Jurgen Klopp

[cloggypop]

Too slow Ninja.

 

[cloggypop]

@piersmorgan: If Liverpool sack Rodgers and bring in Klopp, I will self-immolate.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

@StanCollymore: Suggestion from our Graham Beecroft that Steven Gerrard has been sounded out to be a part of the new manager’s set up.

@talkSPORT #MNFN

Not sure about Beecroft tbh. Thought he said it wouldnt be Klopp but Ancelotti yesterday.

Gerrard haw what another 14 months on his la galaxie contract? How would that work? Loan him back to coach?

 

[Lippy]

@piersmorgan: If Liverpool sack Rodgers and bring in Klopp, I will self-immolate.

Fuck. Let's get the crowdfunding going.

 

[mark1975]

Has Augustus signed yet?

 

[Oncy]

Has Augustus signed yet?

NO!! NO! Just no Mark.

 

[keniget]

@StanCollymore: Suggestion from our Graham Beecroft that Steven Gerrard has been sounded out to be a part of the new manager’s set up.

I think that'd be a very very bad idea.

 

[C/O]

I wonder what Klopp's doing right now

 

[the count]

I wonder what Klopp's doing right now

Packing hopefully.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

For my sins I've been listening to talksport, and I thought it was said that a Liverpool icon was being lined up to come in as part of the new setup

 

[cloggypop]

I wonder what Klopp's doing right now

He'll be listening to The Scorpions.

 

[acejmk]

@piersmorgan: If Liverpool sack Rodgers and bring in Klopp, I will self-immolate.

verb
kill or offer as a sacrifice, especially by burning.
"Chinese kings would immolate vast numbers of animals"
synonyms: sacrifice, offer up, offer as a sacrifice, kill as a sacrifice;

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Not that it was specifically SG

 

[the count]

For my sins I've been listening to talksport, and I thought it was that it had been said that a Liverpool icon was being lined up to come in as part of the new setup

#Norbert4M trending

 

[C/O]

Packing hopefully.

I'd say he's brilliant at packing.
He's probably blasting Rammstein while he's doing it too, cos he's a boss.

 

[mark1975]

NO!! NO! Just no Mark.

Someone kept calling him Kloop all day yesterday, I don't know whether it was deliberate or they've been living under a rock.

It's all I see now, a fat German kid. The alternative is the village idiot grin.

 

[Oncy]

I dont want any fucking explayers coming in as half arsed coaches.
We should have top teir world class coaches, not good players for us in the past.

 

[mark1975]

I dont want any fucking explayers coming in as half arsed coaches.
We should have top teir world class coaches, not good players for us in the past.

Yup. We've been going the way of sentimentality for too long, let it go. I'm all for keeping links with our past, but putting it into effective practice seems like a pipe dream.

 

[Oncy]

I bet Tool 'Aenima' is one of his favourite albums the magnificent testosteroney bastard.

 

[Lippy]

For my sins I've been listening to talksport, and I thought it was said that a Liverpool icon was being lined up to come in as part of the new setup

Yeh that's supposed to be Gerrard or something. Think it's media overdrive

 

[cloggypop]

He deffo plays a mean air guitar.

 

[the count]

The BFG

 

[C/O]

I think we should play Flight of the Valkyries at full blast for the first 10 mins of every match under Klopp, and blitz the fuck out of everyone we play.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yeh that's supposed to be Gerrard or something. Think it's media overdrive

It best had be. It'd be a massive mistake imo, to bring in any ex player just for the sake of 'continuity' or 'tradition', but doubly mistaken to do so with Gerrard, who has a number of traits that I think would mean he'd be a fucking nightmare as part of a coaching setup at Anfield.

 

[Lippy]

It best had be. It'd be a massive mistake imo, to bring in any ex player just for the sake of 'continuity' or 'tradition', but doubly mistaken to do so with Gerrard, who has a number of traits that I think would mean he'd be a fucking nightmare as part of a coaching setup at Anfield.

I was only saying like...

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I wonder what Klopp's doing right now

Jerking off probably.

 

[Buddha]

There were some rumours than Hamann would be found a role (because he's German)!

 

[FoxForceFive]

I was only saying like...

Ha. That wasn't meant to sound angry, just overly opinionated, as per usual!

 

[Skullflower]

Oncy's off already.

 

[Shadey]

I wonder what Klopp's doing right now

Searching for Ronnie Pickering as his no2.