Jurgen Klopp

[gkmacca]

Ive been hurt quite badly. I dont think i'll fall in love again.

Get straight back on the horse, as they say in Equus.

 

[Oncy]

You do all know his middle name is Norbert right?
NORBERT.

 

[cloggypop]

If he fucks that monster truck hat off I'll be made up with Klopp.

 

[cloggypop]

I will also be made up with Ancelotti.

 

[cloggypop]

Frank de Boer would do to be honest.

 

[cloggypop]

I bet it's Eddie Howe.

 

[acejmk]

No mark Warburton ( spelt wrong I'm sure lol )

 

[Silver Sean]

Yea, Klopp wearing the Dortmund baseball hat looked ok. Wearing a red and white LFC one will make him look like a window-licker.

 

[tombrown]

Ive been hurt quite badly. I dont think i'll fall in love again.

Awww come on - the king is dead, long live the king.

We can all have one big naked sweaty love in when he leads us to no. 19 next May

 

[ILD]

Yea, Klopp wearing the Dortmund baseball hat looked ok. Wearing a red and white LFC one will make him look like a window-licker.

The Rubberbandits commentate on an ITV game show and one of the rounds has contestants blindfolded, licking a window to find and then guess a word. The round is called Word Lick. It was on ITV 2 last week.

 

[6TimesaRed]

His passion is 2nd to none..

It's a match made in heaven for this club..

 

[Mystic]

This is some Grade A cringe!

 

[Mystic]

Ive been hurt quite badly. I dont think i'll fall in love again.

You said this after Roy, you'll bounce back!

 

[cloggypop]

He deffo looks special.

 

[6TimesaRed]

He usually likes to walk home after a defeat, to mull over the game..

 

[Markeh]

His passion is 2nd to none..

It's a match made in heaven for this club..

If you like that sort of shite, give me a reserved Rafa / Ancelotti any day

 

[Best Believe It]

This is some Grade A cringe!

Wait till someone photoshops Shankly's ghost in it.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Gets offered a state of the art stadium to train his team ahead of a Massive Game..

He takes them the local park instead..

 

[Mystic]

Another plus of Klopp, maybe he'll know how to use Firmino.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

You're making him sound like a total knob. I think I hate him already.

 

[gkmacca]

He's very appealing in this:

 

[6TimesaRed]

He takes players down the local pub every Christmas to pull the fans a pint or two..

 

[Oncy]

You said this after Roy, you'll bounce back!

Hahaha.

 

[Mystic]

Wait till someone photoshops Shankly's ghost in it.

God, that reminds me of this, quite possibly the most cringeworthy picture in the history of man kind.

 

[Oncy]

He takes players down the local pub every Christmas to pull the fans a pint or two..

Youd kick all the way the fuck off if that gypsy handed you that fucking pint.
More head than Christy Mack

 

[Woland]

It'll be interesting to see how long it takes the rest of English footy and the media to turn on him. Pretty much everyone has a hard on for him at the minute but that would reverse quickly if we signed him.

 

[Oncy]

God, that reminds me of this, quite possibly the most cringeworthy picture in the history of man kind.

Look how cuddly Mr Rodgers was.

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Oncy]

It'll be interesting to see how long it takes the rest of English footy and the media to turn on him. Pretty much everyone has a hard on for him at the minute but that would reverse quickly if we signed him.

Quite.
Hes fucking doomed if he comes here.
Ancelotti would make much more sense.

 

[6TimesaRed]

His post match interviews will be much more entertaining