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I'm falling for this Chick..

Bristow said:
Spionkop69 said:
Bristow said:
Spionkop69 said:
This reply was immaterial because you have already sent in the order for him to be force fed decent flavoured crisps

Do I have to quote Ray Winstone on this matter?

I hope not

Because I don't think I know exactly who he is

Do you live in a cave mate? First you don't know who Sorin is, now Ray Winstone!
 
Sheik Yerbouti said:
Bristow said:
Spionkop69 said:
Bristow said:
Spionkop69 said:
This reply was immaterial because you have already sent in the order for him to be force fed decent flavoured crisps

Do I have to quote Ray Winstone on this matter?

I hope not

Because I don't think I know exactly who he is

Do you live in a cave mate? First you don't know who Sorin is, now Ray Winstone!

Kids eh?

Now what was that Marky chap on about again?
 
Sheik Yerbouti said:
Bristow said:
Spionkop69 said:
Bristow said:
Spionkop69 said:
This reply was immaterial because you have already sent in the order for him to be force fed decent flavoured crisps

Do I have to quote Ray Winstone on this matter?

I hope not

Because I don't think I know exactly who he is

Do you live in a cave mate? First you don't know who Sorin is, now Ray Winstone!

We actually call it the south!! If i were to have thunk about it, i would have worked out who sorin was (plus you called him soreen, and i wasnt quick enough to get what you were on about)

and ray winstone.. i've heard the name, i just won't pretend to know who he is
 
Marky - when I was a kid there was a programme called Why Don't You (Turn Off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something More Interesting Instead ?). I think its aim was to help fat kids get some fresh air instead of slobbing in front of the telly.

If I could reinvent it for you I'd call it - "Why don't you just go out and meet some real live people, especially female, instead of discussing your social inadequacies when meeting the opposite sex and prevent submitting yourself to a life of intense masturbation in front of your PC? "

Serious mate. Stop talking about it. As the Nike marketing team would say "Just Do It"
 
Sunny said:
Marky - when I was a kid there was a programme called Why Don't You (Turn Off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something More Interesting Instead ?). I think its aim was to help fat kids get some fresh air instead of slobbing in front of the telly.

If I could reinvent it for you I'd call it - "Why don't you just go out and meet some real live people, especially female, instead of discussing your social inadequacies when meeting the opposite sex and prevent submitting yourself to a life of intense masturbation in front of your PC? "

Serious mate. Stop talking about it. As the Nike marketing team would say "Just Do It"

I was on Why Dont You when I was 12.
 
I can't believe its not butter, and i can't believe this furking tread is still going.

He's gay and just needs to open the door a little further
 
Rouge Penguin said:
I can't believe its not butter, and i can't believe this furking tread is still going.

He's gay and just needs to open the door a little further

For some reason people keep on replying Rouge :wink:
 
Piedro said:
Sunny said:
Marky - when I was a kid there was a programme called Why Don't You (Turn Off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something More Interesting Instead ?). I think its aim was to help fat kids get some fresh air instead of slobbing in front of the telly.

If I could reinvent it for you I'd call it - "Why don't you just go out and meet some real live people, especially female, instead of discussing your social inadequacies when meeting the opposite sex and prevent submitting yourself to a life of intense masturbation in front of your PC? "

Serious mate. Stop talking about it. As the Nike marketing team would say "Just Do It"

I was on Why Dont You when I was 12.

HAHA were you? What doing?
 
This brings back some memories (Nightmares?). How that lad was abused.
 
Sunny said:
Piedro said:
Sunny said:
Marky - when I was a kid there was a programme called Why Don't You (Turn Off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something More Interesting Instead ?). I think its aim was to help fat kids get some fresh air instead of slobbing in front of the telly.

If I could reinvent it for you I'd call it - "Why don't you just go out and meet some real live people, especially female, instead of discussing your social inadequacies when meeting the opposite sex and prevent submitting yourself to a life of intense masturbation in front of your PC? "

Serious mate. Stop talking about it. As the Nike marketing team would say "Just Do It"

I was on Why Dont You when I was 12.

HAHA were you? What doing?

I was playing a game called Wizards & Elves which me and my mates invented, and also sharing my recipe for a banana smoothie.

I was quite the Schelebrity in our school for a few hours.
 
RafasShanksLC said:
This brings back some memories (Nightmares?). How that lad was abused.
To be fair, the thread would have gone away if he had taken some of the proper advice given to him right from the get-go, but no, he had to prove to the world he wasn't getting anything anytime soon.
 
Piedro said:
Sunny said:
Piedro said:
Sunny said:
Marky - when I was a kid there was a programme called Why Don't You (Turn Off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something More Interesting Instead ?). I think its aim was to help fat kids get some fresh air instead of slobbing in front of the telly.

If I could reinvent it for you I'd call it - "Why don't you just go out and meet some real live people, especially female, instead of discussing your social inadequacies when meeting the opposite sex and prevent submitting yourself to a life of intense masturbation in front of your PC? "

Serious mate. Stop talking about it. As the Nike marketing team would say "Just Do It"

I was on Why Dont You when I was 12.

HAHA were you? What doing?

I was playing a game called Wizards & Elves which me and my mates invented, and also sharing my recipe for a banana smoothie.

I was quite the Schelebrity in our school for a few hours.

Still you had your 5 minutes of fame. I've no such claim to fame - Jim'll Fix It never ever replied to me. A mate of mine did once appear in Bread . He played a little chubby scally robbing sarnies out the back of Billys van. He's never really lived it down. His mam likes to bring out the video of it once in a while to embarass him.
 
Sunny said:
Piedro said:
Sunny said:
Piedro said:
Sunny said:
Marky - when I was a kid there was a programme called Why Don't You (Turn Off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something More Interesting Instead ?). I think its aim was to help fat kids get some fresh air instead of slobbing in front of the telly.

If I could reinvent it for you I'd call it - "Why don't you just go out and meet some real live people, especially female, instead of discussing your social inadequacies when meeting the opposite sex and prevent submitting yourself to a life of intense masturbation in front of your PC? "

Serious mate. Stop talking about it. As the Nike marketing team would say "Just Do It"

I was on Why Dont You when I was 12.

HAHA were you? What doing?

I was playing a game called Wizards & Elves which me and my mates invented, and also sharing my recipe for a banana smoothie.

I was quite the Schelebrity in our school for a few hours.

Still you had your 5 minutes of fame. I've no such claim to fame - Jim'll Fix It never ever replied to me. A mate of mine did once appear in Bread . He played a little chubby scally robbing sarnies out the back of Billys van. He's never really lived it down. His mam likes to bring out the video of it once in a while to embarass him.

Yes.

My mum still has the video, and also my "why dont you" T-shirt.

Payment for the 3 hours filming in Calderstones Park on a cold November Saturday?

A carton of Ribena (Blackcurrant), and a packet of Monster Munch (Pickled Onion).
 
Sunny said:
A mate of mine did once appear in Bread . He played a little chubby scally robbing sarnies out the back of Billys van.

I would like it to be noted that it wasn't me.......the appearing in Bread bit.
 
Paddy mate you dont know the half of it his day to day posting was shambolic! Everyone thinks Nikeser gets bad stick Marky got much worse the difference all of Markys pretty much was deserved.
 
Peatcheo said:
Paddy mate you dont know the half of it his day to day posting was shambolic! Everyone thinks Nikeser gets bad stick Marky got much worse the difference all of Markys pretty much was deserved.

The incident with Jamo's avatar was quite comical.
 
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