What I don't get is why for the most part (perhaps Zidane being the notable exception in recent times) when footballers decide to lose it, they never really go for it.
I mean, for fucks sake - you know you're getting sent off, you know as you're doing it that it's a red card, make it fucking count and break the cunt's nose or summink, just fucking launch your studs into their nuts and lift off the ground good and proper - if you're gonna do it, then fucking do it, none of this stoopid pussy shite.
You might as well give them a limp-wristed slap on the arm and go "Oooooooh stop it, you're so nasty"