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Liverpool related transfer speculation

Guys I think I figured it out.
Trent goes to Madrid.
Signs a 4 year contract.

Comes back to Liverpool for free and brings Bellers with him, who coincidentally is also out of a contract in 2029.

3D motherfucking chess.

We win the quadruple (third time).
Amazon produces a documentary called "Trent's redemption". We all rejoice and Trent's mural is restored.

The story is then sold to Warner brothers, but they turn it into a story about young gay love.
In one scene Trent is topless while playing "Hey Jude" on the piano in their shared home.
 
Guys I think I figured it out.
Trent goes to Madrid.
Signs a 4 year contract.

Comes back to Liverpool for free and brings Bellers with him, who coincidentally is also out of a contract in 2029.

3D motherfucking chess.

We win the quadruple (third time).
Amazon produces a documentary called "Trent's redemption". We all rejoice and Trent's mural is restored.

The story is then sold to Warner brothers, but they turn into a story about young gay love.
In one scene Trent is topless while playing "Hey Jude" on the piano in their shared home.

Hate to break it to you but

A) 3D chess is still just chess
B) it is still too advanced for Trent
 
Guys I think I figured it out.
Trent goes to Madrid.
Signs a 4 year contract.

Comes back to Liverpool for free and brings Bellers with him, who coincidentally is also out of a contract in 2029.

3D motherfucking chess.

We win the quadruple (third time).
Amazon produces a documentary called "Trent's redemption". We all rejoice and Trent's mural is restored.

The story is then sold to Warner brothers, but they turn into a story about young gay love.
In one scene Trent is topless while playing "Hey Jude" on the piano in their shared home.

I actually dont want Bellingham at all, ever.
 
mate she’s fucking disgusting, you got any pictures so i can purge my dinner?
Fizz from Corrie is fucking disgusting. That’s where you start entering 4/10 territory.
Can momo do better than Jennifer Laurence? I don't know the man.
Momo would’ve had the ancient Greeks offering him 6 slaves and 14 horses for the privilege of carving him into marble.

Whilst Momo only dines at the 10/10 table he recognises the true scale of beauty. Unlike you savages with ideas of grandeur.
 
Is 'best left back in Belgium' the new 'fittest barmaid in wetherspoons' ?
When daddy only gives you an allowance for a beer, chips and a burger for two, you aren't gonna pick up someone from Mayfair are you? If the girl in the bar is hot and is happy to go for happy meal, choose her.
 
Fizz from Corrie is fucking disgusting. That’s where you start entering 4/10 territory.

Momo would’ve had the ancient Greeks offering him 6 slaves and 14 horses for the privilege of carving him into marble.

Whilst Momo only dines at the 10/10 table he recognises the true scale of beauty. Unlike you savages with ideas of grandeur.
I'm starting to wonder about the levels of comprehension in SCM.

I didn't say the Italian's wife was brutal, just that she wasn't the standard you'd expect from an Italian professional footballer. She'd still get it, of course. She'd probably be surprised at my level of match fitness compared to her so called professional fella.
 
I'm starting to wonder about the levels of comprehension in SCM.

I didn't say the Italian's wife was brutal, just that she wasn't the standard you'd expect from an Italian professional footballer. She'd still get it, of course. She'd probably be surprised at my level of match fitness compared to her so called professional fella.
I absolutely agree with this.
 
Yeah, I dont want us to go back in for him. Move on.

Zubimendi on what the deciding factor was in his decision:

“I looked at my personal progression, who I am, and the club’s project... I stayed because I knew this season would be important for me in the team, and I still had steps to take. It wasn’t that hard of a decision.”

“I went on vacation, and it caught me by surprise. It wasn’t something I had planned. I reacted when the situation arose. It was an uncomfortable time for me… but I weighed the pros/cons… and concluded that the best option was to stay.”
 
Yeah, I dont want us to go back in for him. Move on.

Zubimendi on what the deciding factor was in his decision:

“I looked at my personal progression, who I am, and the club’s project... I stayed because I knew this season would be important for me in the team, and I still had steps to take. It wasn’t that hard of a decision.”

“I went on vacation, and it caught me by surprise. It wasn’t something I had planned. I reacted when the situation arose. It was an uncomfortable time for me… but I weighed the pros/cons… and concluded that the best option was to stay.”
Who do you want?
Timber?
 
I do! Zubimendi is class, but because he is all about his home town so much, there is a good chance this will plague him mentally. Timbers and Grav will make a great partnership.
Well Slot would know. Gravy would welcome it, since they're good mates.
What worries me is that Slot didn't choose to bring him with him and instead went for someone like Zubi.
 
Today I learnt that Jurrien and Quinten Timber are not just brothers, but identical twins

Think Jurrien has always been seen as the better one though
 
Nurture innit. I remember people used to say that Steve MaMahon's bro was better than him all the way through until pints and cigs were available. Think he was called John and had a lower league career.

I found it hard to believe anyone was better than Steve Mcmahon at the time
 
Well Slot would know. Gravy would welcome it, since they're good mates.
What worries me is that Slot didn't choose to bring him with him and instead went for someone like Zubi.
under the new structure, Hughes and Ward ultimately decide, Slot had a lot of work on, assessing the current assets was more key to him. Now he has time to assess them he can give his input of which players he wants
 
i still would like to see zubi play for us but he’s giving off gross timo werner vibes with all this nonsense which are almost ruining the mood.
 
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Not just that, he's a DM in the Endo mould. The win ball, pass it sideways type.
Not Slot's type.
I think you’re mistaken – I generally don’t like DMs of that type and he’s certainly not that. He has an all-around skill set, can play box-to-box or even as AM, he takes set pieces for his team, which partially explains why his key pass metrics are so high (significantly higher than Gravvy and Zubimendi), but his progressive passes stats are also on an excellent level, which shows the key pass metric is not an outlier. He is also much faster and covers more ground than Endo. And he is a good ball-striker, even scored from the half-way line last season. For me he’s like a Caicedo with higher offensive potential. I think he’s a future star midfielder for someone.


View: https://youtu.be/zXF52nqY0Ow?si=IeZV8o8NNyHgzl_V


View: https://x.com/Ben_Mattinson_/status/1866871454324900119
 
Not just that, he's a DM in the Endo mould. The win ball, pass it sideways type.
Not Slot's type.

Is he?

I haven't seen much of him but he seems more of an all rounder, like an Enzo, Tchouameni or Kante.

He's a clear Baleba alternative.
 
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