I'm falling for this Chick..

[anfieldanfield]

For the 3rd or 4th time now, what age are you AA?
Just curious because i could have swore i read the other day that you were 20, i thought you were a bit older than that, say 25/26?

I can understand why you would think that, I do post with maturity way beyond my years, I am in fact, the tender age of 19.

 

[Marky18]

For the 3rd or 4th time now, what age are you AA?
Just curious because i could have swore i read the other day that you were 20, i thought you were a bit older than that, say 25/26?

I can understand why you would think that, I do post with maturity way beyond my years, I am in fact, the tender age of 19.

Holy Moly, i thought you were way older than that, what do you do at Uni?

 

[The Abacus]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

Just walk up to her and say "I bet you're wondering why I only work on my left arm."

 

[furyoo]

Embarass yourself. Tell her you forgot to bring change to go home after hitting the gym, because you normally don't bring your wallet along when you hit the weights. She'll most likely lend you the money, especially if you're a regular and she's seen you before.

This sets up nicely for a second meeting, and if you feel it's right offer to treat her to a drink then.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Embarass yourself. Tell her you forgot to bring change to go home after hitting the gym, because you normally don't bring your wallet along when you hit the weights. She'll most likely lend you the money, especially if you're a regular and she's seen you before.

This sets up nicely for a second meeting, and if you feel it's right offer to treat her to a drink then.

And don't forget to pay her back otherwise she'll think your a worthless bum aswell as a spineless jellyfish.

 

[Nic83]

good luck marky with this girl tomorrow than mate hope you pull her.

I hope she pulls me :wink:

:shock: :lol:

 

[Nic83]

What age is this chick anyway mate? And what about yourself?

 

[Marky18]

What age is this chick anyway mate? And what about yourself?

I'm 18, i'd say she'd be a similar age but i'm shit when it comes to figuring out one's age.
You have to be over 16 to join this Gym, so all i know is she's defo 16+

 

[Marky18]

Went and she wasn't fucking there :roll: 🙁

 

[Marky18]

I must stress however i go to the Gym with the intention of getting fit/fitter and not eyeing up the ladies 😀

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Went and she wasn't fucking there :roll: 🙁

See, if you had listened to The Sheik and hadn't been so lily-livered, you could have been in there now.

You may never see her again!

 

[Marky18]

Went and she wasn't fucking there :roll: 🙁

See, if you had listened to The Sheik and hadn't been so lily-livered, you could have been in there now.

You may never see her again!

I fucking better had.

 

[Marky18]

Embarass yourself. Tell her you forgot to bring change to go home after hitting the gym, because you normally don't bring your wallet along when you hit the weights. She'll most likely lend you the money, especially if you're a regular and she's seen you before.

This sets up nicely for a second meeting, and if you feel it's right offer to treat her to a drink then.

Not a bad idea actually but a little complicated.

 

[furyoo]

Complicated to you, perhaps, but it'll seem like nothing to her. Just remember the 6 P's: Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

 

[Avmenon]

Embarass yourself. Tell her you forgot to bring change to go home after hitting the gym, because you normally don't bring your wallet along when you hit the weights. She'll most likely lend you the money, especially if you're a regular and she's seen you before.

This sets up nicely for a second meeting, and if you feel it's right offer to treat her to a drink then.

Not a bad idea actually but a little complicated.

what's so complicated?

do this then :

i'm assuming she's fit,because if she isnt then you should be shot for letting this torture drag on for 5 pages.

if she's fit,then that probably means she's good with cardio training.i'm assuming that you're a muscle man yourself,and not a running type.approach her and ask for tips on improving your conditioning.tell her you're trying to lower your body fat percentage or something.

that gives you an excuse to train together.after a few days of this invite her for a coffee or something.

CAVEAT :

she WILL know that you're trying to pick her up.but if you're good looking,she's just as likely to say yes as she is no.

again : whats so hard?

 

[Marky18]

Embarass yourself. Tell her you forgot to bring change to go home after hitting the gym, because you normally don't bring your wallet along when you hit the weights. She'll most likely lend you the money, especially if you're a regular and she's seen you before.

This sets up nicely for a second meeting, and if you feel it's right offer to treat her to a drink then.

Not a bad idea actually but a little complicated.

what's so complicated?

do this then :

i'm assuming she's fit,because if she isnt then you should be shot for letting this torture drag on for 5 pages.

if she's fit,then that probably means she's good with cardio training.i'm assuming that you're a muscle man yourself,and not a running type.approach her and ask for tips on improving your conditioning.tell her you're trying to lower your body fat percentage or something.

that gives you an excuse to train together.after a few days of this invite her for a coffee or something.

CAVEAT :

she WILL know that you're trying to pick her up.but if you're good looking,she's just as likely to say yes as she is no.

again : whats so hard?

Actaully mostly a Cardio man at the minute, but do some weigts as well.

 

[Marky18]

Embarass yourself. Tell her you forgot to bring change to go home after hitting the gym, because you normally don't bring your wallet along when you hit the weights. She'll most likely lend you the money, especially if you're a regular and she's seen you before.

This sets up nicely for a second meeting, and if you feel it's right offer to treat her to a drink then.

Not a bad idea actually but a little complicated.

what's so complicated?

do this then :

i'm assuming she's fit,because if she isnt then you should be shot for letting this torture drag on for 5 pages.

if she's fit,then that probably means she's good with cardio training.i'm assuming that you're a muscle man yourself,and not a running type.approach her and ask for tips on improving your conditioning.tell her you're trying to lower your body fat percentage or something.
that gives you an excuse to train together.after a few days of this invite her for a coffee or something.

CAVEAT :

she WILL know that you're trying to pick her up.but if you're good looking,she's just as likely to say yes as she is no.

again : whats so hard?

She isn't a fitness instructor. Wouldn't she find that a bit annoying, me asking her questions on what i need to do to reduce my body fat(not that i really need to)when i barely know her?

 

[Avmenon]

Embarass yourself. Tell her you forgot to bring change to go home after hitting the gym, because you normally don't bring your wallet along when you hit the weights. She'll most likely lend you the money, especially if you're a regular and she's seen you before.

This sets up nicely for a second meeting, and if you feel it's right offer to treat her to a drink then.

Not a bad idea actually but a little complicated.

what's so complicated?

do this then :

i'm assuming she's fit,because if she isnt then you should be shot for letting this torture drag on for 5 pages.

if she's fit,then that probably means she's good with cardio training.i'm assuming that you're a muscle man yourself,and not a running type.approach her and ask for tips on improving your conditioning.tell her you're trying to lower your body fat percentage or something.
that gives you an excuse to train together.after a few days of this invite her for a coffee or something.

CAVEAT :

she WILL know that you're trying to pick her up.but if you're good looking,she's just as likely to say yes as she is no.

again : whats so hard?

She isn't a fitness instructor. Wouldn't she find that a bit annoying, me asking her questions on what i need to do to reduce my body fat(not that i really need to)when i barely know her?

not really.if she has higher levels of fitness than you,then there's no harm in asking for tiips.

hell,even if she was nowhere near as conditioned as you,you could still ask for tips.

you need to remember that at the end of the day,she WILL know that you're coming on to her.if she finds you attractive then it really doesnt matter.

carpe diem,mate.

better to look dumb now than regret later.

 

[Marky18]

Embarass yourself. Tell her you forgot to bring change to go home after hitting the gym, because you normally don't bring your wallet along when you hit the weights. She'll most likely lend you the money, especially if you're a regular and she's seen you before.

This sets up nicely for a second meeting, and if you feel it's right offer to treat her to a drink then.

Not a bad idea actually but a little complicated.

what's so complicated?

do this then :

i'm assuming she's fit,because if she isnt then you should be shot for letting this torture drag on for 5 pages.

if she's fit,then that probably means she's good with cardio training.i'm assuming that you're a muscle man yourself,and not a running type.approach her and ask for tips on improving your conditioning.tell her you're trying to lower your body fat percentage or something.
that gives you an excuse to train together.after a few days of this invite her for a coffee or something.

CAVEAT :

she WILL know that you're trying to pick her up.but if you're good looking,she's just as likely to say yes as she is no.

again : whats so hard?

She isn't a fitness instructor. Wouldn't she find that a bit annoying, me asking her questions on what i need to do to reduce my body fat(not that i really need to)when i barely know her?

not really.if she has higher levels of fitness than you,then there's no harm in asking for tiips.

hell,even if she was nowhere near as conditioned as you,you could still ask for tips.

you need to remember that at the end of the day,she WILL know that you're coming on to her.if she finds you attractive then it really doesnt matter.

carpe diem,mate.

better to look dumb now than regret later.

I'm well ahead of her in terms of fitness, she does 10 minutes on the running machines, then about 5 on the stepper, then about 10 on the Cross Trainor. Maybe that's all she needs and wants to do though.
I'm fucking flat out on the running machne for about 25 minutes, then the bike for 15, then the Cross Trainor for about 20 as well. By that time she's away in next door - where the midicine ball etc and that is at.

 

[Avmenon]

i take it you're not too familiar with the medicine ball?...

if only you knew someone who cuold give you some tips because you heard it was an effective training tool....

 

[Primordius]

Just walk in, look her dead in the eyes and say

"I have come to clean zee pool".

If she doesn't find your joke funny, look really hurt, put on the puppy dog eyes and put on the cute look. She'll be putty in no time.

Of course, by this stage, she'll consider you an unstable wreck, but you might get some play!

 

[Marky18]

i take it you're not too familiar with the medicine ball?...

if only you knew someone who cuold give you some tips because you heard it was an effective training tool....

I'll have to come up with something.

 

[Marky18]

Just walk in, look her dead in the eyes and say

"I have come to clean zee pool".

If she doesn't find your joke funny, look really hurt, put on the puppy dog eyes and put on the cute look. She'll be putty in no time.

Of course, by this stage, she'll consider you an unstable wreck, but you might get some play!

It's a Gym lad, not a fucking pool(if that's what you think it is).

 

[Piedro]

Just walk in, look her dead in the eyes and say

"I have come to clean zee pool".

If she doesn't find your joke funny, look really hurt, put on the puppy dog eyes and put on the cute look. She'll be putty in no time.

Of course, by this stage, she'll consider you an unstable wreck, but you might get some play!

It's a Gym lad, not a fucking pool(if that's what you think it is).

Hahahaha

 

[Grungefuttock]

A "fucking pool". What an exotic concept. 8)

 

[Liver Bird Upon My Chest]

that goes to the same Gym as i do, haven't spoken to her or ought but anyway it's getting a bit worrying now.
Any advice lads?

The best advice!

Just be.............................................


YOURSELF!

if she doesnt like it, then you were never meant to be!

Shockin huh.....

 

[Marky18]

A "fucking pool". What an exotic concept. 8)

Ha, hardly going to 'woo her' coming out with that shite.

 

[Atlas]

.[/quote]

I'm well ahead of her in terms of fitness, she does 10 minutes on the running machines, then about 5 on the stepper, then about 10 on the Cross Trainor. Maybe that's all she needs and wants to do though.
I'm fucking flat out on the running machne for about 25 minutes, then the bike for 15, then the Cross Trainor for about 20 as well. By that time she's away in next door - where the midicine ball etc and that is at.[/quote]

when you said you liked her you never mentioned your actually stalking her and know her programme of the top of your head!

 

[Paddy]

Fuck sake write her a poem or something...

When i saw you on the bike...
I fell totally in love....
seeing your sweaty body...
turned me on so much....

Jesus.That's pathetic.

 

[Delinquent]

Fuck sake write her a poem or something...

When i saw you on the bike...
I fell totally in love....
seeing your sweaty body...
turned me on so much....

Jesus.That's pathetic.

So it is.