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Euro 2016 Final - Sunday 10th July

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Mcdonalds are very keen on advertising how much they've spent on a whores for the players during this tournament.
Aye, but French whores are dead classy. They can even recommend what antibiotic you should take.
 
I'm friendly with a guy here who's quite high up in the Irish embassy and he'll sometimes turn up at the bar with a kid in tow. He would have about 3 or 4 before taking the kid home. But he has diplomatic plates on the car and no one in Greece gives a shit about such things.

Yeah no driving here thankfully. On vacation and found a pub a few mins away from our apartment.

Usually I watch matches either at home or at a pub without kiddo in tow. Seemed reasonable to have a few.... but figured SCM is my moral touchpoint and was worth checking in.
 
Aye, but French whores are dead classy. They can even recommend what antibiotic you should take.
I've never fucked a French girl actually.

I imagine it's a bit off putting when she shouts "Oui, Oui, Oui, Oui, OOOUUUUIIIIII!" though.

Be like listening to a kid on a swing.
 
The Irish have an actual embassy in Greece?

Surely there's only you mad enough to want to burn every day of the year?
There's a few hundred of us here in Greece, but it's mainly because of the tourists. They do try to forge links etc but most of their work is dealing with people who have got into a spot of bother while on hols. It's quite a small embassy, they have one floor of a small office building which they share with the Swedes and someone else.
 
Yeah no driving here thankfully. On vacation and found a pub a few mins away from our apartment.

Usually I watch matches either at home or at a pub without kiddo in tow. Seemed reasonable to have a few.... but figured SCM is my moral touchpoint and was worth checking in.
When scm is your moral touchpoint you should be very, very afraid.
 
I've never fucked a French girl actually.

I imagine it's a bit off putting when she shouts "Oui, Oui, Oui, Oui, OOOUUUUIIIIII!" though.

Be like listening to a kid on a swing.
Huh. I would have thought they would be shouting "mon dieu". Perhaps that reflects on me.
 
Yeah no driving here thankfully. On vacation and found a pub a few mins away from our apartment.

Usually I watch matches either at home or at a pub without kiddo in tow. Seemed reasonable to have a few.... but figured SCM is my moral touchpoint and was worth checking in.
Just don't be getting hammered.
 
I want them to just go to pens. I don't want to watch another 50 minutes shite footy, but I don't want to watch another 20 minutes shite footy with one goal either.
 
Aye this is shite. Someone punch nani and make everyone's night.
 
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I actually did this successfully for the first time ever a few weeks ago. No real hangover, just a very middling headache despite 12 pints (i wasn't counting, there were 6 types of ales & I know I had each one twice so worked it out the next day).

Did you just spend the whole night in the urinal then?
 
Did you just spend the whole night in the urinal then?
Not so much actually, I'd say it was about the same as usual (I have a small child's bladder, I hope they don't miss it much) It was probably more like half to two thirds of a pint for each pint, we just had the barmaid bring jugs of iced water to the table & we all had half pint glasses.

I was quite proud of myself cos it was my idea to ask them for them & as half the group were driving back home from the lakes the next day it was decided it was indeed a good idea.
 
Not so much actually, I'd say it was about the same as usual (I have a small child's bladder, I hope they don't miss it much) It was probably more like half to two thirds of a pint for each pint, we just had the barmaid bring jugs of iced water to the table & we all had half pint glasses.

I was quite proud of myself cos it was my idea to ask them for them & as half the group were driving back home from the lakes the next day it was decided it was indeed a good idea.

Very grown up, I've heard the idea loads of times but never seen anyone do it.
 
Not so much actually, I'd say it was about the same as usual (I have a small child's bladder, I hope they don't miss it much) It was probably more like half to two thirds of a pint for each pint, we just had the barmaid bring jugs of iced water to the table & we all had half pint glasses.

I was quite proud of myself cos it was my idea to ask them for them & as half the group were driving back home from the lakes the next day it was decided it was indeed a good idea.


I normally piss every 5 mins but I ran 12k an hour before the match so was acutely dehydrated.

Of course the dehydration meant I was a bit buzzed after my first beer too. Thank god for the water!
 
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