Newcastle V Liverpool Match Thread

[FoxForceFive]

Blimey

Ha. I edited it!

 

[Skullflower]

Tekkers is a fucking stink bong

 

[FoxForceFive]

Tekkers is a fucking stink bong

He'll score today though.

 

[Skullflower]

Benteke isn't Carroll but he's more like Carroll than he is like Sturridge.

Yeah we get it. You're not racist.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck off with the stupid corners.

 

[Holle]

Lallana and Sturridge thank you please.

 

[Fabio]

Trying a cute corner

 

[DHSC]

Sneaky.

 

[willby]

Ibe with another delayed pass, 1 second too late

 

[Red Mullet]

Benteke isn't Carroll but he's more like Carroll than he is like Sturridge.

So, on a scale like this...

Sturridge _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Benteke _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Carroll

 

[Leo]

Newcastle are giving us corners on purpose.
Shrewd management from the Wally.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That was defo handball.

 

[Leo]

Lucas is a fucking pussy.
Totally shirked that 50/50

 

[FoxForceFive]

That was defo handball.

Twice he handballed it!

 

[keniget]

Newcastle are playing like they're expecting defeat. If we carry on like this they'll wake up and realize the game can be fought for.

 

[Fabio]

We're abysmally sloppy up top. Lallana really should have started

 

[Leo]

Lucas looks like a baby elephant on his feet.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck off Lovren. No need for that, had loads of time.

 

[moron]

Benteke looks like he's drunk!

He looks asleep.

 

[Holle]

Lucas is a fucking pussy.
Totally shirked that 50/50

As per.

He's doing it constantly.

 

[Molbystwin]

This is textbook jinxed shite game so far...

 

[Mystic]

*sigh* this is going exactly as feared.

 

[DHSC]

Firmino has done fuck all.

 

[Leo]

*sigh* this is going exactly as feared.

Shush you pussy it's the 33rd minute.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That yellow comes in handy.

 

[Skullflower]

Yeah, firminO is no fucking suarez that's for sure

 

[Hansern]

Lucas is having one of those games isnt he?
Like a newborn giraffee out there

 

[Leo]

Milner has been wank too.

 

[Skullflower]

Who'd take 4-0 at this point?

 

[Holle]

Has Lucas ever managed to get a forward pass to one of our players?