I'm falling for this Chick..

[Ryan]

I thought things like that only ever happend to Adrian Mole and David Brent.

What sort of bumbling fools are you lot?

I wish I could be more like you Ryan, gliding through life, so effortlessly funny, so suave, in a super-human state of quasi perfection, no flaws, no errors, no mishaps, just lines and lines of comic genuis, dripping with wit and satire, from every angle as you admire your rugged stubble in the mirror, flex your muscles and wink at the stunning barmaids.

On the other hand could simpy be a bored, unkempt, unremarkable irishman in his late twentys, running an internet forum in his (spare) time, with a stack of hideous debt, a missus the other side of the world, and a leg so fucked up even taking a shit is deemed virtually unachievable.

Hahahaha. You're the strangest 19 year old I've ever come across.

He's terribly 'on edge' isn't he?

I'm trying to recall if I was so snappy when I was 19. He went off in a huff the other day cos i called him "spoilt".

He doesn't work.
Doesn't go to Uni.
Treks round South America and Amsterdam when it takes his fancy.
And offers absurd amounts of money for FA Cup final tickets.

I thought it was a decent assumption to make.

This is rude and condescending at best and just plain malicious at worst.

You don’t know the first thing about me Ryan, and I most certainly do not have to justify myself, or the way I was brought up to you on an internet forum. For you to launch such a personal and judgemental bout of abuse, stemming from little more than spiteful (and incorrect) guesswork is a horrible, horrible way to spend your afternoon, when you start making personal comments about someone you’ve never met, you’re in real danger of crossing a line.

I don’t think anyone’s ever said anything quite as vindictive to me on the internet, I’m almost certain I’ve never sunk low enough to attack someone in such a way on here. No doubt this will be greeted with that heady blend of profanities and sarcasm and from the forum hierarchy, I clearly do not expect an out pouring of support, but I honestly believe more and more feel the same way, you should tone it down, or at the very least, keep the ‘banter’ indirect.

I always thought DJS was a bit of a twat for five years on Koptalk, when I met him he came across as a really nice fella, I can only hope you are the same, because there are times when you leap from friendly and rather amusing to astonishingly callous over the internet in a matter of seconds.

Call me a self-righteous, over elaborate wanker if you so desire. I'm not wrong about this.

I’ll make the (‘translation; I’m a spoilt cnut’ gag now to save you some time)

I offered an apology on Sunday after seeing your reaction to being called a 'spoilt child'. I even mentioned that I didn't find it an ugly trait in you, just that I thought you to be quite well off, hence the assumption. Fair enough, you're not. I apologised there and then for the assumption. Go back and have a look if you want. Not once have I referred to you as "a spoilt cnut" though.

You're overreacting.

 

[manwithnoname]

This is rude and condescending at best and just plain malicious at worst.

You don’t know the first thing about me Ryan, and I most certainly do not have to justify myself, or the way I was brought up to you on an internet forum. For you to launch such a personal and judgemental bout of abuse, stemming from little more than spiteful (and incorrect) guesswork is a horrible, horrible way to spend your afternoon, when you start making personal comments about someone you’ve never met, you’re in real danger of crossing a line.

I don’t think anyone’s ever said anything quite as vindictive to me on the internet, I’m almost certain I’ve never sunk low enough to attack someone in such a way on here. No doubt this will be greeted with that heady blend of profanities and sarcasm and from the forum hierarchy, I clearly do not expect an out pouring of support, but I honestly believe more and more feel the same way, you should tone it down, or at the very least, keep the ‘banter’ indirect.

I always thought DJS was a bit of a twat for five years on Koptalk, when I met him he came across as a really nice fella, I can only hope you are the same, because there are times when you leap from friendly and rather amusing to astonishingly callous over the internet in a matter of seconds.

Call me a self-righteous, over elaborate wanker if you so desire. I'm not wrong about this.

I’ll make the (‘translation; I’m a spoilt cnut’ gag now to save you some time)

Hahahaha.

I thought you'd just typed this, Jamo:

"On the other hand could simpy be a bored, unkempt, unremarkable irishman in his late twentys, running an internet forum in his (spare) time, with a stack of hideous debt, a missus the other side of the world, and a leg so fucked up even taking a shit is deemed virtually unachievable".

Remarks abou debt, estranged girl-friends, appearance, and recent injuries.

You embarked on a similar diatribe against me a week or so ago.

So, I sincerely hope that the above is some kind of elaborate and not-particularly-funny gag.

Or else you're a fucking hypocritical, over-sensitive BIG CRY-BABY.

Which is it?

 

[Marky18]

Say something simple like" a little tired are we".

*vomits*

:lol:

 

[Marky18]

Just ask her out you fucking shithouse and be done with it!

No need to be so rude and it's not as easy as that.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just ask her out you fucking shithouse and be done with it!

No need to be so rude and it's not as easy as that.

Yes it is.

 

[Marky18]

Appreciate all the tips lads. Thanks!!

 

[RafasShanksLC]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

Let the Lovechild guide you.

Next time you see her, wait until she is on some equipment and use whatever is next to her. Then after a bit, make a little joke about being knackered or something similar. It will break the ice and hopefully lead into a conversation.

You will know within the first 30 seconds whether she is interested or not. Dont be scared of rejection, it happens to the best.

Not me of course.

Rafa knows.

Exactly, just be relaxed and yourself and make a little joke or whatever. As Rafa says, you'll know if she's interested just from her response. She'll either be polite but not forthcoming or she'll be friendly and give you space to involve her more.

Go go go.

I dont give a fuck, i'll try and chat anyone up.

The ladies find it hard to resist the charms of the Lovechild.

 

[Colemere]

I dont give a fuck, i'll try and chat anyone up.

The ladies find it hard to resist the charms of the Lovechild.

if they can't resist why do you have to try?

 

[RafasShanksLC]

They become intimidated by my striking good looks, charm and charisma and Sometimes it works against me.

They dont think they are good enough and say no because of a lack of confidence. 8)

Lovechild by name, sexy bastard by nature.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

They become intimidated by my striking good looks, charm and charisma and Sometimes it works against me.

They dont think they are good enough and say no because of a lack of confidence. 8)

Lovechild by name, sexy bastard by nature.

:lol: :roll:

 

[Marky18]

They become intimidated by my striking good looks, charm and charisma and Sometimes it works against me.

They dont think they are good enough and say no because of a lack of confidence. 8)

Lovechild by name, sexy bastard by nature.

Arrogant bastard 😀

 

[Nic83]

They become intimidated by my striking good looks, charm and charisma and Sometimes it works against me.

They dont think they are good enough and say no because of a lack of confidence. 8)

Lovechild by name, sexy bastard by nature.

Aren't you small and skinny?

 

[RafasShanksLC]

Why, do you want me you puff.

I'm 6ft and a decent build.

 

[Delinquent]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself (the barmaid that is), despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

Next time, try going for the sympathy vote by wetting yourself.

 

[Marky18]

Why, do you want me you puff.

I'm 6ft and a decent build.

I'm 6"1 with a decent build.
Brown hair and big blue Eyes 😀

 

[RafasShanksLC]

Why, do you want me you puff.

I'm 6ft and a decent build.

I'm 6"1 with a decent build.
Brown hair and big blue Eyes 😀

I think you and Nikeser would make a lovely couple. :lol:

 

[anfieldanfield]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself (the barmaid that is), despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

Next time, try going for the sympathy vote by wetting yourself.

If I wanted sympathy, I'd tell her I was at uni with a bunch of people more than five years younger than me.

:mrgreen:

 

[Marky18]

Tomorrow could be D-Day lads, she's usually hits the Gym on a Wednesday evening, the same time and one of the days i go.

 

[Delinquent]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself (the barmaid that is), despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

Next time, try going for the sympathy vote by wetting yourself.

If I wanted sympathy, I'd tell her I was at uni with a bunch of people more than five years younger than me.

:mrgreen:

And you think that requires sympathy?

Where else can you justifiably surround yourself with a multitude of ripe young ladies at my age?

And the vast majority are closer to 8 years younger than me. Get your facts straight. :twisted:

 

[Marky18]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself (the barmaid that is), despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

Next time, try going for the sympathy vote by wetting yourself.

If I wanted sympathy, I'd tell her I was at uni with a bunch of people more than five years younger than me.

:mrgreen:

What age are you mate?

 

[anfieldanfield]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself (the barmaid that is), despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

Next time, try going for the sympathy vote by wetting yourself.

If I wanted sympathy, I'd tell her I was at uni with a bunch of people more than five years younger than me.

:mrgreen:

And you think that requires sympathy?

Where else can you justifiably surround yourself with a multitude of ripe young ladies at my age?

And the vast majority are closer to 8 years younger than me. Get your facts straight. :twisted:

Indeed.

The rate I'm going I'll be in the same situation Del.

Did you consider Liverpool uni ?

 

[Delinquent]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself (the barmaid that is), despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

Next time, try going for the sympathy vote by wetting yourself.

If I wanted sympathy, I'd tell her I was at uni with a bunch of people more than five years younger than me.

:mrgreen:

And you think that requires sympathy?

Where else can you justifiably surround yourself with a multitude of ripe young ladies at my age?

And the vast majority are closer to 8 years younger than me. Get your facts straight. :twisted:

Indeed.

The rate I'm going I'll be in the same situation Del.

Did you consider Liverpool uni ?

I did, but it's quite far. I've got a little bro of 8 and a sister of 12 who I like to stay in touch with and what with the situation with my mum over the last couple of years, I didn't want to be too far away.

Where I am is a nice compromise. I'm only about 50 miles from Liverpool so it's not too far to go if I want to visit.

 

[Marky18]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself (the barmaid that is), despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

Next time, try going for the sympathy vote by wetting yourself.

If I wanted sympathy, I'd tell her I was at uni with a bunch of people more than five years younger than me.

:mrgreen:

And you think that requires sympathy?

Where else can you justifiably surround yourself with a multitude of ripe young ladies at my age?

And the vast majority are closer to 8 years younger than me. Get your facts straight. :twisted:

Indeed.

The rate I'm going I'll be in the same situation Del.

Did you consider Liverpool uni ?

I did, but it's quite far. I've got a little bro of 8 and a sister of 12 who I like to stay in touch with and what with the situation with my mum over the last couple of years, I didn't want to be too far away.

Where I am is a nice compromise. I'm only about 50 miles from Liverpool so it's not too far to go if I want to visit.

Very nice of you.

 

[Ijg]

good luck marky with this girl tomorrow than mate hope you pull her.

 

[Marky18]

good luck marky with this girl tomorrow than mate hope you pull her.

I hope she pulls me :wink:

 

[Ijg]

eassy now.... 😉 have fun mate

 

[Marky18]

Seriously though thanks, i'll need all the luck i can get, how's your love life?

 

[Ijg]

on some missions not going to well but not giving up 😉

 

[anfieldanfield]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself (the barmaid that is), despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

Next time, try going for the sympathy vote by wetting yourself.

If I wanted sympathy, I'd tell her I was at uni with a bunch of people more than five years younger than me.

:mrgreen:

And you think that requires sympathy?

Where else can you justifiably surround yourself with a multitude of ripe young ladies at my age?

And the vast majority are closer to 8 years younger than me. Get your facts straight. :twisted:

Indeed.

The rate I'm going I'll be in the same situation Del.

Did you consider Liverpool uni ?

I did, but it's quite far. I've got a little bro of 8 and a sister of 12 who I like to stay in touch with and what with the situation with my mum over the last couple of years, I didn't want to be too far away.

Where I am is a nice compromise. I'm only about 50 miles from Liverpool so it's not too far to go if I want to visit.

Yeah, Liverpool's a good 6 hours from Brighton, so I'm still considering it.

Would be great (for the football obv), but I dunno.

Hope things are ok in the Del household, when are you back at uni mate ?

 

[Marky18]

For the 3rd or 4th time now, what age are you AA?
Just curious because i could have swore i read the other day that you were 20, i thought you were a bit older than that, say 25/26?