I'm falling for this Chick..

[Piedro]

Do you have Buck teeth?

 

[manwithnoname]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

Kill yourself

 

[Paddy]

Wear speedo's in.
Women LOVE men in them.
You will have animal magnetism.

 

[Marky18]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

Let the Lovechild guide you.

Next time you see her wait until she is on some equipment and use whatever is next to her. Then after a bit, make a little joke about being knackered or something similar. It will break the ice and hopefully lead into a conversation.

You will know within the first 30 seconds whether she is interested or not. Dont be scared of rejection, it happens to the best.

Not me of course.

Gone in 30 seconds for me then 😀

Are you ugly Mark?

Absolutely not, no Frank Lampard but by no means a Luke Chadwick.

 

[Marky18]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

Kill yourself

God i knew you'd come out with something like that.

 

[Marky18]

Do you have Buck teeth?

No.

 

[Colemere]

Either talk to her or if she goes in by herself ask her if she would like a gym partner.

 

[LadyRed]

Absolutely not, no Frank Lampard but by no means a Luke Chadwick.

Fat Frank...?

haha

 

[The Abacus]

Either talk to her or if she goes in by herself ask her if she would like a gym partner.

...or a shag.

Get a t-shirt printed that says

"World Felching Champion 1997"
(Category B - 110 to 150 KG)
The Felcharama Festival
Aleppo, Syria
18-21 September 1997

 

[Marky18]

Absolutely not, no Frank Lampard but by no means a Luke Chadwick.

Fat Frank...?

haha

He is a handsome bloke to be fair.

 

[Marky18]

Either talk to her or if she goes in by herself ask her if she would like a gym partner.

Cheers mate, thanks for a decent and logical suggestion unlike those from the 'let's try to be funny all the time', 'lets take the piss', 'lets be sarcastic' all the fucking time gang.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Either talk to her or if she goes in by herself ask her if she would like a gym partner.

Cheers mate, thanks for a decent and logical suggestion unlike those from the 'let's try to be funny all the time', 'lets take the piss', 'lets be sarcastic' all the fucking time gang.

Fuck me, you've got problems if Colemere's "decent and logical" solution is the answer to your prayers. Could you not have worked that out for yourself?

 

[LadyRed]

Absolutely not, no Frank Lampard but by no means a Luke Chadwick.

Fat Frank...?

haha

He is a handsome bloke to be fair.

*shudders*

I beg to differ!

Anyway, back to your original question, I agree with the advice given, talk to her about her work out.

Does she have an ipod/mp3 when she's working out?

If so, you might as well forget about it!

 

[Marky18]

Absolutely not, no Frank Lampard but by no means a Luke Chadwick.

Fat Frank...?

haha

He is a handsome bloke to be fair.

*shudders*

I beg to differ!

Anyway, back to your original question, I agree with the advice given, talk to her about her work out.

Does she have an ipod/mp3 when she's working out?

If so, you might as well forget about it!

I don't perv on her but no she doesn't.

 

[manwithnoname]

Fuck me, you've got problems if Colemere's "decent and logical" solution is the answer to your prayers. Could you not have worked that out for yourself?

Haha.

I may be going out on a limb here, but hey ho, I like to live dangerously: I don't think Marky's got much chance with this girl.

 

[Marky18]

Fuck me, you've got problems if Colemere's "decent and logical" solution is the answer to your prayers. Could you not have worked that out for yourself?

Haha.

I may be going out on a limb here, but hey ho, I like to live dangerously: I don't think Marky's got much chance with this girl.

Have you ever said anything positive about someone, ever?

 

[Rouge Penguin]

Kidding dude, cheer up

 

[Marky18]

Why the hell does the text size on my posts increase every so often?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Fuck me, you've got problems if Colemere's "decent and logical" solution is the answer to your prayers. Could you not have worked that out for yourself?

Haha.

I may be going out on a limb here, but hey ho, I like to live dangerously: I don't think Marky's got much chance with this girl.

Have you ever said anything positive about someone, ever?

Be fair, Brendan did say you haven't much chance. Usually you would have got a no fucking chance.

 

[The Abacus]

 

[LadyRed]

*feels sorry for Mark*

 

[Marky18]

Fucker

 

[Marky18]

*feels sorry for Mark*

Cheers for the sympathy, knew the piss taking would start as soon as Benny Bent, Ryan and the gang seen my thread.

 

[anfieldanfield]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself (the barmaid that is), despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

 

[manwithnoname]

Cheers for the sympathy, knew the piss taking would start as soon as Benny Bent, Ryan and the gang seen my thread.

"Benny Bent"

Haha. Oh dear.

 

[Ryan]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself, despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

I thought things like that only ever happend to Adrian Mole and David Brent.

What sort of bumbling fools are you lot?

 

[Marky18]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself, despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

What age are you Calamity?

 

[Paddy]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself, despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

She asked you for Id because she fancies you.Go for the barmaid instead.
Trust me.

 

[anfieldanfield]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself, despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

She asked you for Id because she fancies you.Go for the barmaid instead.
Trust me.

Yer, sorry I didn't make it clear, that's who I was after, not the girl I went for a drink with.

God no, she's a nightmare.

 

[Paddy]

I've got one.

Yeserday I went for a quiet 'catch up' drink with a girl I hadn't see for a while, I proceeded to ask for Carlsberg from the fairly attractive female in a empty pub about ten mins from where I live, she asked for ID, (I didn't have any), she cracked a joke about always being ID'd herself, despite being 21, for some reason I didn't say anything back, went a bit mute, I then got an orange juice, spilt it everywhere right in front of her, stumbled, blushed and sat down.

Is this situation retrievable ?

I'm going back there tonight.

Dave

She asked you for Id because she fancies you.Go for the barmaid instead.
Trust me.

Yer, sorry I didn't make it clear, that's who I was after, not the girl I went for a drink with.

God no, she's a nightmare.

Get stuck in then.