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Noel Gallagher vs Ratface

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I got this from "Blue Moon" but I'm afraid the original source is the shit rag.

IT has been a while since NOEL GALLAGHER served up one of his razor-sharp verbal volleys.

But GARY NEVILLE is just the kind of comedy character to spark the full force of a Scud missile from the former OASIS hero.

Earlier this week Gary took the liberty of quoting Noel's classic track Fade Away on Twitter after Manchester United all but wrapped up the Premier League title.

He wrote: "'While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.' Not if you support United!"

Like little Gary playing the offside trap, it has gone pear-shaped.

Here is Manchester City fanatic Mr N Gallagher's response:

"I feel violated. If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply d(Red)ful while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and s*** in his manbag. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..."


Quote ... Gary Neville
Delivered like a NIGEL DE JONG tackle - with two feet just above the ankle.

So there you go Gary-boy, that's another stinger to add to the classic insult from yesteryear from your old City adversary.

The veteran Reds defender and former England misery-guts - who retired this season - once sent Noel a guitar to sign as a little birthday treat to himself.

It came back with the affectionate marker pen message: "Happy Birthday knobhead. MCFC x."

The beauty of Twitter is the fact Mr Neville has the chance to reply to Noel.

He's won every trophy possible at club level, but he'll get no silverware in this slagging match.
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[quote author=RolandG link=topic=45302.msg1331234#msg1331234 date=1305132451]
LOL, Noel is razor sharp. I hope he keeps going at Ratface!
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He's a wannabe John Lennon, I'm just suprised he hasn't married Yoko yet.....
 
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[quote author=RolandG link=topic=45302.msg1331234#msg1331234 date=1305132451]
LOL, Noel is razor sharp. I hope he keeps going at Ratface!
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He's a wannabe John Lennon, I'm just suprised he hasn't married Yoko yet.....
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Ha!
 
Gets better, look what he did to Rooney:

OASIS star and Blues fan Noel played a cheeky prank on the England ace by giving a guitar he was sent to sign for Roo's 22nd birthday a Man City makeover.
Guitarist Noel repainted the £2,000 Gibson in City colours with the lyrics to club anthem Blue Moon before sending it back to Wayne with the message "Happy birthday, Spongebob" scrawled on the face.
 
That's ace..

Imagine the the citeh v scum game next season when ratboy is working for sky sports and the guest is noel , gary would have to have a shave so noel wouldnt pull his bumfluff out ;D
 
[quote author=Asbo link=topic=45302.msg1331235#msg1331235 date=1305132809]
[quote author=RolandG link=topic=45302.msg1331234#msg1331234 date=1305132451]
LOL, Noel is razor sharp. I hope he keeps going at Ratface!
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He's a wannabe John Lennon, I'm just suprised he hasn't married Yoko yet.....
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No, that's Liam.

He slagged Ratboy off on FF the other week.

Gave Kenny respect, though.
 
I like that Noel is taking the piss on the scum player so publicly. Its gonna spice the derbies up a notch or two!
 
Am I giving Neville too much credit here, because that looks to me like quite a clever piss-take of City supporters.
 
[quote author=Boozer link=topic=45302.msg1331480#msg1331480 date=1305179129]
Am I giving Neville too much credit here, because that looks to me like quite a clever piss-take of City supporters.
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Definitely.

If the piece about the guitar is true then Neville is just being plainly stupid and asking for it.
 
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