Geoff Shreeves

[John McGovern]

What a fucking prick. I don't like Chelsea, but that was fucking brainless.

 

[Woland]

He's currently going round the Barca dressing room telling all the players individually that they aren't in the final.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Andy Burton is a bigger twit

 

[Woland]

Shreeves has just been asking the studio guys if they have Ched Evans number.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

geoff shreeves, the ryan of sky sports

 

[spider-Neil]

geoff shreeves, the ryan of sky sports

ha ha

 

[Piedro]

I'm surprised GKmacca didn't start this thread

 

[nealmac]

There was no need to rub it in. What a complete cunt he is. It's no wonder Kenny doesn't give him a proper interview.

 

[Ryan]

I'm surprised GKmacca didn't start this thread

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[localny]

Respect to Ivanovic.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Geoff was just trying to be helpful.

 

[jexykrodic]

And people wonder why Dalglish gets irritated.

Shreeves and others show a complete lack of respect or taste and just look to get a reaction.

It's like the journos have some kind of 'who can we wind up the most' contest.

 

[Rosco]

Shreeves needs to be stung badly like the Smash It brothers

 

[spider-Neil]

c'mon that was funny as fuck.

'Ivanovic, you 'DO' realise you are banned for the final, right? you know, the biggest club competition in the world? the competition that half the world will be watching, with the biggest prize on offer second only to the world cup? you do realise you're banned for that, right?'

 

[Jack D Rips]

You have a strange sense of humour spider

 

[gkmacca]

I'm surprised GKmacca didn't start this thread

So am I. It's like me without the comic face rubbing.

 

[Piedro]

Haha

 

[spider-Neil]

You have a strange sense of humour spider

yep 🙂

 

[Modo]

Next he'll be delivering test results for hospitals.
- You know you've got cancer, right?
- So that means that you'll most likely die.

 

[spider-Neil]

Next he'll be delivering test results for hospitals.
- You know you've got cancer, right?
- So that means that you'll most likely die.

ha ha 😀

'you know you have herpes, right?'
'you realise you'll have it forever, right?'

 

[Athens]

Next he'll be delivering test results for hospitals.
- You know you've got cancer, right?
- So that means that you'll most likely die.

You could hire him out to break bad news to people. With his microphone and camera in tow and the funniest reactions could be made into a TV programme, "Shrug if off with Shreevesy"

You know that you're being made redundant, right?
You know that little Jimmy is not actually your son don't you?
You know that alcoholic tramp who you gave mouth to mouth resuscitation to? Well he had AIDS of the cancer!

 

[Fabio]

HA!

 

[the count]

Lee Westwood tweeted that Geoff Shreeves had just rang him up to tell him he had never won a major

 

[Woland]

Geoff couldn't fit his scythe into the taxi that Sky had arranged for him, so he put his hood back up and dragged himself off into the darkness, alone.

 

[spider-Neil]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let sheeves be the interviewer if fergie loses at man city.

'you realise that puts man city in the driving seat, right?'

 

[John McGovern]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let sheeves be the interviewer if fergie loses at man city.

'you realise that puts man city in the driving seat, right?'

Can we clarify something Alex?

Did you lose to Manchester City?

You do realise that puts them in the driving seat?

 

[Spionkop69]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let sheeves be the interviewer if fergie loses at man city.

'you realise that puts man city in the driving seat, right?'

Except he fucking won't say anything like that.

 

[gkmacca]

Oh change the record you people!!!

 

[spider-Neil]

Except he fucking won't say anything like that.

exactly, he'll sweep it under the carpet and bring up the game that city have with newcastle.

 

[spider-Neil]

Oh change the record you people!!!

'you do realise that is condescending, right?'