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I'm falling for this Chick..

Paddy said:
Fuck sake write her a poem or something...

When i saw you on the bike...
I fell totally in love....
seeing your sweaty body...
turned me on so much....

Jesus.That's pathetic.
we have an irish shakespeare someone alert the media!!! 😛
 
Asim said:

I'm well ahead of her in terms of fitness, she does 10 minutes on the running machines, then about 5 on the stepper, then about 10 on the Cross Trainor. Maybe that's all she needs and wants to do though.
I'm fucking flat out on the running machne for about 25 minutes, then the bike for 15, then the Cross Trainor for about 20 as well. By that time she's away in next door - where the midicine ball etc and that is at.[/quote]

when you said you liked her you never mentioned your actually stalking her and know her programme of the top of your head![/quote]

I did mention that i'm not stalking her, i don't do stalking, i try not to to even look at her too much in case she catches me and thinks 'pervy bastard'
As for knowing her programme inside out, well not exactly but that's what she does most days when she's in the Gym hence it's not hard to work out.
 
Marky18 said:
Asim said:

I'm well ahead of her in terms of fitness, she does 10 minutes on the running machines, then about 5 on the stepper, then about 10 on the Cross Trainor. Maybe that's all she needs and wants to do though.
I'm fucking flat out on the running machne for about 25 minutes, then the bike for 15, then the Cross Trainor for about 20 as well. By that time she's away in next door - where the midicine ball etc and that is at.

when you said you liked her you never mentioned your actually stalking her and know her programme of the top of your head![/quote]

I did mention that i'm not stalking her, i don't do stalking, i try not to to even look at her too much in case she catches me and thinks 'pervy bastard'
As for knowing her programme inside out, well not exactly but that's what she does most days when she's in the Gym hence it's not hard to work out.[/quote]

Fucking hell, haven't you rammed her up the hoop yet?
 
Sheik Yerbouti said:
Marky18 said:
Asim said:

I'm well ahead of her in terms of fitness, she does 10 minutes on the running machines, then about 5 on the stepper, then about 10 on the Cross Trainor. Maybe that's all she needs and wants to do though.
I'm fucking flat out on the running machne for about 25 minutes, then the bike for 15, then the Cross Trainor for about 20 as well. By that time she's away in next door - where the midicine ball etc and that is at.

when you said you liked her you never mentioned your actually stalking her and know her programme of the top of your head!

I did mention that i'm not stalking her, i don't do stalking, i try not to to even look at her too much in case she catches me and thinks 'pervy bastard'
As for knowing her programme inside out, well not exactly but that's what she does most days when she's in the Gym hence it's not hard to work out.[/quote]

Fucking hell, haven't you rammed her up the hoop yet?[/quote]

Like i exlusively revealed yesterday i went to the Gym but unfortunately she wasn't there, usually she is there on a Wednesday but not this time.

A few other hotties were floating about at the Gym yesterday but still i've only got eyes for this little scorcher.
 
Asim said:
in which case tell her she needs to maybe think about changing her programme...

She'd give me a good right hook if i came out with that.
 
robinhood said:
Good luck mate. Just take a deep breath and don't be a weirdo.

*pats Marky18 on the back firmly*

Cheers for the suppport man.
 
I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.

I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:
 
RafasShanksLC said:
I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.

I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:

Fuck that mate, a bird who doesn't iron your clobber? 😀
 
RafasShanksLC said:
I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.

I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:

Blimey, you don't fuck about do you?
Seriously there is some fine young ladies at the peak of thier powers sweating it out at my Gym.
Pulling chicks at the Gym is the way forward 😀
 
Sheik Yerbouti said:
RafasShanksLC said:
I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.

I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:

Fuck that mate, a bird who doesn't iron your clobber? 😀

:lol:
 
Marky18 said:
RafasShanksLC said:
I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.

I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:

Blimey, you don't fuck about do you?
Seriously there is some fine young ladies at the peak of thier powers sweating it out at my Gym.
Pulling chicks at the Gym is the way forward 😀

Yes I do. That is the reason I'm going to the Gym tomorrow. 😀
 
RafasShanksLC said:
Marky18 said:
RafasShanksLC said:
I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.

I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:

Blimey, you don't fuck about do you?
Seriously there is some fine young ladies at the peak of thier powers sweating it out at my Gym.
Pulling chicks at the Gym is the way forward 😀

Yes I do. That is the reason I'm going to the Gym tomorrow. 😀

Quite a number of the female contingent do fuck all at the Gym for some reason.
 
They're looking for someone to massage them in the jacuzzi and sweat them in the steam room.

They're fit for a real work out.
 
If you aint shagged that bird by this time next week or at least tried it on with her, give up.

The longer you leave it, the harder it will get.

Take a leaf out of my book and just do it. My mate used to piss about when he liked someone, until one day we forced him to talk to a bird he liked. She said no, but he realised it was no big deal. He can now talk the knickers off a nun.

He is not yet at my standard though. :twisted:
 
RafasShanksLC said:
If you aint shagged that bird by this time next week or at least tried it on with her, give up.

The longer you leave it, the harder it will get.

Take a leaf out of my book and just do it. My mate used to piss about when he liked someone, until one day we forced him to talk to a bird he liked. She said no, but he realised it was no big deal. He can now talk the knickers off a nun.

He is not yet at my standard though. :twisted:

I'll give it a bash, next time i see her, but it'll be awkward. Just ask her a few questions on her fitness routine or something, nothing major.
It's not good on the mental state this though.
 
RafasShanksLC said:
If you aint shagged that bird by this time next week or at least tried it on with her, give up.

If this thread is still going next week, I'll give this bird some of my finest camels just to go out with him.
 
Sheik Yerbouti said:
RafasShanksLC said:
If you aint shagged that bird by this time next week or at least tried it on with her, give up.

If this thread is still going next week, I'll give this bird some of my finest camels just to go out with him.

This Mark lad sure is dragging it out.....
 
anfieldanfield said:
Sheik Yerbouti said:
RafasShanksLC said:
If you aint shagged that bird by this time next week or at least tried it on with her, give up.

If this thread is still going next week, I'll give this bird some of my finest camels just to go out with him.

This Mark lad sure is dragging it out.....

Sorry lads but desperate times call for desperate measures - i need all the tips/advice i can get hence why i'm still keeping the thread alive.
I'll try not to keep it going too long, just another month or so 😀
 
Mate, do you want me to come over and shag her for you?

I'm always willing to help.
 
Gym bird receives Sheik's prized dromedary and agrees to go out with Marky as long as he shuts the fuck up about her on SCM.

camel-karen.jpg
 
Sheik Yerbouti said:
Gym bird receives Sheik's prized dromedary and agrees to go out with Marky as long as he shuts the fuck up about her on SCM.

camel-karen.jpg

:lol:
 
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