Iago Aspas - deal confirmed

[singlerider]

You cannot tell me that this is not an absolute fucking *winner* of a song:

(To the tune of Lola by the Kinks):

Well he can play anywhere across the back four
And he's got a good touch and he knows how to score
Ar-be-lo-a
Alvaro Arbeloa
Alvaro Arbeloaaaaaaaa

Strong in the tackle, never loses his man
And he likes to get forward whenever he can
Ar-be-lo-a
Alvaro Arbeloa
Alvaro Arbeloaaaaaaaa

Even if I do say so myself, that's fucking ace.

Admittedly the Yossi song needed a little work on the inbetweeny bits, but the "Yossi Benayoun" and "Walking On The Moon" bit was a perfect fit.

The sad truth is that if RAWK, being as big as they are, had picked up those songs then they might have got an airing, but a) they're really cliquey and b) they wouldn't know a decent song if it jizzed in their face

 

[localny]

But he's gone, long gone, Oh I, never learned how to sing

 

[gkmacca]

Singlerider and Localny in the Brill Building, hard at work on yet another song:

S: Mkhitar-yan! Mkhitar-yan! Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!
L: What the feck is THAT?
S: It's to "The Heat is On", It'll work!
L: It's CRAP!
S: Okay, smartarse, what's YOUR idea?
L: "We're living in Mkhitaryan's world,
And I am a Mkhitaryan girl! Daaah-dah-dah..."
S: Absolute SHITE!
L: We're going to get nowhere with that attitude, you cow!
S: Just get on with it, we''ve got the new Go Compare jingle to write before tea time!
L: I HATE you!

 

[doctor_mac]

Singlerider and Localny in the Brill Building, hard at work on yet another song:

S: Mkhitaryan! Mkhitaryan! Dah-dah-dah!
L: What the feck is THAT?
S: It's to "The Heat is On", It'll work!
L: It's CRAP!
S: Okay, smartarse, what's YOUR idea?
L: "We're living in Mkhitaryan's world,
And I am a Mkhitaryan girl! Daaah-dah-dah..."
S: Absolute SHITE!
L: We're going to get nowhere with that attitude, you cow!
S: Just get on with it, we''ve got the new Go Compare jingle to write before tea time!
L: I HATE you!

hahahahaha

 

[King Binny]

Bidding goodbye to Celta Vigo and fans.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

Well i asked my spanish vigo supporting mate about him and he confirmed what we pretty much already know , he's fast with decent technique . He said he didn't really like him too much as he was quite childish at times and dives alot even by their standards .

Basically Vigo will miss him but he has his doubts he'll be good enough for us. let's see .

 

[localny]

Brilliant Macca. Thanks for the Madge cameo 🙂

 

[The Slugmonster]

I dont believe he's a footballer at all. It's all part of Ayre's cunning plan to get his illegitimate spanish love child Iago to come live with him. Look at the eyebrows, some sculpting on Ian's and there's almost nothing to tell them apart.

 

[King Binny]

 

[gene hughes]

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

My eyes!!!

Can't. Unsee.

 

[keniget]

Hahahaha

That's amazing.

 

[The Slugmonster]

Pahaha. Good man Binny, that solves it once and for all!

 

[King Binny]

Saying goodbye to Celta Vigo fans

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4gdq1hKSg4


Emotional farewell press conference at Celta Vigo

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptjJilY--R8

 

[doctor_mac]

Biscan was quite skinny.

His thin willy gave that impression, but he was actually a bit of a chunk.

 

[Hyena]

His thin willy gave that impression, but he was actually a bit of a chunk.

Do you mean when he rose to the occasion?

 

[doctor_mac]

Do you mean when he rose to the occasion?

No.

 

[Glen C]

Liverpool have a new No.9 - Iago Aspas.

The club confirmed today that the Spaniard would take the shirt vacated by Andy Carroll - and you can buy your 'Aspas 9' shirt now.

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Our greatest No.9s include Ian St John, Ian Rush, Robbie Fowler and Fernando Torres.

 

[Mystic]

Thats a pretty big show of confidence for Iago, I assumed Sturridge would have inherited it. Lets hope Iago is more Torres than Carroll!

 

[keniget]

Does that rule out a big name striker coming in even if Suarez leaves?

 

[Mystic]

Does that rule out a big name striker coming in even if Suarez leaves?

We'd bring in another number seven.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

You cannot tell me that this is not an absolute fucking *winner* of a song:

(To the tune of Lola by the Kinks):

Well he can play anywhere across the back four
And he's got a good touch and he knows how to score
Ar-be-lo-a
Alvaro Arbeloa
Alvaro Arbeloaaaaaaaa

Strong in the tackle, never loses his man
And he likes to get forward whenever he can
Ar-be-lo-a
Alvaro Arbeloa
Alvaro Arbeloaaaaaaaa

Even if I do say so myself, that's fucking ace.

Admittedly the Yossi song needed a little work on the inbetweeny bits, but the "Yossi Benayoun" and "Walking On The Moon" bit was a perfect fit.

The sad truth is that if RAWK, being as big as they are, had picked up those songs then they might have got an airing, but a) they're really cliquey and b) they wouldn't know a decent song if it jizzed in their face

That Arbeloa song is fantastic.

 

[dantes]

Of course. We sign a good player for a good price and he is all set to succeed. So you know, fuck you Aspas, here wear the 9 shirt and deal with five times as much expectation. Because, fuck you.

 

[Mors]

How the fuck did he get our no.9 shirt
He may turn out to be better than Pele, god knows, but surely you have to earn our no.9, and he's definitely not done that yet.

 

[Squiggles]

How the fuck did he get our no.9 shirt
He may turn out to be better than Pele, god knows, but surely you have to earn our no.9, and he's definitely not done that yet.

Yeah, the shirt number also given to Diouf and Ciise.

It means absolutely fuck all any more.

 

[Woland]

RACIST

 

[Mors]

Yeah, the shirt number also given to Diouf and Ciise.

It means absolutely fuck all any more.

Well it should do

His scoring record makes him look like the spanish clint dempsey.

 

[Brizzle]

Did Torres earn it? Arguably not before he joined.

 

[Fabio]

No players earned it before they came to us, because they didn't do anything for Liverpool.

Exploits elsewhere are irrelevant to our numbers.

 

[Woland]

Numbers schmumbers you fucking weirdos.

 

[Mors]

Did Torres earn it? Arguably not before he joined.

Torres was consistent goal scorer before he joined us. And his teams first choice striker and club captain.