Other matches : PL Week 13

[Oncy]

Looking at the 2018 Premier League Table, it would seem that Tottenham Hotspur are Manchester City's biggest Title rivals and not Liverpool

Fuck me ANOTHER 9 points and 23 goals to make up!!!
Thats us 34 points and 75 goals behind.

This is turning into a relegation fight.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Conceding 20 goals in the league, matching that of city, makes for good reading imho...

That's with Karius in goal for most of those games...

We are not far off City.. Still can't see us catching them though..

Spurs are a worry, they are coming into form, but they are 1 injury to a key player away from falling out of contention... (They will never catch city mind, but could catch us)

Eriksson is so key to everything they do.. Has he got over the Fletcher Shits he's been having ??

 

[6TimesaRed]

Watch them throw it away and finish fourth

Fifth... Pipped by Arsenal... [emoji16]

 

[manwithnoname]

I was looking at Dortmund's record, since they are now well clear at the top of the BL. They grind out a lot of single goal wins too - luckily for them no-one else is doing that in their league and they don't have an oil team to contend with.

The difference between Bayern's financial power and the rest of the Budesliga, isn't that far removed from having to deal with an Arab Oil club.

 

[Woland]

Yeah but Pep ruined them, hence also the rest of German football and especially the national side with his stupid foreign ways, which is why both are crap now. Source: German football journalists.

 

[KopRed]

Looking at the 2018 Premier League Table, it would seem that Tottenham Hotspur are Manchester City's biggest Title rivals and not Liverpool

Nah, we were running on empty in March-April because of the CL run. We were clearly prioritizing at that stage. We seemed better equipped this year.

 

[Kay Age El]

Conceding 20 goals in the league, matching that of city, makes for good reading imho...

That's with Karius in goal for most of those games...

We are not far off City.. Still can't see us catching them though..

Spurs are a worry, they are coming into form, but they are 1 injury to a key player away from falling out of contention... (They will never catch city mind, but could catch us)

Eriksson is so key to everything they do.. Has he got over the Fletcher Shits he's been having ??

What’s a Fletcher Shit by the way?

 

[tombrown]

What’s a Fletcher Shit by the way?

A typo … I think he meant a "Feltcher Shit"

See https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feltcher

 

[Kay Age El]

A typo … I think he meant a "Feltcher Shit"

See https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feltcher

*screams*

 

[6TimesaRed]

Darren Fletcher...

He had bad guts for a long time.. some strange debilitating disease

Apparently Eriksson has been suffering something similar of late...

 

[doctor_mac]

Looking at the 2018 Premier League Table, it would seem that Tottenham Hotspur are Manchester City's biggest Title rivals and not Liverpool

No way– we've got a game in hand and an 11 goal GD advantage.

 

[rurikbird]

A typo … I think he meant a "Feltcher Shit"

See https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feltcher

I really regret clicking on this link

 

[tombrown]

I really regret clicking on this link

I debated about whether to include the link. I knew there were many on here (looking at @Woland) who wouldn't need a definition to understand the word "feltching", but I also realised there might be a few fainthearts who had never come across it (either as act or spoken word) and would need the explanation

 

[Ukrainian by marriage]

There's a few of us who didn't have the nerve to read the link !

May I never find out ...

 

[Fabio]

There's a few of us who didn't have the nerve to read the link !

May I never find out ...

I'll help

It's drinking cum our of someone's arsehole after the act. Usually with a straw.

I know someone who worked in a sexual health clinic, and apparently when a group of fellas all cum in one fellas arse then all drink from it at once, it's called a fishbowl

 

[Woland]

I think munging is when you do similar with a corpse.

 

[Fabio]

I think munging is when you do similar with a corpse.

That's more to do with all the sexy macerated flesh and descomped colon fluid as much as cum though

 

[Ukrainian by marriage]

and when it's the corpse of an animal ?

 

[Woland]

Ask @dantes

 

[Fabio]

and when it's the corpse of an animal ?

Speaking of which, saw a story today

Google pony the orangutan

 

[Woland]

That's not a good story.

 

[Fabio]

That's not a good story.

Definitely isn't

But yeah worth a blimp, and really makes you think