Everton (A) - 24 April 2024 - Premier League

[Hansern]

Fuck off. Its insane that we cant score a goal

 

[Farkmaster]

Spot everyone a fucking goal and show sharpness in little patches. This team is nowhere near it.

 

[Fabio]

Szob is doing his hungarian henderson to perfection tonight

 

[Modo]

tbh, probably 0. He wasn't exactly great coming back from injury

60% fit and still managed to score, lol

 

[Markeh]

it improved vastly there

 

[Mojo]

We're not scoring today. It's just facts

Yeah, best chance we had was these last 10 mins but we're wank so it'll be no surprise when we lose 2-0.

 

[ibromurph]

I am just tired of Nunez. Please sell.

Szobo needs to do something too. Offering fuck all.

No idea what's happened to Mo. Looks finished.

 

[Fabio]

Danns. Elliott. Endo.

Jones. Nunez. Szob.

 

[The Nomad]

Konate shit
Jones shit
Szoboszlai shit
Nunez double shit
Salah shit

45 minutes plus stoppage time to save our season .

 

[Fabio]

60% fit and still managed to score, lol

the third against a team on the beach.

Nah.

 

[Fabio]

Konate shit
Jones shit
Szoboszlai shit
Nunez double shit
Salah shit

45 minutes plus stoppage time to save our season .

Personally, i'm going to take this time to convince myself Slot would have won us this game, rather than focus on the shite letting down one of our best ever managers

 

[tombrown]

I'd say we won first half injury time on points.

Silver Lining

 

[The Nomad]

Personally, i'm going to take this time to convince myself Slot would have won us this game

He's probably be better on the pitch than those 5.

 

[Markeh]

shoot across the keeper
low and hard
control and shoot

when these things were being taught darwin was looking up tattoos on pinterest

 

[mwake]

How I long for the link-up play of Mane, Firmino and Prime Salah. None of our forwards looks like they can anticipate each other. 3 individuals are just doing their own thing. It makes it easy for the opposition.

 

[moron]

Has there been a rule change in the rules of football ? Seems like if you shoot directly at Pickford there is something in it for Liverpool players. Am I missing something or is our forward line just ....FUCKING SHIT !!!

 

[Donavan Ried]

Move Nunez left, Daiz Right, and play dann trough the middle. Bring on Elliot for Szobo

 

[Markeh]

hahahaha rooneys doll hair

 

[got red on me]

hahahaha rooneys doll hair

…and his Cabbage Patch Doll face.

 

[Farkmaster]

None of our forwards are in form, so lets just table that. No one is scoring goals with any sharpness across the entire fucking side.

But as ugly as it is to watch a forward not even work a shot when they are clean through, our actual overall play for most of that first half was equally as ugly, and its both fixable, and preventable.

We looked something like this on the ball, for fucking large stretches of the first half:

------NUNEZ----------------SALAH
DIAZ---JONES-------SZOBO--------
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--------------MACCA----------------
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ROBBO----VVD---KONATE---TRENT--


You'll never guess who they targeted!

Our play is fucking shit. Alarmingly shit.

 

[Markeh]

…and his Cabbage Patch Doll face.

seeing him has lightened the mood, he’s a state

 

[Fabio]

None of our forwards are in form, so lets just table that. No one is scoring goals with any sharpness across the entire fucking side.

But as ugly as it is to watch a forward not even work a shot when they are clean through, our actual overall play for most of that first half was equally as ugly, and its both fixable, and preventable.

We looked something like this on the ball, for fucking large stretches of the first half:

------NUNEZ----------------SALAH
DIAZ---JONES-------SZOBO--------
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--------------MACCA----------------
--------------------------------------
--------------------------------------
--------------------------------------
ROBBO----VVD---KONATE---TRENT--


You'll never guess who they targeted!

Our play is fucking shit. Alarmingly shit.

endo. Elliott. danns.

 

[Buddha]

Get the boy Danns on. On scant evidence he’ll score 1 in 2 chances so we’ll win 1-4

 

[Richey]

Move Nunez left, Daiz Right, and play dann trough the middle. Bring on Elliot for Szobo

Move Nunez to the bench.

Fine with the other suggestions.

 

[Fabio]

i'm going to play balatro

 

[Red Mullet]

Move Nunez to the bench.

Fine with the other suggestions.

Another teams bench at that.

 

[refugee]

I would very much like it if we could find a way to get Forest Gump out of the team and preferably out of the club. However I can't see us signing 2 new strikers in the summer.

 

[Donavan Ried]

Move Nunez to the bench.

Fine with the other suggestions.

Nunez plays his best game when playing from the Left

 

[Mojo]

Konate shit
Jones shit
Szoboszlai shit
Nunez double shit
Salah shit

45 minutes plus stoppage time to save our season .

Said the same thing after 10 mins...all these cunts that were on the bench on the weekend have come in and played like pussies.
Should have kept them on the bench.

 

[johnj147]

Show some balls ffs redmen