Mourinho vs Conte

[gkmacca]

Conte and Klopp are kindred spirits. They should team up to re-enact this routine, with Allardyce in the middle:

 

[manwithnoname]

Mourinho reckons it's not his fault and none of the argument is his fault.

Conte says he's not going to forget what a cunt Mourinho.

Mourinho' gone quiet.

I reckon he's shitting himself that Conte is going to fuck him up.

I hope Chelsea beat them when they play next and Conte whips on Wonderwall at high volume and stands by the dressing room door waiting on the cunt....

I very much doubt it

 

[Markeh]

The last time top 5 teams were in manegerial transition, Leicester won the league.

The time before that, we were a slip away from winning it.

If it happens this summer again, we need to be ready to capitalise and challenge City/Spurs (who will be in a new stadium again?).

Getting top 3 could be vital in getting prepped early (especially in a WC year).

Unfortunately City look like they're not going to struggle in the near future, good chance to cement the champions league for a couple of seasons.

 

[Woland]

I hate saying this about a Chelsea manager, but I have a steadily growing admiration for Conte.

I'd much rather, instead of the dementia comment he'd said something like 'The only thing I've fixed is the mess Maureen left me. They were getting relegated when he got fired and I won the league with the same side, so all his bullshit is down to petty jealousy.'

He had days to prepare. Maureen would have had an embolism.

 

[ibromurph]

I'd much rather, instead of the dementia comment he'd said something like 'The only thing I've fixed is the mess Maureen left me. They were getting relegated when he got fired and I won the league with the same side, so all his bullshit is down to petty jealousy.'

He had days to prepare. Maureen would have had an embolism.

.. That and a jibe about not paying his taxes.

 

[StevieM]

I very much doubt it

Next you'll be telling me there's no Santa Claus and Dreamie really isn't in my closet.

You heartless, fun sucking, bastard!!!!

I hope Cormac McCarthy never writes another book and they cast Daisy Ridley to play a new modern female Judge Dread.

 

[manwithnoname]

Next you'll be telling me there's no Santa Claus and Dreamie really isn't in my closet.

You heartless, fun sucking, bastard!!!!

I hope Cormac McCarthy never writes another book and they cast Daisy Ridley to play a new modern female Judge Dread.

Judge Dread.

You're doing this on purpose.

 

[StevieM]

Judge Dread.

You're doing this on purpose.

Yeah...

Should have gone with Cormac McKarthy as well....

 

[Atlas]

A lot of talk about Conte leaving in the summer

Can see Chelsea, arsenal and united all manager shopping sooner rather than later.

I was thinking about this (it might need it's own thread) but which top level managers are around and ready to take on that kind of challenge.
Arsenal have been linked with Ancelotti, but would he even take the role they will be left with a shell of a squad with a few players leaving.
I also wonder who will end up at Chelsea/United and if we can manage to capitalise on the potentially slower start

 

[Dreambeliever]

I was thinking about this (it might need it's own thread) but which top level managers are around and ready to take on that kind of challenge.
Arsenal have been linked with Ancelotti, but would he even take the role they will be left with a shell of a squad with a few players leaving.
I also wonder who will end up at Chelsea/United and if we can manage to capitalise on the potentially slower start

All the money is in England every manager will be queuing up to come

 

[Atlas]

All the money is in England every manager will be queuing up to come

Which ones are good though? I don't watch enough football to know about managers in other leagues.
Simeone will have had enough, especially once Griezmann signs for us
Tuchel was decent for a season or two at Dortmund and left
Luis Enrique what's he been doing since he left Barca
Zizou might need a new job after Madrid sack him when we beat them in the Champ league
?????

 

[Frogfish]

Chelsea have apparently lined up Juve's Allegri, who has supposedly agreed in principle.