Pre Match Pre Match - Man Utd (H) - Sun 16:30

[Markeh]

All this scoreline stuff happened last year. Then boom. 0-0.

Let's just rein in the "highest scoreline" shite

putting the mortgage on 12-0

 

[Buddha]

I genuinely think we can better the 7-0

 

[Markeh]

like an auction house in here

we’ve got 7 sevensevensevenseven

can i get 8 from anyone?

(@Fabio is right we’re so jinxing the shite out of this)

 

[MomoWASright]

If we don’t win this I’m going to get an AK and going on a rampage. You tits should know better.

 

[Dreambeliever]

All this scoreline stuff happened last year. Then boom. 0-0.

Let's just rein in the "highest scoreline" shite

Yep would not shock me to see us go 0-1 early and lose.

 

[Fabio]

Everyone in here is making us rely on an unjust god

A plague

A plague on all your houses

 

[Markeh]

Everyone in here is making us rely on an unjust god

A plague

A plague on all your houses

already sick mate 🤣

 

[Squiggles]

I genuinely think we can better the 7-0

Come on, be optimistic.

 

[DHSC]

Potential banana skin and precursor to us losing 4 on the spin.

Onana to have the game of his life.
Amad to whip crosses in a la Giggs that just bounce in front of the keeper and directly into the net.
Zirkzee to have his Macheda moment before being sold in the summer.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

I'm calling a 2-0/3-0/3-1 win.

 

[keniget]

Yeah 100% dropping points now.

 

[The Nomad]

Utd will turn up against us, like they turned up against City. The very definition of a Jekyll and Hyde team.

 

[Brizzle]

Utd will turn up against us, like they turned up against City. The very definition of a Jekyll and Hyde team.

They didn’t need to turn up against city.

 

[Buddha]

Utd will turn up against us, like they turned up against City. The very definition of a Jekyll and Hyde team.

They were as shite against City as they have been in the five losses either side of that game…were outplayed by a side in absolute crisis for 85 mins.

If they turn up at Anfield playing like that we’re talking double figures.

 

[dee]

They were as shite against City as they have been in the five losses either side of that game…were outplayed by a side in absolute crisis for 85 mins.

If they turn up at Anfield playing like that we’re talking double figures.

0-0 ?

 

[darkstarexodus]

View: https://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/1874456789787557919?t=Ar8an3W2Jy2hYxkAcqEFiQ&s=19

I'm scared. This has banana peel written all over it.

 

[dee]

View: https://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/1874456789787557919?t=Ar8an3W2Jy2hYxkAcqEFiQ&s=19

I'm scared. This has banana peel written all over it.

Fucking Nunez still can't score! I'm guessing he came on after the 81st min and Arne had to come on to show him how it's done

 

[MomoWASright]

Look at this shit and people still expect a hammering?

Referee: Michael Oliver (pictured). Assistants: Stuart Burt, Lee Betts. Fourth official: Craig Pawson. VAR: Chris Kavanagh. Assistant VAR: Dan Robathan.

 

[Fabio]

And there we have it. Well done lads

 

[Fabio]

There needs to be an inquisition if there's anything less than 3 points on Sunday. This is like a widespread case of "dead rubber"itis

 

[darkstarexodus]

There needs to be an inquisition if there's anything less than 3 points on Sunday. This is like a widespread case of "dead rubber"itis

United are probably about the same quality as that Midgetland team too. And can fuck us up on their day just as bad.

 

[DHSC]

Half expecting Amorim to play 4-5-1.

 

[StevieM]

Everyone in here is making us rely on an unjust god

A plague

A plague on all your houses

On the plus side, there’s now a list of those to be sacrificed to ensure we win things this season.

 

[rurikbird]

Look at this shit and people still expect a hammering?

Referee: Michael Oliver (pictured). Assistants: Stuart Burt, Lee Betts. Fourth official: Craig Pawson. VAR: Chris Kavanagh. Assistant VAR: Dan Robathan.

All the usual suspects. This is like shit Avengers.

 

[StevieM]

All the usual suspects. This is like shit Avengers.

I think you’ll find it’s the Injustice League.

 

[DHSC]

Superheroes and supervillains flatter them.

They are more like the teletubbies

 

[StevieM]

Superheroes and supervillains flatter them.

They are more like the teletubbies

The League of Extraordinary Cunts

 

[StevieM]

Oh… no wait… that’s whatever league Man City and Chelsea get relegated to for being cheating cunts, Man Utd get relegated to for being shite and Everton get relegated to for being cheating cunts and shite.

 

[dee]

If United play Casemiro & Eriksson in CM midfield again we genuinely will marmalade them. However, surely even Amorim isn't that daft.

I'd expect them to play

Butterfingers; Mazroui Maguire Martinez; Darlot Mainoo Erikson Diallo; Fenandez Garnacho; Hoijland

Which really is not a very scary team

 

[Squiggles]

They're fucking shite. The key thing here is they have no mancs in the team, nobody to fire them up, only ratboy who none of them can take seriously. Current United are just a bunch of mismatched, ill-suited players, who chose money over their career and exist to collect a paycheque and fuck off home. Additionally, Amorim isn't a coach who will stick eleven behind the ball; it's not in his DNA and he probably can't do it. Any die-hard United fan will struggle to find anything that gives them much hope. The only real threat is Garnacho or Fernandez do something out of this world, they sit back and our attack plays like they've never met before.

If our players turn up, which they will, then United will be swatted aside without a second thought.