Liverpool V Sunderland Match Thread

[Farkmaster]

We are restricted to playing percentages. Hopeful crosses, cutbacks and shots from distance.

None of these guys can beat a player, no one has a bit of magic or killer instinct.

Same thing every game we play. At we're consistent I suppose.

See, I think we get ourselves into positions where decent attacking passes at the correct times would result in high percentage chances, and we fuck them up.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

At least we've got the suspense over the walk out to look forward to.

 

[gene hughes]

At least we've got the suspense over the walk out to look forward to.

Yea. Quite looking forward to seeing what happens.

 

[keniget]

See, I think we get ourselves into positions where decent attacking passes at the correct times would result in high percentage chances, and we fuck them up.

Yeah, there is some of that too but usually it's more in the approach play.

 

[DHSC]

We had 82% possession!

 

[DHSC]

What happens if a penalty is awarded in the 76 min?

 

[Red Mullet]

My fried egg sandwich is more interesting than that half.

 

[white-sox]

What happens if a penalty is awarded in the 76 min?

Everyone has a minute to watch it, then get the hell out of there!

 

[Molbystwin]

This may be one of the shittest games I've ever seen

 

[DHSC]

They'll probably put Sturridge on in the 76 minute.

 

[Molbystwin]

The trouble is after so long of waiting for the cunt nobody is that keen that Sturridge comes on and saves the day anymore...

 

[DHSC]

No fucking body in the box.

 

[SummerOnions]

Even our balls across the box are shit

 

[Red Mullet]

Better from Firmino, need more of that from, well, everyone.

 

[DHSC]

Fuck off Henderson.

 

[Modo]

My God what happened to Henderson?

 

[ILD]

Ibe is doing well since he came on. Henderson is having a shocker. He's like a malfunctioning robot out there.

 

[SummerOnions]

Anyone remember when some of these players used to be good?

 

[ILD]

Firmino is trying to create chances on his own. Encouraging from him.

 

[willby]

😴

 

[SummerOnions]

This is one of these games we'll lose

 

[Mystic]

To be fair, the only place Henderson could cross that was the far post as no one was in the box, yet again.

 

[DHSC]

Mignolet you fucking dick.

 

[Red Mullet]

Roberto!!!

 

[DHSC]

FINALLY FIRMINO!

Great cross from Milner.

 

[SummerOnions]

Yeeers

 

[Judge Jules]

FIRMINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Good play from Milner too.

 

[keniget]

We scored a goal!

 

[gene hughes]

Good for Firmino. He deserves that.

 

[Molbystwin]

Shit shit game... But that was a cracker!