Let's all laugh at James Perch

[dmishra]

For going down like a sack a'la Rivaldo.

Head butt? More like a fucking nose rub.

Though Reina was an idiot to do that, esp with a ref like Atkinson around.

 

[Athens]

I don't think we're in the position to laugh at anyone.

Unless it's Accrington Stanley.

 

[Fabio]

I would have gone down too.

They're our rivals for 6th (or higher), they had a chance to weaken us and they took it.

 

[dmishra]

The season in the league is over. Might as well see the funny side of things now.

To be honest, I found the last 10 mins absolutely hilarious. Especially when Enrique took up the gloves. Was actually willing them to shoot so that I could see Enrique make a save. Am past depression and frustration now.

And James Perch is a pussy.

 

[dmishra]

I would have gone down too.

They're our rivals for 6th (or higher), they had a chance to weaken us and they took it.

Why aren't there suspensions for this kind of shit? Though I suspect Suarez would be permanently suspended if that were the case. But that was worse than any theatrics Suarez has pulled off yet.

 

[Fabio]

The season in the league is over. Might as well see the funny side of things now.

To be honest, I found the last 10 mins absolutely hilarious. Especially when Enrique took up the gloves. Was actually willing them to shoot so that I could see Enrique make a save. Am past depression and frustration now.

And James Perch is a pussy.

Lol, fair enough!

 

[dmishra]

Why Enrique though? I'd have thought it would've been Suarez!

 

[Ryan]

I thought his tackles in quick succession in the first half on Suarez and then Gerrard were needlessly over the top, and his subsequent walk away looked crass and arrogant. In short, I thought to myself 'who's this fucking cock?'

Then he did that dive.

Reina was a fucking idiot for what he did. But mark my words, that kid will go on to become one of the game's great wankstains. He looks and acts like a cunt.

 

[Woland]

I don't think we're in the position to laugh at anyone.

Unless it's Accrington Stanley.

They won on Saturday.

 

[Mystic]

Ryans nailed this one, he's a fucking scumbag, and im sure the camera angels show there was no contact, not that it makes a difference. I'd have been happy for Reina to take off one of his gloves and lamp the cunt to be honest.

 

[Athens]

They won on Saturday.

So that means that only team we can laugh at is Rangers.

 

[Oncy]

Andy Carroll is even more of a cunt. Round the keeper, through on an open goal and dives. It could only have been to try and get the keeper sent off, as he could have rolled the ball into an empty net for 1-0.

 

[Athens]

Did someone post a photo of the incident in another thread and it looked like contact was definitely made or was I imagining that?

 

[Tal]

Did someone post a photo of the incident in another thread and it looked like contact was definitely made or was I imagining that?

They did. And there was contact between Reina's forehead and Perch's nose. Regardless of the amount of force involved, butting your head into an opponents face is a red card offence so Reina rightly got a red card.

Plenty of pics of the contact if you Google it.

 

[Richey]

Perch made the most of it but Reina gave him the opportunity to do so, so he can't have any complaints about it.

Ryan is correct though. Perch will eventually become known as a total cunt

 

[Athens]

Or a Pike-y bastard. Boom boom fish.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Whether there was actual contact between them or not, Reina was stupid to motion at all towards him, and can't complain about the red card. I don't really blame him, he's just showing the same frustrations that we see on here. It's all just turning in a bit of a joke. But I'm not laughing.

 

[dmishra]

Did someone post a photo of the incident in another thread and it looked like contact was definitely made or was I imagining that?

There was some contact, but it was more like 'here, why don't you rub your nose against my bald head and feel its smoothness'.

I know football fans' reaction to cunts is to boo them, but I reckon when Perch comes to Anfield next, the Kop should stand up and point at him, and start laughing. That'll learn him.

 

[FoxForceFive]

They did. And there was contact between Reina's forehead and Perch's nose. Regardless of the amount of force involved, butting your head into an opponents face is a red card offence so Reina rightly got a red card.

Plenty of pics of the contact if you Google it.

Maybe Pepe's been in Liverpool too long, that's how scallies fight's often start here, heads butting into one another pushing the other, a bit like you see rams do. It's pathetic.

 

[Fox]

90% of pro footballers would have gone down the same, this is the modern footballer.

Diving, pretending to be injured - I am getting fed up with the game to be honest

 

[Oncy]

90% of pro footballers would have gone down the same, this is the modern footballer.

Diving, pretending to be injured - I am getting fed up with the game to be honest

Innit though.
I dont think any set of fans with Suarez in their team should be getting all fucking precious about Perch.
Fuck em all.

 

[jan]

I thought his tackles in quick succession in the first half on Suarez and then Gerrard were needlessly over the top, and his subsequent walk away looked crass and arrogant. In short, I thought to myself 'who's this fucking cock?'

Then he did that dive.

Reina was a fucking idiot for what he did. But mark my words, that kid will go on to become one of the game's great wankstains. He looks and acts like a cunt.

That was exactly what I was thinking, regarding his tackles in the first half.

Also, found this on wiki:

Perch made his debut for the Nottingham Forest reserves in 2001. He scored two goals and almost scored a hat-trick when he went through on goal and forced Newcastle United goalkeeper James Pickering into a great save. Perch's game went sour when he was sent off for violent conduct for seemingly head-butting Sacha Stephenson, which resulted in a brawl between Forest defender Richard Woodward and Newcastle striker Tim Ivil. Referee Tanzil Aslam later endorsed the red card being rescinded after being shown video evidence.

Looks like he learned something from it.

 

[Mistadobalina]

I just hope Perch is ok. Pepe looked like he was going to have a quiet word with him after the game.

 

[Sunny]

Pepe was stupid but frustration boiling over which anyone on here should be able to understand. Perch went down completely theatrically but they all do it these days. it's fucking embarrassing for football as a whole.

 

[Squiggles]

I'm too busy laughing at Andy Carroll and Pepe Reina to really give a shit about James Perch.

What a shambles.

 

[dmishra]

Andy Carroll makes me cry, not laugh.

Pepe made me want to slap him yesterday, not laugh.

Perch though, made me want to put a shirt on him that reads that 'I'm a bellend', and watch the whole world point and laugh at him.

Oh, and Enrique in gloves made me laugh a lot.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

Did i just see that police are investigating alleged racist twitter abuse at Perch ?

 

[Sunny]

Did i just see that police are investigating alleged racist twitter abuse at Perch ?

Fuckin el Luis.....

 

[Sunny]

Did i just see that police are investigating alleged racist twitter abuse at Perch ?

I know that Northern Welsh monkey sign making bloke is getting charged. He's should be getting charged with offensive use of an arran cardie too.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

A police investigation has begun after another Premier League footballer was allegedly racially abused on Twitter. Officers were contacted when Newcastle United's James Perch was targeted on Sunday after a clash with Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina ended with the Spaniard receiving a red card during his side's 2-0 loss.
A Twitter user, believed to be a 17-year-old Liverpool fan who works at a supermarket, tweeted: "I want to punch perch in his nigger head!" The tweet ended by calling the Newcastle defender a 'cunt'.
Other Twitter users immediately rounded on the abuser, telling him police would be informed, and reminding the writer about what happened to student Liam Stacey, who was jailed for abusing the Bolton player Fabrice Muamba. Stacey, 21, was jailed for 56 days after he admitted inciting racial hatred over remarks about the midfielder, who at the time was critically ill following his collapse during a FA Cup tie against Tottenham Hotspur.
A call about the abuse Perch received was made to Northumbria police but because the complainant was from County Durham, officers from that force will take up the issue. A police spokesman said: "Northumbria police contacted us yesterday afternoon after a member of the public complained about allegedly racist comments posted on Twitter. As the complainant lives in County Durham the matter was referred to Durham Constabulary and an appointment has been made for an officer to visit them and take further details."
Last month a student who abused football pundit Stan Collymore was ordered to carry out 240 hours unpaid work. Joshua Cryer, 21, from Jesmond, Newcastle, had set out to provoke a reaction from the former Liverpool and Aston Villa striker and used a racial insult, Newcastle magistrates heard.