Officially official Stoke Match Thread!

[Markeh]

Is there anyone who seriously thinks someone like Ryan Kent wouldn't have offered more than Lallana that half?

it's not like our best player from last year played well either is it?

 

[Fabio]

it's not like our best player from last year played well either is it?

Alberto would have done more than him too

 

[Holle]

I do like Coutinho but it's just not his day.

Firmino can't be worse.

 

[Rosco]

Its still better than the last time we played them

 

[Fabio]

#WELEASEMAWIO

 

[cloggypop]

At least I can rely on you to weep the tears of the righteous if I'm ever threatened with a ban then.

I will vigorously defend your right to spout absolute shite.

 

[Fabio]

Lovren doing well today. Booked now like.

 

[tony]

Fucking stupid from Lovren there what a plank.

 

[gkmacca]

Thats just a reflection of the lack of running into space we are doing

No it's not. That's the excuse that always comes up, but we do it no matter what the movement is like.

 

[Fabio]

Its still better than the last time we played them

While I appreciate the sentiment, it's of scant consolation

 

[Holle]

#WELEASEMAWIO

That would be like releasing a fucking tree.

 

[Fabio]

That would be like releasing a fucking tree.

A majestic oak

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Gosh. Lallana is absolutely poo.

 

[Fabio]

Ibe unlucky there, superb tackle from muniesa

 

[peterhague]

I will vigorously defend your right to spout absolute shite.

Give me an example and follow the argument through.


PS that doesn't mean posting a picture of Nigel Farage covered in egg you weaselly fucking cunt.

 

[FoxForceFive]

No surprise it's the two new players (Clyne & Benteke) running into the box, they soon drifted out as we contrived to pass the ball backwards around the area as per normal.

That's where my problem is with this side, not the lack of fitness, but the complete inability to learn from our mistakes & inefficiencies.

 

[Holle]

A majestic oak

More like a weeping willow.

 

[keniget]

The more things change, eh Benteke?

May as well be playing for Villa right now he's that starved of service.

 

[Fabio]

Give me an example and follow the argument through.


PS that doesn't mean posting a picture of Nigel Farage covered in egg you weaselly fucking cunt.

Less of the animosity Peter.

Calm it down

 

[FoxForceFive]

That would be like releasing a fucking tree.

GROOT!

 

[Judge Jules]

Yet again there are too few of us in the area when we attack.

 

[Fabio]

OH FUCK OFF BIG BEN CAN HE MAKE IT CHIME

FUCK OFF MARTIN TYLER YOU CUNT

 

[peterhague]

Less of the animosity Peter.

Calm it down

That cunt started it.

I'm sick of the fucking cowardly hypocrite.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Give me an example and follow the argument through.


PS that doesn't mean posting a picture of Nigel Farage covered in egg you weaselly fucking cunt.

Match thread, I'm all for going off topic a bit when we're this dull, but no proper debates or shit that aren't about footy.

 

[Fabio]

That cunt started it.

I'm sick of the fucking cowardly hypocrite.

He called you modo

That's it

Just leave him be and move on.

Go back to slating Rodgers. I like that

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

We don't play like winners.

 

[Fabio]

We don't play like winners.

If there's one thing Moyes taught us, is that you don't need to win trophies to be classed as a winner, but he is a winner

We're the football club embodiment of that painting

 

[Judge Jules]

A majestic oaf

Edited.

 

[peterhague]

He called you modo

That's it

Just leave him be and move on.

Go back to slating Rodgers. I like that

No.

Tell him to stop abusing me, or I'll have to do it for you.

 

[FoxForceFive]

We don't play like winners.

I can tell you why. Cos we fucking aren't winners.

We have a manager who is by very definition, not a winner. He's like the new David Moyes.