Other forum meltdown watch

[Portly]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Congratulations to the winners of the 2018/19 <a href="https://twitter.com/premierleague?ref_src=twsrc^tfw">@premierleague</a> season <a href="https://twitter.com/LFC?ref_src=twsrc^tfw">@LFC</a> - as decided by the FA themselves. They say it&#39;s a squad game and the 12 men certainly showed that today. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BHALIV?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#BHALIV</a></p>&mdash; We Are Brighton (@wearebrighton) <a href="">12 January 2019</a></blockquote>
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[the count]

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[Portly]

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I haven't the art to do it properly but I left it there because the funny bit was there OK.

I replied to the tweet as follows:

The conspiracy to make Liverpool Premier League champions was actually hatched by wealthy Jewish people at the World Economic Forum in Davos. The FA are merely their pawns.

 

[Oncy]

Its very weird. That was a stick on pen like.

 

[tombrown]

Nah theyre just sound people, perfect example being klopp celebrating the derby winner, Mourinho does it, the world thought he was a klopp, doing it for cunty reasons, klopp does it because he's caught up in the moment and nobody is arsed..bar Danny Murphy..

Your secret is out - you have set autocorrect to replace "cunt" with "klopp". You are a fifth columnist from Redcafe

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I haven't the art to do it properly but I left it there because the funny bit was there OK.

I replied to the tweet as follows:

The conspiracy to make Liverpool Premier League champions was actually hatched by wealthy Jewish people at the World Economic Forum in Davos. The FA are merely their pawns.

I take full responsibility, though I'd honestly rather you say 'very wealthy' Jewish people? The fucking wealthy Jewish people are not in my league the planks.

 

[Markeh]

In all honesty sometimes I forget Brighton are in the premier league

 

[737Max]

So rival fans current feeling on us lot and our run of form..

Fully backed by the FA
Refs give us penalties for laughs
Darlings of the media
Manager never in trouble, no matter what he says or does
Stadium only full because of tourists
Can spend exorbitant amounts without FFP blinking

Id say we have definitely got all other fans rattled!

I'd love to see that on a Red banner

And then underneath a big fat Fuck you!

 

[Mersey86]

I'm only going by what I've seen on YouTube, and many voice the irritation of not hearing the end of it if Liverpool win.

I have been puzzling over the amount of seeming Liverpool hatred out there, and I think this touches on it. There was a rather funny post earlier in this thread (not going to go looking for it) in which a rival fan was quoted as saying - "if they win, it will be

[bcolor=transparent]in an amazing way[/bcolor]​

nobody's ever done before ..and we'll have John Aldridge and Ian Rush on TV all the time ..". I smiled at that, and it did give me some insight, as I have stopped wanting the Pittsburgh Steelers to win due to the self-promoted special nature of their team, with the terrible towels and the unique history etc. After a while it started grating.

 

[Woland]

Citeh have got Everton syndrome, they can't reconcile being so good with noone giving a shit about them and are insanely jealous of our swag. They think they should be the biggest club in Europe when they're not even the biggest club in their postcode, so they act like petulant children, demanding to be admired for the toys their weird shady uncle bought them.

Fuck them

 

[rurikbird]

It is odd.
I seem to remember last time we challenged under Rogers we seem to have the good will of most fans behind us bar rivals.
There is definitely less neutrals willing us on this time.
There is no obvious reason for this as far as I can see.

Maybe that's because we're actually good, rather than plucky underdogs.

 

[Red Astaire]

It is odd.
I seem to remember last time we challenged under Rogers we seem to have the good will of most fans behind us bar rivals.
There is definitely less neutrals willing us on this time.
There is no obvious reason for this as far as I can see.

Yeah I was thinking that. Having a ganders on RedCafe they all seem in awe of VVD and nearly all have a grudging respect for Salah. Apparently he's hard not to hate, same for Mane. High praise coming from a fucking Manc. The less said about Bluemoon the better. I hate going on there to have a look, mainly because of the amount of horrid vitriol aimed our way. Murderers, FA agenda, Salah is a cheat, Klopp has weirdly white teeth (That's my personal favourite) I'm honestly quite surprised at them. You know an enemies enemy is a friend and all that. It seems I forgot to factor in the in the 'Suddenly got loads of money and now can lord it like a massive cunt' - Classless bellends.

 

[Fabio]

Maybe that's because we're actually good, rather than plucky underdogs.

We're not the plucky underachievers like we were under Rodgers.

I LOVE HOW WE BOTH USED PLUCKY

 

[Insignificance]

I LOVE HOW WE BOTH USED PLUCKY

What do you mean? You used it totally different... big difference on underdogs (whom you don't think will win but have an outside chance) and underachievers (whom you expect to win but not quite reach their level for some reason).

 

[Fabio]

Fucks sake insig

 

[doctor_mac]

Nah theyre just sound people, perfect example being klopp celebrating the derby winner, Mourinho does it, the world thought he was a klopp, doing it for cunty reasons, klopp does it because he's caught up in the moment and nobody is arsed..bar Danny Murphy..

You mean Danny Mills, right? Danny Mills is an uber-cock.

 

[got red on me]

You mean Danny Mills, right? Danny Mills is an uber-cock.

yes, yes he is
said he would have (of?) given Klopp a forearm smash if he had been on the pitch

 

[doctor_mac]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Congratulations to the winners of the 2018/19 <a href="https://twitter.com/premierleague?ref_src=twsrc^tfw">@premierleague</a> season <a href="https://twitter.com/LFC?ref_src=twsrc^tfw">@LFC</a> - as decided by the FA themselves. They say it&#39;s a squad game and the 12 men certainly showed that today. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BHALIV?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#BHALIV</a></p>&mdash; We Are Brighton (@wearebrighton) <a href="">12 January 2019</a></blockquote>
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[tombrown]

Doesn't really fit in this thread, but this has to be the stupidest thing hairy hands has ever come up with

 

[gkmacca]

And the winner of the worst embedded tweet goes to....................................................
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Oh, Ports faces huge competition from me!

 

[gene hughes]

Klopp’s teeth ARE too white!

 

[Fabio]

Doesn't really fit in this thread, but this has to be the stupidest thing hairy hands has ever come up with

Hottest of takes

 

[darkstarexodus]

Doesn't really fit in this thread, but this has to be the stupidest thing hairy hands has ever come up with

That's quite literally the dumbest thing I've read this weekend.

 

[Red Astaire]

That's quite literally the dumbest thing I've read this weekend.

I was thinking that. WTF! No wonder he's a washed up no-mark who's opinion is rightly ridiculed. Silly div.

 

[Oncy]

Doesn't really fit in this thread, but this has to be the stupidest thing hairy hands has ever come up with

Hahaha he didnt really say this did he?

 

[Markeh]

The man's a nob

https://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/201-qatar-the-mighty-atom-that-dared-to-dream

Although he does seemingly call this season out as Liverpools chance to win the league in one of the other posts.

Didn't the BT sport guy Jake allude to some business relationship between Ashley and Ferdinand before Rio was allowed to open his mouth.

 

[Red Bird]

Doesn't really fit in this thread, but this has to be the stupidest thing hairy hands has ever come up with

Really? I've always thought he was an idiot but 🙄

 

[JurgenKlopp]

The man's a nob

https://www.richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/201-qatar-the-mighty-atom-that-dared-to-dream

Although he does seemingly call this season out as Liverpools chance to win the league in one of the other posts.

Didn't the BT sport guy Jake allude to some business relationship between Ashley and Ferdinand before Rio was allowed to open his mouth.

Yep, Rio has merchandise he sells through Mike's shops. So Rio is brown nosing mike protecting his business interests.

 

[Judge Jules]

Could it be a question of Keys becoming so irrelevant (and knowing it) that he feels he has to say openly idiotic things just to get attention? 'Coz surely even someone as hopeless as he must be aware that that's off-the-scale ridiculous.

 

[Woland]

It's a damning indictment of humanity that that fucking moron Rio Ferdinandrolone has his own clothing line.

Kinda funny that it's a Sports Direct line, but even so, fucking hell. What is it? Hi-viz?