Euro 2016.

[Kay Age El]

Winner: France
Runner Up: Germany
3rd: Croatia
4th: England

Topscorer: Lewandowski

Can we do a thread like this?

 

[Judge Jules]

Hodgson is the body of a very old woman inflated by the farts of a very old man.

Truly inspiring words under the circumstances.

Post of the day right there.

 

[cloggypop]

@tomwhite7: Break: Fresh violence breaking out between police and England fans, lots of CS gas, police charging with shields @SimonPeach

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I know. Let's start bother in a country that's on high alert already and where the police are gonna kick the shit out of you.

Pricks.

 

[cloggypop]

Must be dead hard not to stare at the top of Slaven Bilic's head.

 

[Skullflower]

So whos the first player someone's gonna suggest we sign?

 

[Rosco]

The first one that scores

 

[Judge Jules]

De Gea then.

 

[manwithnoname]

So whos the first player someone's gonna suggest we sign?

I'd like to sign the entire French team

 

[Athens]

De Gea then.

That was an assist.

 

[Mystic]

Bet they're voting leave.

 

[Skullflower]

What the fuck is this shit? Our olympics one was 100 times 'better' than this turd-carnival.

 

[cloggypop]

Auto tuned to fuck

 

[cloggypop]

Where's Jean Michel Jarre?

 

[Frogfish]

France obvious favourites but I'll go Belgium. Cracking squad and has a couple of Reds.

 

[Woland]

I enjoy all the fighting. Hope there are massive kick offs tomorrow. Really hope England win, both in the brawling and the football just coz Putin is one of the most massive cunts on earth.

I made a ceremonial ketamine circle, lots of these little aztec pyramid shaped mounds, and put a jelly baby in the middle to represent Putin recently. Can't remember exactly what I was doing but we'll see if it worked tomorrow.

Also, Rooney has had botox and looks like Cruella De Vil with downs. It would really hurt Putin if that thing scored.

 

[Roopy]

Heres to a russian victory

 

[Arn]

Pogba must be the most overrated player on the planet. He isn't even close to be as good as Payet.

Wouldn't surprise me if PSG signs Payet this summer.

 

[Fabio]

... I'm not going to take the bait

 

[rurikbird]

I hope England thoroughly embarrass Russia tomorrow. They are already convinced that the whole world is conspiring against them (at least that's how the state media justifies the endless doping scandals around Russian athletes) and if they get shellacked by a team from the Evil West in the very first game, they might just cry and go home.

 

[Raz]

Bit harsh. Seeing as they didn't start it.

Right!

 

[Raz]

Why?

I assume that is directed at me... To figure out who they are!

 

[Athens]

I assume that is directed at me... To figure out who they are!

Usually fellows that support the Northern Ireland team are unionists.

I doubt they'll fight among themselves.

 

[Raz]

Usually fellows that support the Northern Ireland team are unionists.

I doubt they'll fight among themselves.

Yeah mate I know, it was said in jest. But obviously someone here needs to be told.

 

[jexykrodic]

Right!

As i said earlier, as Liverpool fans with our history, you can't just make assumptions.

 

[tombrown]

Good to see a bit of fighting. World's gone soft

 

[doctor_mac]

Yeah mate I know, it was said in jest. But obviously someone here needs to be told.

It was a pretty shite jest though.

 

[cloggypop]

 

[jexykrodic]

What are the Dutch doing down there?

 

[doctor_mac]

Cracking kick to the face yer man gets. I love the way he comes in with the let's be 'aving ya cuntz pose and then promptly gets a foot in his face. It's poetry.