Jurgen Klopp

[Squiggles]

Always liked Gary Monk

 

[Rosco]

We can have Pep Guardiola then surely?

 

[mark1975]

Apparently he has some strange habits though.

At least he's not on his second marriage, like that monster, Klopp.

 

[jan]

We can have Pep Guardiola then surely?

Klopp to Bayern, Pep to the chavs, Rodgers to Sunderland and Dick Advocaat to us surely

 

[cloggypop]

We can have Pep Guardiola then surely?

Fuck that. He plays 3 at the back.

 

[Rosco]

Klopp to Bayern, Pep to the chavs, Rodgers to Sunderland and Dick Advocaat to us surely

Another dick managing the club is not what we need

 

[Silver Sean]

Long time poster on rawk.

Quote:
Mate who works at LFCTV doing prep around Klopp today. Says word in the office is it's essentially a done deal.

He means doing prep ON Klopp. Not around. Wanker.

 

[cloggypop]

SSNews saying Klopp is first choice but we've also been in touch with Ancelotti. No mention of Eddie Howe as yet.

 

[Rosco]

SSNews saying Klopp is first choice but we've also been in touch with Ancelotti. No mention of Eddie Howe as yet.

They are clearly helping with the smokescreen

 

[cloggypop]

It's Sky Sources and everything.

 

[Rosco]

It's Sky Sources and everything.

I always take that to mean - 'the general consensus of the bookmakers and twitter'

 

[6TimesaRed]

Long time poster on rawk.

Quote:
Mate who works at LFCTV doing prep around Klopp today. Says word in the office is it's essentially a done deal.

Good... Klopp is everything Rodgers wanted to be..

We have had the cheap fake chancer option, now we are getting the real thing..

Rodgers was like the knock off version of Klopp, you know like those fake items you can buy from Turkey ??

They look the real deal when you buy them, but months later the lack of quality begins to tell..

Like my wife says, you buy cheap you buy twice..

 

[Rosco]

I wonder what you'll be saying in three years time.

You've got to be insane to think a manager change is going to make us win the league.

 

[Jerry Laser]

Always liked Gary Monk

That sounds wrong

 

[Markeh]

Good... Klopp is everything Rodgers wanted to be..

We have had the cheap fake chancer option, now we are getting the real thing..

Rodgers was like the knock off version of Klopp, you know like those fake items you can buy from Turkey ??

They look the real deal when you buy them, but months later the lack of quality begins to tell..

Like my wife says, you buy cheap you buy twice..

you seem very sure of all this

 

[6TimesaRed]

I wonder what you'll be saying in three years time.

You've got to be insane to think a manager change is going to make us win the league.

where did I say that ??

It is goIng to take a lot more than Klopp for us to win the league..

But having a high profile manager with the experience to back it up in place is a good start..

 

[Lippy]

Good... Klopp is everything Rodgers wanted to be..

We have had the cheap fake chancer option, now we are getting the real thing..

Rodgers was like the knock off version of Klopp, you know like those fake items you can buy from Turkey ??

They look the real deal when you buy them, but months later the lack of quality begins to tell..

Like my wife says, you buy cheap you buy twice..

You've had your say on Rodgers Jono. He's gone now so perhaps it's time to turn it in with the chancer bollocks you're fucking boring the life outta people.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Any links to Bruce Arena yet?

 

[gkmacca]

Always liked Gary Monk

That sounds wrong

It's spelt wrong, too.

 

[ILD]

Any links to Bruce Arena yet?

He should buy himself some shitty football club and called the stadium The Bruce Arena Arena.

 

[gkmacca]

On his first day in the job, Jurgen embarks on some quality control:

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

On his first day in the job, Jurgen embarks on some quality control:

Poor Joe Allen 🙁

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

He should buy himself some shitty football club and called the stadium The Bruce Arena Arena.

On an American football forum that I post on there is a separate section for soccer discussion and it's called "The Bruce Arena"

 

[Ceefax the Cat]

Are we really ready for the Akloppalypse now?

 

[tony]

What kind of organisation sacks a manager without having a deal for his replacement secured and sorted. Klopp talking to Bayern appaz!

 

[the count]

Are we really ready for the Akloppalypse now?

And when he lashes out at the "Rag" we can have the tabloid headline
"Total Kloppblitz of The Lying Rag"

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Why's it taking so long?

 

[6TimesaRed]

You've had your say on Rodgers Jono. He's gone now so perhaps it's time to turn it in with the chancer bollocks you're fucking boring the life outta people.

But... But....

 

[Oncy]

I wonder what you'll be saying in three years time.

You've got to be insane to think a manager change is going to make us win the league.

Wibble.

 

[6TimesaRed]

What kind of organisation sacks a manager without having a deal for his replacement secured and sorted. Klopp talking to Bayern appaz!

Liverpool Football Club ??