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The way the bitters act these days is beyond depressing. I know the little brat ballboy who mocked Klopp got celebrated by some as a delightfully precocious bantz meister, but frankly it's all too typical of how they cultivate that genuinely obsessive resentment and/or hatred of other people in their own city these days. You see women at Goodison, eyes bulging, veins pumped to pop, spittle spraying from their mouths, raging like they're at the front of some Nazi rally when it's derby day. It's just a fucking GAME, for god's sake. I absolutely dread any contact we have with that bunch.

Several times, I paused the game to look into their supporters at corners and throw ins, and just marvel / despair at the utter hatred that rolled down from the stands onto the field... Incredible. How sad it must be to live a life of such little importance that you turn into such mouth-breathing neanderthals at the sight of a red footie jersey?
 
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Everton fan arrested for shouting 'murderers' at Liverpool fans outside Anfield.

An Everton fan who was seen calling Liverpool fans 'murderers' outside Anfield before a Merseyside derby has received a football banning order.
Stuart Watt, 27, was arrested by police on his way into Anfield on the day of the derby game on December 2 last year. Watt, from Litherland, had met his mates in the Royal Oak pub for a few pints and then made his way to the game.
As he has received a football banning order, will he still be ok for attending Everton games?
 
@Judge Jules just came across an excellent new limerick (funnily enough while sat on a bus in Limerick).

There was an old woman from Slough
Who developed a terrible cough
So she drank half a pint
Of warm honey and mint
But sadly she didn't pull through

😀

There was a young lady from Offenham
If she had any sweets she'd be scoffenham
At tea at the vicar's
She tore off her knickers
And said "You should see that Frank Bough in 'em".

All my own work, unlike the others I've posted. Offenham's a village not far from where I live. Some years ago the local hospice decided to publish a book of poems by local people to raise funds. I sent this one in. Sadly it didn't make the cut. :vamp:
 
Several times, I paused the game to look into their supporters at corners and throw ins, and just marvel / despair at the utter hatred that rolled down from the stands onto the field... Incredible. How sad it must be to live a life of such little importance that you turn into such mouth-breathing neanderthals at the sight of a red footie jersey?

At the end they were celebrating like they'd won a Cup Final, and I guess in a way that game was the nearest they'll get for ever and a day. Next stop the DVD.
 
With this one post it's easy to tell that you are a father of young children.
Room on the Broom is my daughter's favorite.
There is a beautiful film adaptation of it along with some other Julia Donaldson books on Prime. Gruffalo, Stick man, Highway rat etc.
 
There is a beautiful film adaptation of it along with some other Julia Donaldson books on Prime. Gruffalo, Stick man, Highway rat etc.
Yep. The beeb has done one every Christmas for the last few years. They're brilliant.

Love the books too. Obv ours have grown out of them now, but they're still referenced regularly.
 
With this one post it's easy to tell that you are a father of young children.
Room on the Broom is my daughter's favorite.
Julia Donaldson.. brilliant..

My daughter like all the books by her.. she loves books the age of just 3, which is always good to encourage

Zog is her current fav...
 
Went to see Stickman live too with her, in the floral pavilion in New Brighton ..

I think the books themselves really help bring on children imagination tenfold..

Brilliant, all of them

Think I've read Stickman countless times as a bed time story..

In fact my daughter like the books so much, she keeps bringing Julia Donaldson books home from nursery, even though she has them already lol..

She insists we read from the book she brought home though, despite telling her she already has it herself..
 
No - the post was standalone. It's what you get when the joke goes over your head.

You've subsumed yourself in such negativity about our season, masquerading as protecting yourself from disappointment, that you miss the blatantly obvious
 
No - the post was standalone. It's what you get when the joke goes over your head.

You've subsumed yourself in such negativity about our season, masquerading as protecting yourself from disappointment, that you miss the blatantly obvious

Joke didn't go over my head, when I realised it was indeed a joke... I just was not paying attention to the narrative of your post, then decided to take the piss.. Easily done.....

Bit of a whoosh moment.. soz..
 
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