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Lucas is the worst CM to ever play for Liverpool

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You think Lucas is a bad player Brendan? Well, that's certainly news to everyone.
 
today was one of his worst games in a long long time. Maybe Brendan's finally got to him and he's losing his confidence?
 
Or maybe he's just not good enough.

He is wank and we'll never win or even challenge for anything with him starting games for us
 
It's been done to death and an exaggeration, but yeah, he's not very good.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057510#msg1057510 date=1266771641]
i thought he was one of our better players today.
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You've overdone the POt Noodles and Wanking this weekend, because only a cretin would think that
 
I'm shocked at Brendans outburst on Lucas. It's taken me aback somewhat. Next thing he'll be telling us we've a team of slow players and making wild accusations about Insua being shit. What's the world coming to ?
 
Masch and Lucas were two of our better players today, everyone playing in the final third was pants. But yes, intuitive post.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38988.msg1057540#msg1057540 date=1266772350]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057510#msg1057510 date=1266771641]
i thought he was one of our better players today.
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You've overdone the POt Noodles and Wanking this weekend, because only a cretin would think that
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he kept the team flowing.
 
I'm not going to be goaded into defending Lucas, as I think he's pretty rubbish and would rather he didn't play for us. But I've got to say that the worst thing about that game was reading Brendan's boring, pointless, almost autistic posts about him.

Please someone find Brendan another bone to gnaw at because his teeth are going blunt on this one.
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057570#msg1057570 date=1266773595]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38988.msg1057540#msg1057540 date=1266772350]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057510#msg1057510 date=1266771641]
i thought he was one of our better players today.
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You've overdone the POt Noodles and Wanking this weekend, because only a cretin would think that
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he kept the team flowing.
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I hope you're just winding Brendan up. Because if you're being serious, I'm kind of shocked. 'Flowing'?
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057570#msg1057570 date=1266773595]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38988.msg1057540#msg1057540 date=1266772350]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057510#msg1057510 date=1266771641]
i thought he was one of our better players today.
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You've overdone the POt Noodles and Wanking this weekend, because only a cretin would think that
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he kept the team flowing.
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Lucas is very adept at slowly shuffling the ball 5-10yards, often passing instantly back to the player he received it from, advancing the play not... one... iota.
 
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[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057570#msg1057570 date=1266773595]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38988.msg1057540#msg1057540 date=1266772350]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057510#msg1057510 date=1266771641]
i thought he was one of our better players today.
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You've overdone the POt Noodles and Wanking this weekend, because only a cretin would think that
[/quote]

he kept the team flowing.
[/quote]

I hope you're just winding Brendan up. Because if you're being serious, I'm kind of shocked. 'Flowing'?
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🙂
 
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057570#msg1057570 date=1266773595]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38988.msg1057540#msg1057540 date=1266772350]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=38988.msg1057510#msg1057510 date=1266771641]
i thought he was one of our better players today.
[/quote]

You've overdone the POt Noodles and Wanking this weekend, because only a cretin would think that
[/quote]

he kept the team flowing.
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flowing backwards and sideways to the nearest player next to
 
I feel a bit sorry for Brendan. I'd hate to feel the way about any Liverpool player the way he does about half the team.
I don't rate Lucas and N'gog all that highly but I don't hate them.
Sad times.
 
Yeah, if only I could be as objective, even-tempered and relaxed about players as Oncey.

I mean, how embarassing would it be to call Alonso 'a slow useless cunt who should fuck off immediately' or something like that

The only thing that could make it worse is if every player I'd ever slagged had been ace, and every player I've rated massively has been utterly dogshit

That would deffo be worse
 
Well I don't know about anyone else but I'm still amazed that our £18m defensive midfielder still can't pass and manages to get booked in EVERY fucking game he plays in.

And Brendan, change the fucking record.
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=38988.msg1057617#msg1057617 date=1266779399]
Well I don't know about anyone else but I'm still amazed that our £18m defensive midfielder still can't pass and manages to get booked in EVERY fucking game he plays in.

And Brendan, change the fucking record.
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Is that his job Mark? Is Masch's job to pass and create plays? Can anyone on our team do what he does at the level he does it?

And wrt your last sentence, Babel ... Crouch ... We all do it ...
 
It doesn't work like that Wiz, this isn't american Football.


EVERYONE on that pitch needs to be able to competently kick a football for the team to function.
 
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=38988.msg1057622#msg1057622 date=1266779680]
It doesn't work like that Wiz, this isn't american Football.


EVERYONE on that pitch needs to be able to competently kick a football for the team to function.

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thanks for that HC, i thought it was american foosball ... my bad.

Masch passes the ball competently - if he wasn't relied upon to pass b/c Lucas can't, or Gerrard isn't pushed into CM, he wouldn't be looking this bad.
 
I think its time for a:

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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38988.msg1057615#msg1057615 date=1266779245]
Yeah, if only I could be as objective, even-tempered and relaxed about players as Oncey.

I mean, how embarassing would it be to call Alonso 'a slow useless cunt who should fuck off immediately' or something like that

The only thing that could make it worse is if every player I'd ever slagged had been ace, and every player I've rated massively has been utterly dogshit

That would deffo be worse
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I posted a while ago about Liverpool signing an experienced attacking player who could act as a catalyst in the team; create chances out of nothing, inspire the players around him, offer us more moments of genius.
Robbie Keane fits the bill.
I'd be delighted and surprised if we signed him.

You actually posted that.
 
Good find Ross, and although Brendan is being a quacking fucktard about Lucas, Insua & slow players, I think MOST posters on here were happy to be linked with Keane and then signing him. I know that you hate, well maybe not hate, but were against us getting him and subsequently what transpired with Keane backs your point up but at the time of Bren's post most on here would have felt the same.

Bren, why the fuck are going on and on about Lucas and Insua. We all know your stance, why do you keep repeating yourself? Support your fucking team man.
 
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