Liverpool related transfer speculation

[Frogfish]

Harvey Elliot has better stats than this guy playing in a much harder league. This isn't the player we need at all.

What you're missing is that he's not an LFC player - that immediately elevates him in the eyes of certain SCM posters !

 

[Frogfish]

You’ll eagerly be waiting for Fabrizio Ramono tweeting “Here we go”

Very quickly followed by "and it's over folks' 😢

 

[Modo]

Guys I think I figured it out.
Trent goes to Madrid.
Signs a 4 year contract.

Comes back to Liverpool for free and brings Bellers with him, who coincidentally is also out of a contract in 2029.

3D motherfucking chess.

We win the quadruple (third time).
Amazon produces a documentary called "Trent's redemption". We all rejoice and Trent's mural is restored.

The story is then sold to Warner brothers, but they turn into a story about young gay love.
In one scene Trent is topless while playing "Hey Jude" on the piano in their shared home.

 

[bluebell]

@King Binny 1st mentioned him, I have mentioned him a few times after. Maxim De Cuyper must be on club's list of possible LB

View: https://x.com/DataMB_/status/1797300476448260545

Candidates for LB
1. Jorrel Hato - 18, can play LB and CB would cost about £40m
2. Maxim De Cuyper, 23, best wingback in Belgium
3. Tyrick Mitchell, 25 solid defender would be the cheapest of the 3 with contract end in 2025

 

[Brizzle]

Guys I think I figured it out.
Trent goes to Madrid.
Signs a 4 year contract.

Comes back to Liverpool for free and brings Bellers with him, who coincidentally is also out of a contract in 2029.

3D motherfucking chess.

We win the quadruple (third time).
Amazon produces a documentary called "Trent's redemption". We all rejoice and Trent's mural is restored.

The story is then sold to Warner brothers, but they turn into a story about young gay love.
In one scene Trent is topless while playing "Hey Jude" on the piano in their shared home.

Hate to break it to you but

A) 3D chess is still just chess
B) it is still too advanced for Trent

 

[StevieM]

& what have you got right?

Ana da Armas for a start.

 

[Hansern]

Guys I think I figured it out.
Trent goes to Madrid.
Signs a 4 year contract.

Comes back to Liverpool for free and brings Bellers with him, who coincidentally is also out of a contract in 2029.

3D motherfucking chess.

We win the quadruple (third time).
Amazon produces a documentary called "Trent's redemption". We all rejoice and Trent's mural is restored.

The story is then sold to Warner brothers, but they turn into a story about young gay love.
In one scene Trent is topless while playing "Hey Jude" on the piano in their shared home.

I actually dont want Bellingham at all, ever.

 

[MomoWASright]

mate she’s fucking disgusting, you got any pictures so i can purge my dinner?

Fizz from Corrie is fucking disgusting. That’s where you start entering 4/10 territory.

Can momo do better than Jennifer Laurence? I don't know the man.

Momo would’ve had the ancient Greeks offering him 6 slaves and 14 horses for the privilege of carving him into marble.

Whilst Momo only dines at the 10/10 table he recognises the true scale of beauty. Unlike you savages with ideas of grandeur.

 

[Woland]

Is 'best left back in Belgium' the new 'fittest barmaid in wetherspoons' ?

 

[Hyena]

Is 'best left back in Belgium' the new 'fittest barmaid in wetherspoons' ?

Some players are just best left back in Belgium

 

[bluebell]

Is 'best left back in Belgium' the new 'fittest barmaid in wetherspoons' ?

When daddy only gives you an allowance for a beer, chips and a burger for two, you aren't gonna pick up someone from Mayfair are you? If the girl in the bar is hot and is happy to go for happy meal, choose her.

 

[Athens]

Fizz from Corrie is fucking disgusting. That’s where you start entering 4/10 territory.

Momo would’ve had the ancient Greeks offering him 6 slaves and 14 horses for the privilege of carving him into marble.

Whilst Momo only dines at the 10/10 table he recognises the true scale of beauty. Unlike you savages with ideas of grandeur.

I'm starting to wonder about the levels of comprehension in SCM.

I didn't say the Italian's wife was brutal, just that she wasn't the standard you'd expect from an Italian professional footballer. She'd still get it, of course. She'd probably be surprised at my level of match fitness compared to her so called professional fella.

 

[MomoWASright]

I'm starting to wonder about the levels of comprehension in SCM.

I didn't say the Italian's wife was brutal, just that she wasn't the standard you'd expect from an Italian professional footballer. She'd still get it, of course. She'd probably be surprised at my level of match fitness compared to her so called professional fella.

I absolutely agree with this.

 

[Hansern]

Yeah, I dont want us to go back in for him. Move on.

Zubimendi on what the deciding factor was in his decision:

“I looked at my personal progression, who I am, and the club’s project... I stayed because I knew this season would be important for me in the team, and I still had steps to take. It wasn’t that hard of a decision.”

“I went on vacation, and it caught me by surprise. It wasn’t something I had planned. I reacted when the situation arose. It was an uncomfortable time for me… but I weighed the pros/cons… and concluded that the best option was to stay.”

 

[Modo]

Yeah, I dont want us to go back in for him. Move on.

Zubimendi on what the deciding factor was in his decision:

“I looked at my personal progression, who I am, and the club’s project... I stayed because I knew this season would be important for me in the team, and I still had steps to take. It wasn’t that hard of a decision.”

“I went on vacation, and it caught me by surprise. It wasn’t something I had planned. I reacted when the situation arose. It was an uncomfortable time for me… but I weighed the pros/cons… and concluded that the best option was to stay.”

Who do you want?
Timber?