Where is the Lucas? Is he wearing a bib? Anyone on bin duty with a camera to see if he's clearing out his locker?
Alone with that other bloke ?Has been told to train alone after rejecting Galatasaray move.
He's only there to make sure that Lucas doesn't attempt to train with anyone else.Alone with that other bloke ?
Alone with that other bloke ?
He's not clearing it out, he's just moving eveything in the locker aimlessly from one side to the other and back again.
I'm so glad I never got my hopes up in this thread, he's never leaving because nobody wants him.James Pearce reckons he's staying for now
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...lucas-stay-liverpool-until-defensive-11703582
I don't mind him so much he has become part of the furniture,I'm so glad I never got my hopes up in this thread, he's never leaving because nobody wants him.
Lucas is like one of those stains you get on your new clothes after a night out, You know those ones only you see. No matter what you do to try and shift it, it just won't go. You eventually accept it is there, however it does your head in knowing it is there so you don't wear the clothes for best anymore, but they do have their occasional good uses..
I'm so glad I never got my hopes up in this thread, he's never leaving because nobody wants him.
9 Fucking years of it! I don't want to hate him because he doesn't pick the team, he doesn't dictate transfer policy, he's a good guy who does lots of work in the community etc BUT if someone told me 7 years ago that I'd still be watching him in a LFC shirt all these years later I'd have topped myself.It's so fucking depressing. Fucking Lucas.
Lucas is like one of those stains you get on your new clothes after a night out, You know those ones only you see. No matter what you do to try and shift it, it just won't go. You eventually accept it is there, however it does your head in knowing it is there so you don't wear the clothes for best anymore, but they do have their occasional good uses..
In the summer when transfer fees went mad , we can't even give Lucas away
Out of contract next summer. Surely it cant go wrong then??!
Out of contract next summer. Surely it cant go wrong then??!
I hope there's a DVD!
"Lucas - An Entire Decade Of Shite"
Although highlights of his Liverpool career will at least ensure it's not a very long DVD. Certainly won't require two discs, unless one is footage of him falling over, fouling people and passing to the opposition
This will be the opening sequence from the DVD;
Lucas ahead of Lallana & Henderson on duels won and passing accuracy....? Surprising.
So, he didn't even give away two fouls a game last season in the PL.
83.5% passing accuracy in the PL, 79.6% in the opposition half.
Aerial duels won 62 out of 105, 59%.
Yeah, he is shit and the stats is imagined up by the club.