Losing It

[Buddha]

I watched the Norwich game with my daughter's (5) princess ring on my finger. She'd jammed it on just before the game started, somehow forcing it over the knuckle, and my finger immediately turned a shade of purple.

Of course, Sterling scored almost immediately so I couldn't take it off for the rest of the game. I had to cut it off seconds after the final whistle. The swelling has just gone down by tonight.

Still, I made sure we won again.

 

[Judge Jules]

Just make sure you find another and do the same thing for every game between now and the end of the season, there's a good chap. 😛

 

[FoxForceFive]

Just make sure you find another and do the same thing for every game between now and the end of the season, there's a good chap. 😛

I was gonna say that too!

 

[SummerOnions]

You've all lost it like mourinho

 

[doctor_mac]

You've all lost it like mourinho

If we'd lost it like Maureen we'd be feigning 'losing it' as part of a scheme to simultaneously devolve ourselves from blame, and ensure we get maximum credit for anything that goes right, whilst also making our wives wear a mask of our own face when we shag them.

 

[SummerOnions]

If we'd lost it like Maureen we'd be feigning 'losing it' as part of a scheme to simultaneously devolve ourselves from blame, and ensure we get maximum credit for anything that goes right, whilst also making our wives wear a mask of our own face when we shag them.

isn't that what woland does for a living?