a total cunt with zero self awareness. See also; john terry

 

[manwithnoname]

If Crystal Palace had a Spanish or French manager, and if instead of Benteke it had been Gerrard or Milner who dived, would there be such a huge outcry?

Yeah. And let's not pretend that Pardew is popular, regardless of his nationality. Klopp is, by miles, a much more positively regarded figure in the media, even with those that dislike Liverpool.

 

[Hansern]

The FA have asked Alan Pardew to explain his comments about the match officials following Palace's defeat to Liverpool. Story @MailSport.

Icing on the cake this!

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

You're great.

Nah I'm not.

 

[gene hughes]

If Crystal Palace had a Spanish or French manager, and if instead of Benteke it had been Gerrard or Milner who dived, would there be such a huge outcry?

Shit riddle.

 

[Oliver Twist]

If Crystal Palace had a Spanish or French manager, and if instead of Benteke it had been Gerrard or Milner who dived, would there be such a huge outcry?

Because they were goldfish?

 

[Judge Jules]

Shit riddle.

Had to be Jimmy's younger brother's name, didn't it really?

 

[tombrown]

"Dived". "Dove" is an Americanism. They're perfectly entitled to it, but it doesn't belong East of the pond.

Not sure ... "Dived of Peace" just doesn't sound right

 

[Judge Jules]

Not sure ... "Dived of Peace" just doesn't sound right

It does in pidgin English.