Liverpool V Sunderland Match Thread

[ILD]

Milner is trying to make some decent forward passes. Everyone else is playing it safe and shunting it back where it came from. This is dire.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

70 quid to watch this shite.

 

[keniget]

I wonder if the players are as bored as we are.

 

[ILD]

It's the footballing equivalent of painting by numbers. It's all so predictable from us.

 

[Fabio]

I wonder if the players are as bored as we are.

Well Henderson looks asleep

 

[Red Mullet]

70 quid to watch this shite.

Woohoo, you got 7 quid refund.

 

[gene hughes]

I reckon there's a lot of fans that wish they could protest lower ticket prices.

 

[SummerOnions]

I wish Firmino would play the ball first time instead of slowing it down so much

 

[Fabio]

Jesus ripped them apart then

Hendo with the poor touch and the chance is gone

 

[gene hughes]

We're almost comical at times.

 

[willby]

An Insipid affair so far.

 

[ILD]

Lallana and Allen combine to get us in behind their defense. Henderson makes a mess of it and chance gone.

 

[Markeh]

Dung from Henderson

 

[gene hughes]

Allen is the best player out there so far.

 

[Tinto]

Our players are soooo slow.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Even the stream I was watching on has fallen asleep

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

"If you're not happy with the quality of our product we will happily arrange a refund".

That's normal consumer practice isn't it?

 

[Fabio]

Firmino with a decent effort from range

 

[DHSC]

Good effort from Firmino.

 

[Fabio]

"If you're not happy with the quality of our product we will happily arrange a refund".

That's normal consumer practice isn't it?

I don't think we can return benteke, it's passed the 28 day grace period

 

[DHSC]

USE YOUR FEET MORENO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Red Mullet]

I don't think we can return benteke, it's passed the 28 day grace period

Yes, but it was broke before we got it.

 

[keniget]

We are restricted to playing percentages. Hopeful crosses, cutbacks and shots from distance.

None of these guys can beat a player, no one has a bit of magic or killer instinct.

Same thing every game we play. At we're consistent I suppose.

 

[gene hughes]

There goes our star player.

 

[DHSC]

Even the players are walking out now.

 

[peekay]

We are restricted to playing percentages. Hopeful crosses, cutbacks and shots from distance.

None of these guys can beat a player, no one has a bit of magic or killer instinct.

Same thing every game we play. At we're consistent I suppose.

As much as I was against Benteke signing, if we are playing percentage football - we should play benteke up front.

 

[Red Mullet]

What happened to Jesus?

 

[gene hughes]

We used to laugh at Allen because he always passed sideways. Now we love him because he can pass sideways.

 

[gene hughes]

45 minutes of watching a fingerless man trying to undo a cheap bra.

 

[keniget]

Woohoo, 15min break.